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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred: Sponges

What are you doing? Come on, it’s easy to see how you can sell a vacation spot: tell them how to soak up the sun in a distant place, and they’ll pour all over the offer. Six Puns: Many see … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Nine: Lungs

There’s an heir eating a pearat a restaurant and just enjoying the atmosphere. He doesn’t like seafood, (he’s not quite a fisher) but he does enjoy chicken (and ducks). Six Puns: Puns in the rain, puns in the snow, puns in sleet, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Eight: Crates

Just in case you’re a square, there is a jazz concert I would like to tell you about: it features a band with a bassist who used to box, so there’s plenty of edge to the music. Six Puns: Crate … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Seven: Gills

No one knows where a lamb’ll lay, but the chance of finding an answer isn’t completely down the tubes. An heir to the throne could tell you that you can see sheep sleep in many pastures…it’s a fun thing to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Six: Ladders

“Here,” said the counselor, “take the steps you need to get your problems fixed, and never fold. You’ll be in a different frame of mind and, by extension, in a new situation.” Six Puns: High mountain weather? No, climate.  

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Five: Craters

“I don’t know what impact a meatier sandwich will have on the populace,” said Jen, the scientist, to Maria, “but people should be able to finish the whole thing down without quarts of milk.” Six Puns: Pretty deep.  

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Four: Gears

“It’s your turn to face the problems you have with your teeth at the spur of the moment,” said the general,  “or else face some backlash.” Six Puns: All gear puns have been verified by an elite inner circle.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Three: Grades

A bee can fly over a sea, but not wearing a XL lent shirt, a plus if you consider how Fay’ll react. Six Puns: Hey, New York! (Gee, PA!)

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Two: Juice

“Aren’t youse guys glad that Aunty Ox hid ants from the basement?” asked Bill. “Yes, but there are more pressing matters to attend to,” said Joe. “We’re being squeezed for time, it’s not pulp fiction we’re dealing with here.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety One: Needles

“I would say you will need all the help you can get, but then again, you’re pretty sharp,” said the medical assistant to the student, “I think you get the point of all the lectures, so the mid-terms shouldn’t be … Continue reading

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