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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Eight: Eclairs

If you have the dough you can afford a suite for quite a long time,  and I sing praises of anyone who can do that, and say “shoo” to anyone who can’t. Six Puns: Puns for everyone, including familiar uncles … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Three: Ravioli

There is plenty of time to make dough off of cheesy puns; but my friend Rick oughta find some work that will help reduce the cost of treating his boil. Maybe he can become a dentist and work on a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Six: Ginger Ale

There’s plenty of spice to life, and most of it can be conveyed through some dry humor and a bubbly personality. Everything else seems to pale in comparison, and as far as entertainment goes, doesn’t even pass the bar. Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy One: Napkins

Don’t fold if you can’t get that pay-per-view, fork over some more cash, and you won’t have to watch from a wrecked angle. Get some snacks and tuck in. Six Puns: Family sleepy? They must be nap kin. 

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Six Puns Day Seven Sixty Eight: Mulberries

Bush was okay as president (even though he wouldn’t leave)–for someone who supported nuclear plants–but couldn’t hold a candle to Roosevelt and the bear he hunted, or at least that’s what I’ve read. Six Puns: Less “them”, more “us”.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Seven: Shortbread

The captain regarded the cook he assigned to the ship to be quite competent. There was a flower on every table in the dining suite, and plenty of tray foil for the dishes served. This was good as they wouldn’t last … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Six: Puff Pastry

If many consider you to be a flake, don’t fold or turn over, instead rise to the occasion and you’ll soon be rich. Six Puns: You know, plenty of dough.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Four: Lollipops

“Stick it to the those hotel inspectors, they can’t judge our suite like that,” said the hotel owner, “Especially that chair he sat in…I’m no sucker, I won’t let them downgrade our reputation one lick.” Six Puns: Before Can E … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty Eight: Grills

“Cole, the boss, didn’t fire anyone, it turned out be a party that was quite a gas,” said one of the employees. “nobody square was there in the office that day, and there was plenty going on behind that tan … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty Seven: Cumin

“There seems to be a hole in the ground, and this leaves us with no other option but to put the bag of flour somewhere else,” said Nigella. Six Puns: Dry humor.

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