Monthly Archives: November 2012

Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety Four: Chimpanzees

I’d like to ask a posable question to my math teachers: is it a rule of thumb that seven ate nine (a la the old joke)? Nine doesn’t seem like a pushover number, the notion that a prime ate it is hard to grasp. Oh well. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety Three: Anteaters

Ben’s uncles and aunts may be on the eccentric side–wearing silky dress shirts at the beach, donning giant shoes with long tongues–but their spirits are strong, they’ve never been licked. One of them is even into a dog who can’t smell–there’s no snout … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety Two: Lettuce

“Captain! If this ship hits that iceberg, it’s gonna be row-mania,” the first mate exclaimed into the crisp night air, “We can’t afford to stay the course until it leaves!”  “Settle down,” the captain yelled back, “all this fear stems from a lack of faith. Once my big … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety One: Tigers

The battle’s last mission was a great way for the low-ranking private to finally show his Pa that he could earn his stripes. Although there was a clause in the army’s handbook stating that cyber attacks were out of the question, the soldier downloaded … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety: Archery

The family heard a knock at their restaurant’s door, which caused them to quiver. It was the health inspector, threatening to close them down. In an effort to change his mind, they cooked him their best meal: Bow tie pasta. String cheese. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty Nine: Blues

I’m not in the mood for sixteen bars, I’ve been to twelve bars already and I’m ready for a deep rest. I’ve learned just to drink a fifth of scotch and call it a night. I’ve also learned that I should never bring … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty Eight: Jazz

Never underestimate what an imp provides. Street urchins and thieves may not be much of note, but they manage to keep their cool once they get into the swing of things. And though they steal jars of peanut butter and jelly, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty Seven: Chimes

Doc knew that if Mason and Gambo didn’t take the loot to a safe and sound place, the heist would certainly go down the tubes. They had already knocked the wind out of the security guards and stashed most of the money in an abandoned circus ring. They … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty Six: Geese

I hope your thoughts don’t migrate the next time you’re in traffic. If you have to wing it, honk your horn and keep your eyes on the road, never take a gander at roadside advertisments, houses, and the like. When driving near the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty Five: Sandwiches

Katalina, upon releasing the ancient sword from downtown’s sacred lizard statue, gained access to an exclusive club of heroes, those who were born and bred to handle meet any challenge and get out of any pickle. And the name of that group was The–oh, can’t … Continue reading

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