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Category Archives: Animals
What are you doing? Come on, it’s easy to see how you can sell a vacation spot: tell them how to soak up the sun in a distant place, and they’ll pour all over the offer. Six Puns: Many see … Continue reading
No one knows where a lamb’ll lay, but the chance of finding an answer isn’t completely down the tubes. An heir to the throne could tell you that you can see sheep sleep in many pastures…it’s a fun thing to … Continue reading
“I’ve heard of Gray’s Anatomy, but that’s not a reason to not have a pack or two a day,” said the drummer, “I know my opinions on smoking breed controversy, but I’ve even toed the line on other health issues, too.” … Continue reading
“Hey could you spot anyone over there, especially Hill?” said Mr. Clinton. “Any star knows where to find her, she should be near her pa. If not, we’ll have to check another borough.” Six Puns: Can you dig it?
“The entrance wasn’t legit, it was a conned door,” said the police officer, “This is going to leave the owner sore, that and the missing kettle. It was a terrible crime for the perpetrator to commit, he definitely messed with the … Continue reading
“The world isn’t in black and white, and this coat of arms is not an exception,” said the tour guide. “The depicted series of planes represents the pilots in this family who’ve earned their stripes, and on special occasions, the … Continue reading
The detective had to think of ideas on the fly, as the case was not as black and white as he once could see…he looked again at the stock he was sold earlier and kept puffin’ his cigarette. Six Puns: Last … Continue reading
“Although you can sell me that sweater, that marine pattern makes me nervous.” said the shopper to the clerk. “Oh yes,” said the clerk, “it must be the ocean shelf, the oysters, and the mussels. Right this way, bring your cart. A … Continue reading
“There’s a split in the sales department that is based on what the associates can sell,” said the manager to the boss. “It is a toss up between a tie, knee pads, and some fishin‘ equipment, and it couldn’t get any … Continue reading
“Now, uh, the sun set on the rancher, yet he knew that the cows would come home on time ‘fer dinner…even over the bare plains,” said the old storyteller, “he was plannin’ to take a photo and mount an amazin’ … Continue reading