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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Seven: Hubcaps

They just wouldn’t tire: the band was ready for another round of songs in which they would cover whatever pieces Jackie–the guest host–spoke to them, certainly something that would rub her the right way. Six Puns: At a steal of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Six: Shrews

There’s this tale that I dig about a mole on someone’s arm: whenever they’re in New York City and watching sports, it invariably causes them to root for their favorite borough. Well, that’s what my friends who are in the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Five: Squash (Sport)

“I’d boast that this rum-smuggling business is quite a racket,” said Jane the pirate, “but I have a straight drive to keep us out of court, so I’m gonna go with my gut and keep quiet.” Six Puns: At your … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Four: Gongs

“Going through a round of tennis should take about fifteen minutes flat,” said the athletics instructor, “after which all of you can crash at the sports club, which can’t be beat; naturally, it’s a sound decision.” Six Puns: We’re a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Three: Scrolls

“Huge baking event going on tonight, only on pay-per-view. They are going to make the best rolls without any assistance, or even a script,” said the promoter, “The end won’t leave you hanging, if you have the right frame of mind.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Two: Long Johns

The second heat of the spelling bee was something Nicole had down, something she knew cold. The judges were warming up to the speed of her responses and knew a loss wasn’t something she’d be caught in. Six Puns: Long … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty One: Trombones

Jack would long for the southern belle and hoped he was sharp around her, in order to  break the serious tone of her home life–so he left her a note. Six Puns: Kind of cheap jokes today, but we’ll let that … Continue reading

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