My grandma Devon is hosting a chess competition; you should enter, prize money will be awarded to anyone who will legitimately challenge her. I mean, she admired her friend Cole’s skills last year, but only to discover he was cheating. He was getting advice over the phone and Dev heard every word. So I had to step in. “Cole, um, be a man and fess up”, I said. “Okay, I give,” he said. “I don’t understand, though, my strategies worked so well in the Coast Guard.” “Well, at sea you might be able to get by, ” I responded. “But at land it’s unacceptable.”