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Category Archives: Food
It doesn’t matter how you slice it, as long as you’re pickled, you won’t be burp-less. And, if you give up a way of making green, many will consider you out of your gourd. Six Puns: Fly like an eagle; coo … Continue reading
The earth’s crust is capable of carrying a church, a school, and a hotel suite, all in the desert. This is even more astonishing ’round the rainy season, when huge sinkholes start filling up. Six Puns: So very ap-pealing!
“If you’re clear about the kind of meal you want, you can get a shake delivered to your suite,” said the hotel manager. “After dinner, we will take a tour to our wildlife preserves and you can take a look … Continue reading
Is your table very precious? Is it your baby? Is it worth a lot of green? Better let that gibbon determine the answer to those questions (chop chop).
Want a sure way to make some green? You’d better leave some things alone, like that idea for a diamond-making gun (a coal cannon) which could leave someone headless. Don’t worry, your friend Curly will find a way to put … Continue reading
I scream at hearing the latest hotel deals: getting a suite should be as easy as pie. A piece of cake. Worth all the effort you put in. Making you one (here it comes) smart (wait for it…) cookie!
They would cry foul in the last leg of this roast if it weren’t for Tom, the host, who would waddle off of the stage every time a bad joke was told. Stuffing the program with all of these guest … Continue reading
Don’t be a flake, you have to milk every opportunity for what it is worth. I don’t care if you have to make checks or crunch numbers, you’ll find plenty of tricks to get by–well, according to my mom and … Continue reading
“My pop, he was bred to take on whole challenges,” said the farm boy. “Even if he had a pimple or a boil, he would rise to the occaision to make some dough.”
“You’d better change your locks: the fact that you haven’t caught this whale will sour your reputation,” said the harbourmaster, “and you will see your popularity dip because of this.” “I’m not here to win popularity contests,” said the Captain, … Continue reading