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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Two: Long Johns

The second heat of the spelling bee was something Nicole had down, something she knew cold. The judges were warming up to the speed of her responses and knew a loss wasn’t something she’d be caught in. Six Puns: Long … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Seven: Bracelets

If you’ve been feeling out of the loop, don’t buckle, rather, answer a chain letter, or listen to a band. These are certainly ways to resolve your mettle. Six Puns: Bracelet puns–like those who read them–have plenty of charm. 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Nine: Duffel Bags

“Whenever I see bags, I draw strings,” said Gilda. “I’m thrilled to see how fab Rick thinks this is of course, as well as Jim.” Six Puns: We got swag. 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Eight: Luggage

“Once you get out of the car, pet the pachyderm on the trunk.” said Jessica, the zookeeper. “Just in case, bring some peanuts to handle them, in case they try to kick you in the chest.” Six Puns: When it comes … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Four: Kilts

“You can hem and haw about the vegetables, or you can belt out your love for the skirt steak,” said the food reviewer, “either way you will be able to form all opinions based on the sweet dessert tart, an … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred One: Mittens

Here’s a rule of thumb: in a tight-knit community, if you have a warm disposition you’ll be covered in almost any situation. Even if you have a cold. Six Puns: Puns from scratch.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty One: Gauze

“You know how fab Rick is, he wrote a book all about fiber, even in salad dressing” said the nutritionist. “a lot of people were close-minded at first, but his work has seemed to have caught on.” Six Puns: Gauze … Continue reading

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