Monthly Archives: September 2012

Six Puns Day One Hundred Thirty Three: Eyes

The pupils of this communications school learn a lot about fiber optics. They use rods to direct the wires into sockets.These are extremely secret techniques, if they don’t keep a lid on them, they get fifty lashes.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Thirty Two: Rain

Do drop in if there are sheets being cleaned this fall. You won’t come across a storm of criticism, in fact, you’ll be loved by both cats and dogs. Well, maybe. We’ll see what precipitates.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Thirty One: Snow

Don’t be a flake, if you don’t want to be caught in a flurry of social problems, you should know your jokes cold, if you catch my drift. Only then will you be able to end frosty relations and have a ball.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Thirty: Driving

The upcoming fall break is a clear signal that you have to steer clear of any turn of events that will stop you from having a gas. So have some fun!

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Twenty Nine: Penguins

I missed my plane to Japan–now I’m flight less. I was supposed to meet the Emperor so it’s got me a little blue. But the King of Belgium did call and asked me to scale their highest moutain–so I just had to cold climb it. It … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Twenty Eight: The Bakery

We’re often raised–no, born and bred–to make a lot of dough. But if you’re one smart cookie, you’ll realize that happiness is easy as pie, really–a piece of cake.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Twenty Seven: Restaurants

Here’s a solid tip: if you ever have orders to follow, try to desert them. I mean, in the way that you can show a special style to what you do. Like carrying gardening equipment on trays. This is non-gender specific advice: it’s a … Continue reading

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