Category Archives: Animals

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Forty Three: Venison

There is a lot at stake if someone very dear to you plays an organ during a baseball game. Well, not really, but they are someone I’d like to meet. Six Puns: Venison puns are something to marble at!

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Forty Two: Goldfish

As long as your work is up to scale, you won’t have to tell tales about what accounts you shore up, or how many burgers you fry. Or, even if you happen to discover a meteor. Six Puns: Goldfish puns? … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Eight: Chameleons

“Before you color your opinion of them, let me tell you the tale of the how these musicians banded together with their two violins and their three horns,” said the host, “they always got together in the morning to play the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Five: Badgers

“We need an advertisement to sell fir trees, one that has enough bite the consumers will be able to dig it.” said the client. “Well, according to this clause in our contract,” said the executive, “you are allowed to see … Continue reading

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Six Puns Nine Hundred Ten: Paws

The best newspaper in print today may have smooth articles about tissues, but the other articles they do won’t leave your imagination bare. Six Puns: Like most people who write contracts, we fight for a common clause.

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Four: Hooves

“If you care, a tin of cat food is about a foot away from the tow truck, next to the box of nails,” said the camp counselor, “it is indeed something that might become very dear to you.” Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Six: Skeletons

So, you want to rib some people this Halloween? Don’t worry about how to frame it, just to to your favorite joint and state your case. Sincerely, Six Puns (XO). Six Puns: Offal puns, no? Better luck to marrow.   … Continue reading

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