Monthly Archives: June 2012

Six Puns Day Forty One: Autumn

Don’t fall into another trap, when the going gets tough, a truly tough guy (or gal) leaves. My friend, for example, was feeling hot inside her jacket so she grabbed her vest in time to set out on a warm day. I had a corny way to deal with the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Forty: Holidays

Chris missed buying a present for his mother’s day of appreciation, but he gave thanks, giving gifts on any day but her birthday just seemed hollow in his opinion. Of course, amongst his siblings, this was the least popular opinion east or west … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Thirty Nine: The Cycle Of Life

Whether it’s in the cay or the depths of the ocean, you should generally give ships a wide berth. Otherwise you’ll meet obstacles with a growing sense of despair. And, if you’re exercising and you find your abs sore, shun your personal trainers–even … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Thirty Eight: Teeth

The male and female mole are quite interesting. The male prefers eating roots, but hardly makes a dent in vegetables like radishes. The female, though she’s not much in size, her strength allows her to ward off birds and canines. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Thirty Seven: Noodles

When chair prices are low, main competing furniture sellers who don different caps approve of arm rests but pan seats. Most dealers sell a vein of furniture that either can be used in a spa, get tea rooms furnished, or in some … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Thirty Six: Citrus Fruits

Aren’t you glad you didn’t buy that lemon of a car? Your new automobile is so juiced up that it’s sublime. It brings you a zest for life, and that’s definitely quite appealing.

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Six Puns Day Thirty Five: The Radio

As a ship painter, when I don’t dye hulls, I channel my energy into going to the opera, something I’ve been doing with increasing frequency. It’s no ordinary opera, which kind of hurts: sopranos and tenors aren’t allowed, they stay … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Thirty Four: Scientific Classification

You really have no class if you don’t appreciate your family. For example, if it weren’t for King Gene, us vassals (his descendants) would never know what to do. Unfortunately though, in this kingdom, his orders are organized very poorly; someone always has … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Thirty Three: The Circus

Drop all your pretense, and start clowning around. You may be juggling a few problems now, but let your worries go and trap ease, are tests really worth fretting over? Your grandma’s concerned, but if you lie and tame her fears about … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Thirty Two: Bowling

My cousin Al, he lost his PIN number, because he was just layin’ around after a general strike. The lesson? To spare yourself grief, just have a ball.

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