Monthly Archives: July 2012

Six Puns Day Seventy Two: Kentucky

My cousin Lou, he vilifies anyone trying to sell lawn mowers these days. That’s because his last mower had an unbridled spirit and blew grass all over the bowling green. He’d get hoarse racing and yelling after that thing, he’s actually … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seventy One: Tennessee

Any volunteer firefighters out there? There’s a a great smokey blaze going on at the library. No? Well, maybe we can chat a new gal or guy into joining us, there are stacks of books about to be lost. Hmm, the fire marshall said we could get a grand old osprey … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seventy: Mississippi

Would all those who are involved in hospitality take a look at all the jacks on the table? You should really take them away and put two pillows on the bed. And you should also play an LP of North American … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Sixty Nine: Alabama

Make sure you are fully mobile, you’ll want to get to your home sweet home before dinner. As a child, my nerdy cousin would go out on hunts, fill up on chips and soda, and hardly have the energy just to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Sixty Eight: Florida

My amigos and I think unemployment is only tamparary, so quit panhandlin’and be a go-gator! I don’t want to sound pushy, but aren’t youse all glad you now know these keys to success? Think about it: they’ll work for your children … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Sixty Seven: Georgia

With today’s post on my mind, I left Athens and went to Africa. While walking across the savannah, (it was a hot land to navigate), I came across a tree. It took wisdom, justice, moderation and courage to do it, but I … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Sixty Six: South Carolina

While dancing the Charleston one day, I tripped over something I could neither place in column A or column B–a very old leaf. It was a something that could fit in my palm, a toenail-sized fossil that was unknown. At least … Continue reading

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