Category Archives: Humor

Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Two: Polka

“If we follow Walt’s peace accord, eons of time will pass before there will be any disturbance at a theater or play,” said the diplomat, “I think many folk will be happy with that, being able to get out of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Nine: Taxidermy

“I’d be lyin‘ if I said that I didn’t feel stuffed,” said one of the guests, “still, it was better than eating a fir tree, something I couldn’t bear.” Six Puns: Treat life as if it’s just all a big … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Two: Maggots

Coming up with puns on the fly is surely something that will get you grub, but don’t let it all go to your waist. Exercise, and keep a body of work by you (you don’t know who you’ll meet). Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty: Swamps

“There’s no time for rest, but if you see water by the gate or path, you should be able to drink it,” said Sarah, the park ranger. “Anything else will bog you down, especially beer, something that you must keg.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Twenty Nine: Guns

“Take stock in pork barrel shares, this will lock prices, and trigger economic growth,” said the financial advisor, “The scope of this cannot be ignored.” Six Puns: Passing the bar? Worth a shot.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Nine: Lungs

There’s an heir eating a pearat a restaurant and just enjoying the atmosphere. He doesn’t like seafood, (he’s not quite a fisher) but he does enjoy chicken (and ducks). Six Puns: Puns in the rain, puns in the snow, puns in sleet, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty: Tape Recorders

“If you wish to fast, forward all your donations to the children’s organization,” said the preacher.  “They will be able stop hunger and provide the kids a place to play. That will get them on the right track to a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Eight: Darts

If you are bored, try to throw your cares away and look for some sharp humor. If that doesn’t fly, you’ll have to blow your afternoon another way. Six Puns: Cow’s ears and bull’s eyes!

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Three: Glass

“There is something that should be clear by now: that alibi is see-through!” said the master detective. “It would shatter your reputation if that every fiber of your being went into goldfish smuggling.” “All right,” said the accused, “I did … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty: Curling

Kids and adults have a lazy handle on things: some say they like to skip school (or work) and play on a slide. They also love to draw and eat Chinese takeout. Six Puns: A woolly operation of lamb’s cousins … Continue reading

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