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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Forty Nine: Piers

“What’s the good word, doc?” said the patient, “did you see anything wrong with me?” “Well actually, yes,” said the doctor, “I don’t know how you travel from place to place, but as far as your car goes you need … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Forty Five: Roofs

“That top is certainly worth guardin’,” said the toy store owner in his pitch to the kids, “it spins all over the place in sixty seconds flat, so it won’t tie all of your time up.” Six Puns: Sure, there … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Twenty Two: Plywood

Getting enough fiber? You won’t find it in that sheet cake, I would be flexible with the diet though, it shouldn’t be too hard. Six Puns: A cut above the rest?

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifteen: Huts

“So we gave up on the cab Ana was trying to hail, but we didn’t shed a tear,” said John. “We would eventually stick to our original plans and see Ling on Tuesday.” Six Puns: Hut puns, eh? Better hide.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Two: Lighthouses

“A light breakfast will follow our conference, to keep your hunger at bay and give you a chance to ask any burning questions,” said the art director, who got stares from the audience. “What? Oh, dinner. I haven’t the foggiest … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty: Doors

Often, success hinges on having an open mind — like a change of clothes, or a life revolving around charity and swing music. Six Puns: A bottle, a can, and a jar.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Three: Pyramids

The team got the point and things started to shape up: they were building on the training they had received, and also had someone to ramp up support. It was first step to winning the game, and it was pretty … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Nine: Cages

Why are all bars trying to sell bagels and lox nowadays? Don’t know. Their fascination with cured salmon is really captivating though, so go ahead and stuff your trap!

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eighty Three: Greenhouses

I think you don’t need to take the heat if you’re  framed for being mean–and nearsighted– at some energy company: it’s clear that you don’t need glasses to be warm at a power plant.

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Seventy Two: Nests

“I want to egg the performers on, but their training leaves me no other option but to stick to the plan, ” said Mary. “I want the audience to form an opinion about the talent in this borough, and not … Continue reading

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