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“Oy, all these tasks are taking up too much time.” said one of the workers. “Aren’t you glad that you took out a home loan? And that money for crowd confusion, you know, some fray grants?” “Yes, I am…I can buy a … Continue reading
“If there’s nothing to steal in China,” said the pirate, “well, we’re going to have to go back to the base. That is, as soon as I find my cell phone charger.” Six Puns: Don’t bother investing…plate puns are poor … Continue reading
“A flower might not make up for all mistakes on that float, but you should milk for all it’s worth,” said Ash. Six Puns: Running those powder puns into the ground!
“There’s not a shred of evidence that the person who stole the taxi did so in the raw,” said the detective, “and this is because so many people have been dressing up for a greater number of these crimes.” “I’d agree with … Continue reading
“The entire crowd rose, at least that’s what I’ve read,” said the sports commentator. “They made a laughing stock out of the entire team.” “How can we get back their good reputation?” the anchor asked. “Well it’s as easy as … Continue reading
The latest mix of the artist’s song left her in quite a bind–her performance was solid, but would her popularity stick? Maybe she would have better luck building raps. Six Puns: Hard to resist!
What are you doing? Come on, it’s easy to see how you can sell a vacation spot: tell them how to soak up the sun in a distant place, and they’ll pour all over the offer. Six Puns: Many see … Continue reading
There’s an heir eating a pearat a restaurant and just enjoying the atmosphere. He doesn’t like seafood, (he’s not quite a fisher) but he does enjoy chicken (and ducks). Six Puns: Puns in the rain, puns in the snow, puns in sleet, … Continue reading
Just in case you’re a square, there is a jazz concert I would like to tell you about: it features a band with a bassist who used to box, so there’s plenty of edge to the music. Six Puns: Crate … Continue reading