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Six puns are featured on this site every day. Whether you're a big fan of puns or not, this website promises groan-inducing, face-palming, and occasionally funny writing. Check it out!

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Seven: Caffeine

“You might find some bitter people where off-duty police officers hang out,” said the police chief, “but the mood is better than the funeral where Cole, uh, Hank is, and certainly better than a wake.” Six Puns: If you’re feeling … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Six: Ammonia

The compound was shutting down, so the inmates couldn’t make a clean getaway. Sure, they had a solid idea of where to go, but even if they concentrated, they couldn’t get back to their base. Six Puns: Ammonia puns? Of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Five: Nets

If you make your nuclear car go (via fission) from the grocery store back home, you might let a whole pat of butter fly. But, I think it’s something you’ll pull through. Six Puns: Low fat, and plenty of fiber.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Four: Scissors

“If you were aware of the sheer value of education, I wouldn’t cut class if were you,” said the trim guidance counselor, “in fact, if you stay sharp it’ll be something you can handle.” Six Puns: Plenty of bunnies, and one … Continue reading

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Six Pun Day Eight Hundred Eighty Three: Parades

“In March, I found a distinct band in this tree trunk that goes against any formation I’ve seen in years,” said the botanist, “with this, the possibility of where a fly passed, or of some aberrant weather surely balloons.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Two: Canopies

If you can top your old records, this still leaves you with plenty of work and little time for rest. Sure, you could branch out to other areas, but the work might or may not be as light. Six Puns: A … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty One: Triathlons

The water cycle is something that cannot be run by outside forces, if anyone says it can, you might want to distance yourself from them, or tell them to “shoo”, of course. Six Puns: Compliment my readers? A stroke of genius!

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