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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Hundred Seventy: Jaguars
“Our contract comes with an important clause: I don’t want anyone reporting anything until they’ve spotted a computer with significant bytes.” said the IT team leader in the computer store. “I pray that someone finds one, though I don’t want anyone … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Nine: Gardening
What are you doing? Although you’re a nuclear technician, you’re not supposed to be hanging at the plant — unless you really dig it. Today everyone’s gone on a trip to the bakery, to get all the dirt on how … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Eight: Pandas
This is something I can’t bear: people thinking in terms of black and white and write pithy reviews of concerts they see in Brooklyn. I think that if something they see doesn’t keep them in captivity, they should be a … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Six: Bovinae
“Traffic trouble? You don’t have to yak or utter a word at all, this car comes with a horn,” said the fast-talking used car salesman, “you’ll never have to hoof it ever again, so what’s your beef? I really think … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Five: Year
Ever since I took a leap into writing this pun website, I’ve been in a daze. It’s not that I’m weak or anything (although some of my jokes or bits may have been–and for that I apologize) but it’s you, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Four: Yogurt
“There was a case in which my client had a truck but lacked tows,” said the defense lawyer. “So he was clearly no way he could have damaged the property. The prosecution tried to milk the fact that he had … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Three: Ancient Egypt
“Nigh all the telescopes were taken, so you’re just going to have to desert your post and peer amid the other students on those high rogue cliffs,” said the astronomy professor, in a dry tone, to Jane. “But I won’t … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Two: Bears
“Our chances of survival may seem grizzly, and a flag and a pole are all we have left, but we mustn’t worry,” said Pa. “I’m going to make sure that no one buries anyone else. Until we meet our destiny, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty One: Evolution
Going to the pool this summer? Don’t drift around, grab your best jeans and as much change as you can and head straight down where they sell swimsuits. Don’t worry about anyone else. Get apparel that’s just right for you–make … Continue reading
