Six Puns Day Eighty Six: New Mexico

If Tina Fey and St. Nicholas had a kid, you’d get Santa Fey, right? Of course! And if the ice cream on your pies fell off daily, it would be lost à la modes, right? Of course! Okay, enough with the bad jokes. I’ve got a tuna fish to find…it’s locked away somewhere. I need an albacore key! Okay, yeah, that one was bad. I know you guys like dry humor and marathon set-ups, but in that area I’m hardly a road runner. Oh! Did it again. Making puns is like aiding a battered Dracula: you can heal a wound, but you just can’t heal a monster.

(The map below takes a little detour, not originally planned. Oklahoma, we have not forgotten you!)

Image: Perry-Castañeda Library Map Collection, The University of Texas at Austin, University of Texas Libraries

*SIX PUNS DAY ONE HUNDRED*

is coming up on Tuesday, August 28th, 2012.

Six NEW pun-based games each featuring SIX puns, posted at two hour intervals from 9am to 7pm EST.

So…let the Punger Games begin!

Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME ONE: Find the Six Puns!

Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME TWO: Rhyme the Six Puns!

Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME THREE: Align the Six Puns!

Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME FOUR: Time for Six Puns!

Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME FIVE: Mind those Six Puns!

Six Puns Day One Hundred GAME SIX: I’m all out of rhymes. How about some jokes?

(Answers will be provided on http://wordplayunlimited.com on September 4th, 2012)

COME for the Pun. STAY for the FUN!

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day Eighty Six: New Mexico

  1. billgncs says:

    laughing out loud, this is masterful! The English language will never be the same.

    There is an old segment of route 66 there, which my daughter and I drove when she was young. It was cool, but at times, we had our reservations.

  2. boomiebol says:

    Love this…the Tina Fey and St Nicholas…brilliant. Even Tina would be impressed :) . Love this

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