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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Five: Tattoo

Problems too hard to shoulder? Get back, I think there’s a solution if you draw from within. It’s that, because you’re going to need all the help you can get in your quest for peace. Six Puns: Now registered as … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Four: Polo

You can scream and shout in a club until your voice is hoarse, but it might not change things from being sad, dull. That said, don’t let that rain on your parade; work on a better goal. Six Puns: Stick … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Three: Cribs

If you own stock, you don’t want to be caught with a side of pork if you invest in beef. Sure, that’s just a blanket statement, so but it’s great advice for the upwardly mobile. Six Puns: It’s a big harbor … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Two: Polka

“If we follow Walt’s peace accord, eons of time will pass before there will be any disturbance at a theater or play,” said the diplomat, “I think many folk will be happy with that, being able to get out of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety One: Protests

“If you can figure out the radical of this equation, you can calculate the resistance,” said the physics teacher. “You should have this figured out by March, at the latest, I mean if you want to make physics your occupation. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety: Fitness

If you thing that making money off of something you like is a stretch, just jog your memory: plenty of people have set the tone doing things they love. There’s one condition: if you don’t like your hair color, dye … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Nine: Taxidermy

“I’d be lyin‘ if I said that I didn’t feel stuffed,” said one of the guests, “still, it was better than eating a fir tree, something I couldn’t bear.” Six Puns: Treat life as if it’s just all a big … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Eight: Eclairs

If you have the dough you can afford a suite for quite a long time,  and I sing praises of anyone who can do that, and say “shoo” to anyone who can’t. Six Puns: Puns for everyone, including familiar uncles … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Seven: Earrings

“To get the whole picture of the Bahamas, you must find a conch shell, and read something like my biography of Franklin Pierce, something I have to plug, on the beach,” said the travel agent, “or you could just eat … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Six: Gates

New Orleans is a port known for swing music, and its seafood; including shrimp, crayfish, and lox. There are plenty of bars to go to– but they can be expensive, so just have a rich nerd foot the bill. Six … Continue reading

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