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Category Archives: Animals
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eighty One: Cicadas
Tim bawls over losing things like his bike, but I think there’s nothing to brood over. Such is the nature of life–cycles come and go. Personally I think he should focus on his underground music career, especially in his borough, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Seventy Five: Moths
“It doesn’t matter if we lost the world atlas; if you want to flap your gums about our defenses, that’s fine,” said the soldier,”I don’t care how many of them come at me, though, there’s always a low-ranking lieutenant who … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Hundred Seventy: Jaguars
“Our contract comes with an important clause: I don’t want anyone reporting anything until they’ve spotted a computer with significant bytes.” said the IT team leader in the computer store. “I pray that someone finds one, though I don’t want anyone … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Eight: Pandas
This is something I can’t bear: people thinking in terms of black and white and write pithy reviews of concerts they see in Brooklyn. I think that if something they see doesn’t keep them in captivity, they should be a … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Six: Bovinae
“Traffic trouble? You don’t have to yak or utter a word at all, this car comes with a horn,” said the fast-talking used car salesman, “you’ll never have to hoof it ever again, so what’s your beef? I really think … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Two: Bears
“Our chances of survival may seem grizzly, and a flag and a pole are all we have left, but we mustn’t worry,” said Pa. “I’m going to make sure that no one buries anyone else. Until we meet our destiny, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Eight: Feral Pigs
I don’t want to bore you, but if you lend your beard-cutting tools to someone who hogs your stuff– and they go wild with it–you’ll never get your razor back. Trust me, it’s wine that you should be giving away. … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Four: Hyenas
“I’m sure someone spotted the difference between those dishes,” said the patron to the manager, “you can’t just expect them to get mixed up and everyone to carry on.” “I assure you, this is no laughing matter,” responded the manager, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Five: Beavers
“Damn! There’s no lodge on the other side of that hill,” exclaimed the party’s captain. “But this trail branches of into several directions,” explained one soldier. “Would any of those help us reach our destination?” “Nah,” replied the captain. “We … Continue reading
