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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Four: Lighters

Don’t worry about an old flame, your boss won’t fire you over things like that. What you can do is spark interest in a perfect match, and have a gas. Six Puns: The lighter side of things, really.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Three: Mirrors

Looking glass or steel-eyed isn’t easy, especially when you have to reflect on things that are rather light. I mean, even if you look back to your days at sea. Six Puns: To some truly groan-worthy humor, there’s only one-way…  

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Two: Mines

Into rock? Maybe some heavy metal? Perhaps some underground vibes? Well, whatever music you’re into, pick something you dig. Six Puns: Quarts of puns (and gallons of fun).

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred One: Mittens

Here’s a rule of thumb: in a tight-knit community, if you have a warm disposition you’ll be covered in almost any situation. Even if you have a cold. Six Puns: Puns from scratch.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred: Pesticides

“I don’t talk sick, there was plenty of poise on those dance moves,” said one of the judges, “I really think we should dust her resume off and talk to her agent. She is one of the best dancers this side … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Nine: Pears

“There is a suite here with a pair of television sets, so you should be in good shape,” said the manager, “there are plenty of shows on with canned laughter, good if you’re ever in a jam.” Six Puns: Part … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Eight: Parsnips

“Some of your problems may stem from a contaminated tube or a chemical that won’t leave,” said the scientist, “but to get to the root of the problem, we have to shoot some new experimental footage.” Six Puns: This room … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Seven: Murals

Maybe that tempura has too much oil in it, or maybe it’s just hard to tie all these elements together. If Art doesn’t have the answer, see Ling. Six Puns: Chart-shaped pasta? Would that be graph-iti?

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Six: Moods

“Look here, sonny, this rock isn’t exactly light,” said the farmer, “it’s about to get dark out, so if you don’t want to move this heavy object, I’m positive you can just go home.” Six Puns: Once you iron out … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Five: Tattoo

Problems too hard to shoulder? Get back, I think there’s a solution if you draw from within. It’s that, because you’re going to need all the help you can get in your quest for peace. Six Puns: Now registered as … Continue reading

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