This ship is nothing but sheer cargo. It should be linkin’ up with a tugboat soon, its contents are headed straight for a military barrack, oh, bomber hangar. That’s good news: the ship was leaving a windy city seaport. Without that tug, the captain wouldn’t have a prayer, he stated that if any more wind blew down, he’d be blown up. Naturally, this calls for a celebration: break out the champagne!
Image: Perry-Castañeda Library Map Collection, The University of Texas at Austin, University of Texas Libraries
*SIX PUNS DAY ONE HUNDRED*
is coming up on Tuesday, August 28th, 2012.
Six NEW pun-based games each featuring SIX puns, posted at two hour intervals from 9am to 7pm EST.
So…let the Punger Games begin!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME ONE: Find the Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME TWO: Rhyme the Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME THREE: Align the Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME FOUR: Time for Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME FIVE: Mind those Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME SIX: I’m all out of rhymes. How about some jokes?
(Answers will be provided on http://wordplayunlimited.com on September 4th, 2012)
COME for the Pun. STAY for the FUN!
Now this one is especially clever! Way to go.
Thanks!
You’re welcome!
Hey, you forgot about the pizzeria…ooh no!
Well, there were some animals at my door, a bear and a deer…the bear was cubby and the deer was doe-y.
I work just outside of Chicago in Naperville, and when people come to visit they want to take the train downtown. Downtown there are people, bustling, concerts, but I can’t go. I get ill in noise.
Well, at the very least I hope your satellite TV comes from a deep dish.
when they ask me how many pieces I want, I always say Uno.
You are just brilliant…love what you did here and then you and billgncs continued it. Yay for Illinois…I live about an hour outside Chicago
i wish i had half your expertise and wit!