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Six Puns Month Two: Crop Circles

Last month’s puns weren’t corny enough for you? It’s funny how the laughs crop up here and there, (though that concept is alien to me) but I wouldn’t trust anybody who reads into it too much. Maybe there is a grain … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty One: Candy Canes

“The chef would normally mince the pepper, but since that would be hard for this dish, let him try a recipe he’s just read,” said the maitre d’, “We can’t exactly let him off the hook.” Six Puns: Candy cane … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Forty Three: Venison

There is a lot at stake if someone very dear to you plays an organ during a baseball game. Well, not really, but they are someone I’d like to meet. Six Puns: Venison puns are something to marble at!

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Eight: Must

“If we’re ever pressed for time, it might stem from a bad schedule, but that’s no reason to whine,” said the mascots’ leader. “Sure, it might drain us, but we can always consult a cheerleader, to pom-pom us”. Six Puns: Where whining … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Three: Stuffing

“Don’t bother the sage while he is dressing,” said the attendant, “it would be nuts to consider such a move, and besides, we must save our best jokes for the roast–on location, of course, in Turkey.” Six Puns: Our puns … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Two: Licorice

“A message was sent to the Prime Minister’s suite, so that leaves us no choice but to root around the lobby,” said the Admiral. “we must not wake her staff, for they will become our most bitter enemies.” Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Nineteen: Bulgur

“Sure it’s fine to use TV as a medium, but of course, it is going to look grainy,” said the artist, “it’s going to take every fiber of my being to accept it as valid, though.” Six Puns: Bulgur puns? Glad you … Continue reading

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