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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Seventeen: Sour Cream

“To get a doll up to the roof requires topping the old record,” said the official, “I think the records firm meant that there’s been a dip in attempts lately, something we’ve been addressing.” Six Puns: Sour cream puns, for all … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Eight: Milk Shakes

“I scream at the prospect of the suite at the hotel, but I pore over the possibility that we won’t make the mixer,” said Sara, “that would be the last straw.” Six Puns: Chock-full of fun!

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Six: Syrup

Just stick to your beliefs in your office suite today and you’ll be ready for any stunts they may pull. You’ll have them in the palm in your hand and you won’t be beat. Six Puns: All sorts of corn.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety: Preservatives

How does a king hire? He looks for the knight rates. Then he can see if he hops or even better, keeps his cool. It certainly will determine if the knight can knight right. Six Puns: All-natural metal, no wrought.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Eight: Dried Foods

Use your noodle and save the date for the barn you’re raisin’, you’re going to have to get out of the maze soon. Because a barn certainly has a pull to it. Six Puns: Some dry humor, of course.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy One: Cocktails

There was a mudslide near a blue lagoon on a dark and stormy night, but there was no death in the afternoon. So all was well for the old fashioned town. Six Puns: And that’s the last word. 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Nine: Yeast

“The members of this country club get a rise out of how you were raised and bred,” said Lady Eymbetter, “they don’t care if you’re a fun guy or if you whine, they only want to hear about your roots.” … Continue reading

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