Category Archives: Clothes

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred One: Mittens

Here’s a rule of thumb: in a tight-knit community, if you have a warm disposition you’ll be covered in almost any situation. Even if you have a cold. Six Puns: Puns from scratch.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty One: Gauze

“You know how fab Rick is, he wrote a book all about fiber, even in salad dressing” said the nutritionist. “a lot of people were close-minded at first, but his work has seemed to have caught on.” Six Puns: Gauze … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty Eight: Lint

Maybe a comedy club isn’t something you’d like to be caught in, and maybe you like your humor to be drier, but today’s comics have plenty of material. There are some out there that will have you laugh to the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Nine: Dryers

“You may have to close the deal with that shrink,” said the gangster, “we’re getting a lot of heat from the cops, and I think it’s a load of hot air myself.” Six Puns: Putting a spin on your old dryer … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty Nine: Robes

“Please don’t judge the loose atmosphere, there are many serious ideas flowing around here.” said the host. “To close the evening, I’ll spin a record, but I’m no wizard at it.” Six Puns: Please, give your cousin Terry cloth.  

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty Seven: Snow Shoes

“I’ve looked on the web for hair products, and I’m in quite a bind,” said the beautician, “I might have to give my next client the boot, but then again, there is some shampoo that is at a steal of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty Five: Sleeves

“This butterfly rings a bell,” said the poet. “I’d better find a way to peace, or else I’ll have a fit.” Six Puns: Q: Why do the tortoise and the hare love to wear long sleeves? A: They’re a great … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty Four: Pants

“The runners have to zip through final leg of the race, but on the first few meters, this team usually slacks,” said the coach in an off-the-cuff remark. Six Puns: No time to walk (gotta fly!)

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty Three: Shirts

“The poet isn’t here, but don’t sweat her…in fact, you’d better call her, she has these literary situations down to a tee.” said the host. “She’s definitely far from having a button-down job.” Six Puns: Where puns are planned (and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Nine: Tweed

The concert came to a close. Though it was fab, Rick wanted to weave some homespun activities like comedy into the night. The jokes turned out to be quite a yarn, though. Six Puns: Back in the 60’s we were … Continue reading

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