Category Archives: Food

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred: Pesticides

“I don’t talk sick, there was plenty of poise on those dance moves,” said one of the judges, “I really think we should dust her resume off and talk to her agent. She is one of the best dancers this side … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Nine: Pears

“There is a suite here with a pair of television sets, so you should be in good shape,” said the manager, “there are plenty of shows on with canned laughter, good if you’re ever in a jam.” Six Puns: Part … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Eight: Parsnips

“Some of your problems may stem from a contaminated tube or a chemical that won’t leave,” said the scientist, “but to get to the root of the problem, we have to shoot some new experimental footage.” Six Puns: This room … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Eight: Eclairs

If you have the dough you can afford a suite for quite a long time,  and I sing praises of anyone who can do that, and say “shoo” to anyone who can’t. Six Puns: Puns for everyone, including familiar uncles … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Three: Ravioli

There is plenty of time to make dough off of cheesy puns; but my friend Rick oughta find some work that will help reduce the cost of treating his boil. Maybe he can become a dentist and work on a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Six: Ginger Ale

There’s plenty of spice to life, and most of it can be conveyed through some dry humor and a bubbly personality. Everything else seems to pale in comparison, and as far as entertainment goes, doesn’t even pass the bar. Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy One: Napkins

Don’t fold if you can’t get that pay-per-view, fork over some more cash, and you won’t have to watch from a wrecked angle. Get some snacks and tuck in. Six Puns: Family sleepy? They must be nap kin. 

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Six Puns Day Seven Sixty Eight: Mulberries

Bush was okay as president (even though he wouldn’t leave)–for someone who supported nuclear plants–but couldn’t hold a candle to Roosevelt and the bear he hunted, or at least that’s what I’ve read. Six Puns: Less “them”, more “us”.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Seven: Shortbread

The captain regarded the cook he assigned to the ship to be quite competent. There was a flower on every table in the dining suite, and plenty of tray foil for the dishes served. This was good as they wouldn’t last … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Six: Puff Pastry

If many consider you to be a flake, don’t fold or turn over, instead rise to the occasion and you’ll soon be rich. Six Puns: You know, plenty of dough.

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