Category Archives: Food

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety: Preservatives

How does a king hire? He looks for the knight rates. Then he can see if he hops or even better, keeps his cool. It certainly will determine if the knight can knight right. Six Puns: All-natural metal, no wrought.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Eight: Dried Foods

Use your noodle and save the date for the barn you’re raisin’, you’re going to have to get out of the maze soon. Because a barn certainly has a pull to it. Six Puns: Some dry humor, of course.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy One: Cocktails

There was a mudslide near a blue lagoon on a dark and stormy night, but there was no death in the afternoon. So all was well for the old fashioned town. Six Puns: And that’s the last word. 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Nine: Yeast

“The members of this country club get a rise out of how you were raised and bred,” said Lady Eymbetter, “they don’t care if you’re a fun guy or if you whine, they only want to hear about your roots.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Six: Sundaes

“Whenever someone suggests I would fudge my artwork on purpose, I scream at very notion,” said Valerie, the painter, “I mean, I may sprinkle a few intentional mistakes for artistic value, but it’s hardly black and white, I clearly don’t … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Five: Cheesecake

“We’re going to cream you at the big game,” said the leader of the school’s basketball team, “because you’d be nuts to go after our star players with your crummy defense.” “We’ll see about that,” said Graham, “maybe they’ve been … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty: Croissants

I won’t lie: if you don’t have the dough, don’t flake out, or even huff and puff– but if you’re in a car you’d better brake fast. Six Puns: Puns will get you out of any jam!

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