Category Archives: Animals

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Two: Bumblebees

“Paul ‘n the gang made sure the police sting went fine, especially after the crooks got a buzz,” said the detective, “I could drone on and on about this, but the point is they’ve definitely earned their stripes.” Six Pun: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty: The Phoenix

“Listen son, people will try to get a rise out of you just so the boss might fire you,” said the department head “though you don’t have to wing it, you can always come up with  better ideas on the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fourteen: Brains

A person’s musicality can stem from the fact that they can play the organ, by ponds, lakes, rivers, even a hippo campus. Though that last one is, by all accounts, a grey matter. Six Puns: Some offal puns today…sorry.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirteen: Kennels

Sure, pet peeves can be rough, like boarding a train and forgetting to bring bread. This can breed contempt (but only if it’s a dinner train). Six Puns: Trees have plant of bark, don’t they?

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Nine: Mosquitoes

“Eating home cooking doesn’t have to suck, you can make plenty of great meals from scratch on the fly,” said the TV chef. “So don’t bug out, add beer to your meals to get a great buzz.” Six Puns: Taking … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Two: Maggots

Coming up with puns on the fly is surely something that will get you grub, but don’t let it all go to your waist. Exercise, and keep a body of work by you (you don’t know who you’ll meet). Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty Nine: Deer

“If you hoof it to the bar, you won’t have to pay much dough for drinks, maybe a buck or two,” said grandma, “but don’t drink too much, dear, I don’t like o see too much rum in aunts.” Six … Continue reading

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