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*SIX PUNS DAY ONE HUNDRED* is coming up on Tuesday, August 28th, 2012.
Six NEW pun-based games each featuring SIX puns, posted at two hour intervals from 9am to 7pm EST.
So…let the Punger Games begin!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME ONE: Find the Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME TWO: Rhyme the Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME THREE: Align the Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME FOUR: Time for Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME FIVE: Mind those Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME SIX: I’m all out of rhymes. How about some jokes?
(Answers will be provided on http://wordplayunlimited.com on September 4th, 2012)
COME for the Pun. STAY for the FUN!
or land o ver on the other side….
My wife has a sensitive nose, so I bought 3 cases of air freshener so she could have ever-glade.
Whenever I play golf on the 9th hole, I always have someone man a tee ahead of me. I’m afraid I’ll hit the ball into the gulf, which unfortunately is not in clear water, but is in murky waters. For St. Pete’s sake I have a tough time playing that hole…
Yo Dale Florida might be the best yet…keep ‘em coming playa!