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Category Archives: Clothes
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Two: Clothing Materials
A snow storm is definitely not something you want to be caught in, and it might take every fiber of your body to hide somewhere safe. Your dear skin may freeze if you don’t take shelter. Better inform Polly, Esther, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred One: Neckties
I saw this clip on Channel 4 of a poker game formal where one of the players–Beau–had a lot of aces: four-in-hand to be precise. If he won, it would increase his earnings seven-fold. But his winning was not the … Continue reading
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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventy Nine: Cotton
The prices for gin at that liquor store would bowl you over. If you are shopping for Jenny, you should pick her favorite wine. Don’t mill around the store, after this we have to take our new ride for a … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Twenty One: Washing Machine
Get a load of that officer’s clean record! It looks like nothing will deter Jen’s pursuit to be the top cop in the history of this city, and no matter how much the 24-hour media cycle tries to spin her image, nothing seems to soften her reputation.
Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty Three: Gloves
I’ve got to hand it to you, ever since you helped me through that gauntlet I’ve never felt better about things. Even the boss’ late text messages don’t bother me so much…I can’t put my finger on what she was talking … Continue reading
Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty Two: Scarves
Though the two lovers weren’t cut from the same cloth, they loved to neck for a long time. They acted warm toward each other so it was no surprise that they’d act in this fashion. It was clear that their bond … Continue reading
Six Puns Day One Hundred Seventy Six: Flip Flops
The band was on the sand all ready to perform at the beach, they had towed their equipment with them and they knew their set flat. The stage looked all right, except for a few fallen arches, something the set-up crew was, well, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighteen: Sneakers
I don’t want to tie you up for long, but if you’re feeling pumped up about cattle ranching, I have a sole piece of advice. You’ll want to get on a cow’s good side (you don’t want to rub her … Continue reading
