“How many times do I have to tell you that this railroad won’t bridge the continental divide?” Larson asked. “Cheap labor equals poor results,” he added. “It’s too complicated of a scheme and your profits won’t multiply.” “I’m afraid you haven’t seen the new steel girders I ordered from the navy,” said Big Katz. “They’re specifically from that plot of land where those underwater fighting vessels are…you know, the sub tract.”
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this is so calculated…
Counterproductive…..
well, at least it’s sum thing.
Geez I don’t know why they’ve said those things, I liked it to the (power of 10!) Notice how I put that in brackets?
Nice one Diana!
thanks theorderexpert – I appreciate that!
You integrated these puns so nicely, a true artistic function.