Category Archives: Humor

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixteen: Kettles

Don’t get steamed over a boil, it’ll blow your chances of trying to heal it. I’m not a whiz, so this is rudimentary advice, but you can handle it. Six Puns: Kettle puns? Down to a tee.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifteen: Haddock

“As you can see, there is room in the roast for a smoking section,” said the host. “In fact, there is a comedian who chips in there almost every time.” Six Puns: Canned laughter abound…  

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Two: Polka

“If we follow Walt’s peace accord, eons of time will pass before there will be any disturbance at a theater or play,” said the diplomat, “I think many folk will be happy with that, being able to get out of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Nine: Taxidermy

“I’d be lyin‘ if I said that I didn’t feel stuffed,” said one of the guests, “still, it was better than eating a fir tree, something I couldn’t bear.” Six Puns: Treat life as if it’s just all a big … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Two: Maggots

Coming up with puns on the fly is surely something that will get you grub, but don’t let it all go to your waist. Exercise, and keep a body of work by you (you don’t know who you’ll meet). Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty: Swamps

“There’s no time for rest, but if you see water by the gate or path, you should be able to drink it,” said Sarah, the park ranger. “Anything else will bog you down, especially beer, something that you must keg.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Twenty Nine: Guns

“Take stock in pork barrel shares, this will lock prices, and trigger economic growth,” said the financial advisor, “The scope of this cannot be ignored.” Six Puns: Passing the bar? Worth a shot.

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