Category Archives: Food

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty One: Microwaves

In the second heat of the women’s 200 meter racing competition, the contestants would dye electric blue into their clothes. Ellie D., the pace runner, would wave to the other athletes, set the stage, and the others would time her. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Two: Stir Frying

“I wouldn’t pan this movie, in fact, I would walk for miles, or compete in a distance heat in order to see it,” said the movie reviewer. “it’s well within the range of seeing with an old or new flame.“ … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifteen: Haddock

“As you can see, there is room in the roast for a smoking section,” said the host. “In fact, there is a comedian who chips in there almost every time.” Six Puns: Canned laughter abound…  

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fourteen: Brains

A person’s musicality can stem from the fact that they can play the organ, by ponds, lakes, rivers, even a hippo campus. Though that last one is, by all accounts, a grey matter. Six Puns: Some offal puns today…sorry.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twelve: Broth

If you own stock, don’t be a chicken, take every opportunity you can to stir up trouble, beef with the corporation, and let them know you’re not someone they can bully on. Six Puns: Trying to reach the top of broth … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ten: Ketchup

I’ve read all about what people fancy, and that’s to chip in at volunteer events and help lose who lie coping with their problems, such as missing small, European fish, or French fry. Six Puns: Vineyards and vine – acres.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Six: Raspberries

Don’t be blue, I’ve read that there’s a golden opportunity that won’t sour your reputation, in fact, you might be able to give away an entire hotel suite once you hear about it. Six Puns: Finding the circumference of a … Continue reading

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