Category Archives: Art

Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Forty Seven: Gargoyles

“We need three pints of blood stat. Choose what type yourself,” said the doctor. “This procedure is something most would deem unnecessary but I can spout a solid knowledge of helping people who have eaten more tar than they can … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Two: Carpet

You’d be floored by the amount of fiber in that dessert, that pie’ll keep you hooked like magic. Six Puns: Carpet puns? We’ve got it covered.

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Five: Year

Ever since I took a leap into writing this pun website, I’ve been in a daze. It’s not that I’m weak or anything (although some of my jokes or bits may have been–and for that I apologize) but it’s you, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eighty: Film Genres

There’s way too much drama on the ranch, just because nobody wants to document Terry’s hours doesn’t mean he has to come at Dee in anger. He even criticized the clothes she wore. I swear no one will miss Terry once … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventy Three: Types of Paint

I was lead to believe that to temper a lengthy school day I could read a primer from start to finish. It was a bad idea, I think I felt my own eyes gloss over. I’m not going to say … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Sixty: Da Vinci

The last supper I had with Mona, Lisa and Florence was at Arthur’s place. It was an interesting event, to say the least. Hell, a cop tore down the wall in hopes he’d find a museum exhibition or something. But … Continue reading

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Six Puns Two Hundred Forty Four: Art Movements

Pop, you know, Dada, beat Nick to the store, but I don’t think he’ll be able to do it again or else his knee’ll pop. But this is no reason to panic, he’ll be able to keep up this healthy … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty: Surrealism

Hello Dolly! Are momma and dada in? This man Ray said he learned a lot from their computer classes, but he needed the persistence of memory in his PC explained to him. That, and the treachery of images of a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Twenty Four: Poetry

Even a seasoned wrestler hardly stands a chance against a full body slam. No matter how long the lines are for the match, no matter how epic the battle is, no matter how well-versed the competitors are, it’s all about canvas–and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eight: Mysteries

Since the dough they’ve used to make those pizzas is ever dense, that restaurant  warrants our distrust.  I’d drink a case of beer sooner than eat an ounce of that sauce, pecks of that crust, and a hint of that cheese. Last time I saw a ball of … Continue reading

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