Category Archives: Clothes

Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty Nine: Robes

“Please don’t judge the loose atmosphere, there are many serious ideas flowing around here.” said the host. “To close the evening, I’ll spin a record, but I’m no wizard at it.” Six Puns: Please, give your cousin Terry cloth.  

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty Seven: Snow Shoes

“I’ve looked on the web for hair products, and I’m in quite a bind,” said the beautician, “I might have to give my next client the boot, but then again, there is some shampoo that is at a steal of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty Five: Sleeves

“This butterfly rings a bell,” said the poet. “I’d better find a way to peace, or else I’ll have a fit.” Six Puns: Q: Why do the tortoise and the hare love to wear long sleeves? A: They’re a great … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty Four: Pants

“The runners have to zip through final leg of the race, but on the first few meters, this team usually slacks,” said the coach in an off-the-cuff remark. Six Puns: No time to walk (gotta fly!)

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty Three: Shirts

“The poet isn’t here, but don’t sweat her…in fact, you’d better call her, she has these literary situations down to a tee.” said the host. “She’s definitely far from having a button-down job.” Six Puns: Where puns are planned (and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Nine: Tweed

The concert came to a close. Though it was fab, Rick wanted to weave some homespun activities like comedy into the night. The jokes turned out to be quite a yarn, though. Six Puns: Back in the 60′s we were … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Seven: Dye

Well, don’t let the close of one era color your opinion of things: you’ll be a natural soon, actually quite fast. So go ahead and win (not tie) the game! Six Puns: Dye puns? They’re all that madder!

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eleven: Cummerbunds

There was a tie in this singing competition, and although many had thought the soprano couldn’t belt out any more, her efforts wouldn’t all go to waste. The audience pleaded her to stop, but the next number suited them. Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty Two: Towels

Life’s a beach if you have a dry sense of humor. I’ve got to hand it to you if you can get your foot in the door of that school and absorb what is being taught. That will rub many … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Nine: Blankets

You could double your enjoyment if you stay in the crib, but to really feel like a king, go to the stadium in Queens and watch the Minnesota Twins play.

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