Monthly Archives: May 2012

Six Puns Day Eleven: Herbs And Spices

My friend went back to his girlfriend Tamara’s house only to find Tara gone. Sadly, he had no time to find her, she even took his car away. I mean, it all seemed good, right down to its core…he and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Ten: Pizza

It’s hard to get a slice of the life of the upper crust if you don’t have the dough. For example, I threw a party at my house but my high-end guests found my settings to be unremarkable and cheesy. I, of course, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine: The Desert

You can’t win a heated argument without a dry sense of humor. So go be yourself! For example, my friend Rajani claimed she once heard Zeus and saw Hera…I said: “Now, you can’t fool me, Raj, you’re just seeing things!”…she … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight: Trains

You were on the right track at that party, but realized you had to make a switch when you found out the punch was spiked. You railed about it to the host, but it seemed that guy had some pretty loco motives. So you took a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven: Books

You’ve been paged for an amazing opportunity lately, so grow a spine and get things covered.  Make sure you read all the fine print, though…I, for example, was pressed for time and recklessly bought a piano you have to play with your toes…I mean it sounds great, as … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six: Hair

So, you’ve been combing the world for answers? Even after you’ve cried and brayed, you still don’t know your part? Forget it. Just curl up with a good book and get buzzed. Leave the door open though, I dread locks.

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Six Puns Day Five: The Weather

People ask me about the king’s never-ending reign, but I haven’t the foggiest idea about it. You should hail him regardless with a sunny disposition even though his future looks cloudy right now. And soon his accomplishments will be met with thunderous applause.

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Six Puns Day Four: Big Cats

I’d be lyin’ if I said I didn’t hate a cheater. But my pride is so great that when there’s a contested decision I act like a vampire’s moral dentist and do the right fang.  Ok, there was a roaring contest…I didn’t win, but I did get a tie grrrrr….could that count as an … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three: The Ocean

The tide is turning in your favor, but don’t be gullible. Wave to the people, make your progress official. You’ll make a net profit, see what I mean?

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Six Puns Day Two: Cars

Do you have the drive? You look kind of tired – exhausted, really, but I’ll give you a break. Just steer clear of trouble and it’ll be the key to your success.

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