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Category Archives: Art
Ever since I took a leap into writing this pun website, I’ve been in a daze. It’s not that I’m weak or anything (although some of my jokes or bits may have been–and for that I apologize) but it’s you, … Continue reading
There’s way too much drama on the ranch, just because nobody wants to document Terry’s hours doesn’t mean he has to come at Dee in anger. He even criticized the clothes she wore. I swear no one will miss Terry once … Continue reading
I was lead to believe that to temper a lengthy school day I could read a primer from start to finish. It was a bad idea, I think I felt my own eyes gloss over. I’m not going to say … Continue reading
The last supper I had with Mona, Lisa and Florence was at Arthur’s place. It was an interesting event, to say the least. Hell, a cop tore down the wall in hopes he’d find a museum exhibition or something. But … Continue reading
Pop, you know, Dada, beat Nick to the store, but I don’t think he’ll be able to do it again or else his knee’ll pop. But this is no reason to panic, he’ll be able to keep up this healthy … Continue reading
Hello Dolly! Are momma and dada in? This man Ray said he learned a lot from their computer classes, but he needed the persistence of memory in his PC explained to him. That, and the treachery of images of a … Continue reading
Even a seasoned wrestler hardly stands a chance against a full body slam. No matter how long the lines are for the match, no matter how epic the battle is, no matter how well-versed the competitors are, it’s all about canvas–and … Continue reading
Since the dough they’ve used to make those pizzas is ever dense, that restaurant warrants our distrust. I’d drink a case of beer sooner than eat an ounce of that sauce, pecks of that crust, and a hint of that cheese. Last time I saw a ball of … Continue reading
Rex had his gun drawn, he could only humor the same lines about his character for so long. This was an unexpected move, but it was effective: the other cowboys and cowgirls there knew that any attempt at an animated discussion with Rex was worth peanuts.
Why are you waltzing around? Better step to it, the pillow factory is closing and you can’t get down until after the company moves. Bring some tap water, afterwards we’re going to get nachos with hot salsa.