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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Five: Cheesecake

“We’re going to cream you at the big game,” said the leader of the school’s basketball team, “because you’d be nuts to go after our star players with your crummy defense.” “We’ll see about that,” said Graham, “maybe they’ve been … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty: Croissants

I won’t lie: if you don’t have the dough, don’t flake out, or even huff and puff– but if you’re in a car you’d better brake fast. Six Puns: Puns will get you out of any jam!

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Seven: Graters

“There’s something fine about this crime that the criminal can get away without a shred of evidence,” said the detective. “I mean he used to box, but of course that doesn’t explain the greater lack of fingerprints.” Six Puns: Grater … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Five: Nutmeg

“Spies, see, spies, are known to carry mace, and take advantage of any opportunity a fray grants,” said the speaker, “in the same vein, they are known to buy time, but that’s just an expression.” Six Puns: Why thank my … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Three: Popsicles

“Hey maybe you’ll enjoy this suite, and you can practice a few licks of your guitar music,” said the hotel owner, “at any rate, if you stick to it, you should have your song down cold.   That definitely frees … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty One: Microwaves

In the second heat of the women’s 200 meter racing competition, the contestants would dye electric blue into their clothes. Ellie D., the pace runner, would wave to the other athletes, set the stage, and the others would time her. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Two: Stir Frying

“I wouldn’t pan this movie, in fact, I would walk for miles, or compete in a distance heat in order to see it,” said the movie reviewer. “it’s well within the range of seeing with an old or new flame.“ … Continue reading

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