I was at my friend Arlene’s house. I got so drunk there that when I talked about places I’d like to visit, I mentioned ”Parish“. Then I stumbled across the room as I decorated the floor with beer, and I came across a coop of pelicans. I knew Arlene’s place had some animals, but birds? That was new to me! To make a long story short, I don’t like people cagin’ wild animals, so let them go. It wasn’t okay by her, but I’m guessing it’d probably be okay by you.
Image: Perry-Castañeda Library Map Collection, The University of Texas at Austin, University of Texas Libraries
*SIX PUNS DAY ONE HUNDRED*
is coming up on Tuesday, August 28th, 2012.
Six NEW pun-based games each featuring SIX puns, posted at two hour intervals from 9am to 7pm EST.
So…let the Punger Games begin!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME ONE: Find the Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME TWO: Rhyme the Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME THREE: Align the Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME FOUR: Time for Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME FIVE: Mind those Six Puns!
Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME SIX: I’m all out of rhymes. How about some jokes?
(Answers will be provided on
http://wordplayunlimited.com
on September 4th, 2012)
COME for the Pun. STAY for the FUN!
this one is red hot. You just pepper those puns. Of course, humor is the spice of life.
And with much spice comes much alcohol. Should I pick up the tab, ask, or just pay the bartender?
tab, ask, or — tabasco — the stealth pun!
but be careful with the hor sauce, sometimes you pay twice!
tab, ask, or — tabasco — the stealth pun!
but be careful with the hot sauce, sometimes you pay twice!
hor sauce actually scares me more than hot sauce…just sayin’….
this cast…. arrgh!
Laughing – not at you, mind you – with you!
laughing — back…
with me right????
absolutely — I chuckle at my own misfortune, but laugh with the world…