Category Archives: Furniture

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Two: Rocking Chairs

There were several rockers in many bands, but would you believe that some of them have an interest in swing music? Some of them have indeed won fourth place in jazz competitions. Six Puns: No fat? Just lean.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Three: Cribs

If you own stock, you don’t want to be caught with a side of pork if you invest in beef. Sure, that’s just a blanket statement, so but it’s great advice for the upwardly mobile. Six Puns: It’s a big harbor … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixteen: Desks

“That’s a nice toolkit…would you say you got it at a steal of a price?” asked the workers. “Well I didn’t have to pay per item,” said the boss, “and it was twenty-five percent off his original sale price… but … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Two: Carpet

You’d be floored by the amount of fiber in that dessert, that pie’ll keep you hooked like magic. Six Puns: Carpet puns? We’ve got it covered.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Sixteen: Armoires

“This looks like a case that you will adore,” said the detective, “Once it reaches a close, it will make you so proud, you’ll puff out your chest. Here’s a hint: it’s a presidential matter that involves the cabinet.” Six Puns: Would … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Fifty: Tables

On the surface, it seems like you might not have a leg to stand on: like you’re always folding and you can’t stand the heat in the kitchen. But in reality, you get by quite easily…you know, I’d say your … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Twenty Four: Beds

I could double my pleasure by enjoying a king-sized candy bar, but I’ll give it a rest. I wouldn’t be caught dead eating one, especially when there is plenty of water around. For example, yesterday it was raining in sheets.

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