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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Nine: Yeast

“The members of this country club get a rise out of how you were raised and bred,” said Lady Eymbetter, “they don’t care if you’re a fun guy or if you whine, they only want to hear about your roots.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Six: Sundaes

“Whenever someone suggests I would fudge my artwork on purpose, I scream at very notion,” said Valerie, the painter, “I mean, I may sprinkle a few intentional mistakes for artistic value, but it’s hardly black and white, I clearly don’t … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Five: Cheesecake

“We’re going to cream you at the big game,” said the leader of the school’s basketball team, “because you’d be nuts to go after our star players with your crummy defense.” “We’ll see about that,” said Graham, “maybe they’ve been … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty: Croissants

I won’t lie: if you don’t have the dough, don’t flake out, or even huff and puff– but if you’re in a car you’d better brake fast. Six Puns: Puns will get you out of any jam!

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Seven: Graters

“There’s something fine about this crime that the criminal can get away without a shred of evidence,” said the detective. “I mean he used to box, but of course that doesn’t explain the greater lack of fingerprints.” Six Puns: Grater … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Five: Nutmeg

“Spies, see, spies, are known to carry mace, and take advantage of any opportunity a fray grants,” said the speaker, “in the same vein, they are known to buy time, but that’s just an expression.” Six Puns: Why thank my … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Three: Popsicles

“Hey maybe you’ll enjoy this suite, and you can practice a few licks of your guitar music,” said the hotel owner, “at any rate, if you stick to it, you should have your song down cold.   That definitely frees … Continue reading

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