- Copyright © Dale Isip and Sixpuns.com, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Dale Isip and Sixpuns.com with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.
Category Archives: Animals
Tim bawls over losing things like his bike, but I think there’s nothing to brood over. Such is the nature of life–cycles come and go. Personally I think he should focus on his underground music career, especially in his borough, … Continue reading
“It doesn’t matter if we lost the world atlas; if you want to flap your gums about our defenses, that’s fine,” said the soldier,”I don’t care how many of them come at me, though, there’s always a low-ranking lieutenant who … Continue reading
“Our contract comes with an important clause: I don’t want anyone reporting anything until they’ve spotted a computer with significant bytes.” said the IT team leader in the computer store. “I pray that someone finds one, though I don’t want anyone … Continue reading
This is something I can’t bear: people thinking in terms of black and white and write pithy reviews of concerts they see in Brooklyn. I think that if something they see doesn’t keep them in captivity, they should be a … Continue reading
“Traffic trouble? You don’t have to yak or utter a word at all, this car comes with a horn,” said the fast-talking used car salesman, “you’ll never have to hoof it ever again, so what’s your beef? I really think … Continue reading
“Our chances of survival may seem grizzly, and a flag and a pole are all we have left, but we mustn’t worry,” said Pa. “I’m going to make sure that no one buries anyone else. Until we meet our destiny, … Continue reading
I don’t want to bore you, but if you lend your beard-cutting tools to someone who hogs your stuff– and they go wild with it–you’ll never get your razor back. Trust me, it’s wine that you should be giving away. … Continue reading
“I’m sure someone spotted the difference between those dishes,” said the patron to the manager, “you can’t just expect them to get mixed up and everyone to carry on.” “I assure you, this is no laughing matter,” responded the manager, … Continue reading
“Damn! There’s no lodge on the other side of that hill,” exclaimed the party’s captain. “But this trail branches of into several directions,” explained one soldier. “Would any of those help us reach our destination?” “Nah,” replied the captain. “We … Continue reading
Your head may be swimming with all the information you’ve learned about nuclear fission, but if you can see that you can slide into the material, you’ll make quite a splash. So go ahead, take a dive!