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Monthly Archives: May 2012
My friend went back to his girlfriend Tamara’s house only to find Tara gone. Sadly, he had no time to find her, she even took his car away. I mean, it all seemed good, right down to its core…he and … Continue reading
It’s hard to get a slice of the life of the upper crust if you don’t have the dough. For example, I threw a party at my house but my high-end guests found my settings to be unremarkable and cheesy. I, of course, … Continue reading
You can’t win a heated argument without a dry sense of humor. So go be yourself! For example, my friend Rajani claimed she once heard Zeus and saw Hera…I said: “Now, you can’t fool me, Raj, you’re just seeing things!”…she … Continue reading
You were on the right track at that party, but realized you had to make a switch when you found out the punch was spiked. You railed about it to the host, but it seemed that guy had some pretty loco motives. So you took a … Continue reading
You’ve been paged for an amazing opportunity lately, so grow a spine and get things covered. Make sure you read all the fine print, though…I, for example, was pressed for time and recklessly bought a piano you have to play with your toes…I mean it sounds great, as … Continue reading
So, you’ve been combing the world for answers? Even after you’ve cried and brayed, you still don’t know your part? Forget it. Just curl up with a good book and get buzzed. Leave the door open though, I dread locks.
People ask me about the king’s never-ending reign, but I haven’t the foggiest idea about it. You should hail him regardless with a sunny disposition even though his future looks cloudy right now. And soon his accomplishments will be met with thunderous applause.
I’d be lyin’ if I said I didn’t hate a cheater. But my pride is so great that when there’s a contested decision I act like a vampire’s moral dentist and do the right fang. Ok, there was a roaring contest…I didn’t win, but I did get a tie grrrrr….could that count as an … Continue reading
The tide is turning in your favor, but don’t be gullible. Wave to the people, make your progress official. You’ll make a net profit, see what I mean?
Do you have the drive? You look kind of tired – exhausted, really, but I’ll give you a break. Just steer clear of trouble and it’ll be the key to your success.