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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty One: Mildew

“You know how fun Gus is, he never fits the mold.” said the producer. “Yes, he is a fun guy to have as a host,” said the director,  “but must he always put a damper on the game show?” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty: Pharmacies

“Down by the dock, there are wrecks,” said the captain, “but there should be more tar to fix the ships there–and there’s a device to number what we have there, we’ve gone over the counter–but I’m afraid there is a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Nine: The Ivy League

“I don’t know how anyone bears the thought of reading the puns you pen,” said a critic to me once, “Unless someone big read them, of course. Within the filmed reactions to this material lie yawns. So you’re going to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Eight: Molasses

“This dentist’s GUI can show us if you have sore gums,” said the hygienist, “but we like to use a more refined software suite to beat sugar.” Six Puns: Molasses puns? Yes, we cane!

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Seven: Ice

“If you have a cold, I’d be crushed, but it kind of frees you of some responsibility,” said the manager, “but don’t think you’ll be giving us the slip for too long. However, if you have a solid record you should … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Six: Fire Hydrants

“Mr. and Mrs. Watt are supposed to join us for dinner, so make sure they’re pumped up about this restaurant.” said Mr. Smith. “It’s a farming-type place, so all the shovels and hoes on the walls should whet their appetite … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Five: Cheesecake

“We’re going to cream you at the big game,” said the leader of the school’s basketball team, “because you’d be nuts to go after our star players with your crummy defense.” “We’ll see about that,” said Graham, “maybe they’ve been … Continue reading

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