Category Archives: Animals

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fourteen: Brains

A person’s musicality can stem from the fact that they can play the organ, by ponds, lakes, rivers, even a hippo campus. Though that last one is, by all accounts, a grey matter. Six Puns: Some offal puns today…sorry.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirteen: Kennels

Sure, pet peeves can be rough, like boarding a train and forgetting to bring bread. This can breed contempt (but only if it’s a dinner train). Six Puns: Trees have plant of bark, don’t they?

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Nine: Mosquitoes

“Eating home cooking doesn’t have to suck, you can make plenty of great meals from scratch on the fly,” said the TV chef. “So don’t bug out, add beer to your meals to get a great buzz.” Six Puns: Taking … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Two: Maggots

Coming up with puns on the fly is surely something that will get you grub, but don’t let it all go to your waist. Exercise, and keep a body of work by you (you don’t know who you’ll meet). Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty Nine: Deer

“If you hoof it to the bar, you won’t have to pay much dough for drinks, maybe a buck or two,” said grandma, “but don’t drink too much, dear, I don’t like o see too much rum in aunts.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty Five: Magpies

“If you watch the core vid,” said the trainer, “you’ll find out that many exercise techniques were developed on the fly, or so the tale goes.  Though you’ll find people wanting to flock to learn them, there are always people … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Forty One: Viruses

“Tell my agent that I’m not willing to sell myself short,” said the starlet, “I flew too far to buy this shirt and these jeans and I want to be the host.” Six Puns: Virus puns provided by Uncle Larry … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Twenty Five: Krill

“You have to see things in another way, keep your feelings at bay, break out of your shell,” said the counselor. “That will shed some light on your situation, have a party with some new folks and ten of your friends.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Twenty One: Pigeons

“Since you have to wing it, some jokes won’t fly, ” said Homer, the stage director, “but a lot of them will rock, causing more people to flock over here.” Six Puns: Pigeon puns aren’t bad, actually, they’re pretty coo.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Twenty: Pigs

I don’t want to bore you about poor signs, but to be fair, all advertisements are about sharing and not about who hogs the shaving tools (so please give that razor back). Six Puns: What’s that bakin’?

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