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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Two: Juice

“Aren’t youse guys glad that Aunty Ox hid ants from the basement?” asked Bill. “Yes, but there are more pressing matters to attend to,” said Joe. “We’re being squeezed for time, it’s not pulp fiction we’re dealing with here.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety: Paprika

Need someone hot to spice up your love life? Can’t help you there. But there are some things I’ve read that can help you excite him–or pep her–much more than the dry humor you find here. Six Puns: I’m not … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Seven: Gingerbread

The head chef found hiring to be a snap: the cook he found was also a trained technician familiar with LAN and MAN networks. This would help in the suite of kitchens across the city, and therefore the chef would not see … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Two: Buffets

“Surely if your memory serves you, you will have this math stuff down cold,” said the teacher. “Sue, she knows a lot, and tries her finger at a lot of new equations, not the least to cater to the changes … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Seventy Eight: Ginger

Is your life lacking spice? You can cure whatever ails you. To get to the root of the problem, don’t whine, just make sure you keep your feet on the ground. Six Puns: Ginger puns? Oh snap!  

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Sixty Eight: Plums

The farmers would have to prune the leaves of trees at the beach, which to them, was the pits. But though they wouldn’t whine about it, they would flesh out their stories. Six Puns: I get plenty of sleep (so … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Sixty Seven: Stew

Booyah! Who knew that the beef would be over? Peter, Fay, Joe, oughta tell Sarah (she’s such a doll) that relations should be good between the teams from now on, (although it’s been chilly). Six Puns: A stew pun contest? … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twelve: Cucumbers

It doesn’t matter how you slice it, as long as you’re pickled, you won’t be burp-less. And, if you give up a way of making green, many will consider you out of your gourd. Six Puns: Fly like an eagle; coo … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Six: Apple Pie

The earth’s crust is capable of carrying a church, a school, and a hotel suite, all in the desert. This is even more astonishing ’round the rainy season, when huge sinkholes start filling up. Six Puns: So very ap-pealing! 

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety: Jelly

“If you’re clear about the kind of meal you want, you can get a shake delivered to your suite,” said the hotel manager. “After dinner, we will take a tour to our wildlife preserves and you can take a look … Continue reading

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