Category Archives: Landscapes

Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Nine: Gravel

There’s a fine that you have to pay if you creak too close to the bank (but hey, it’s worth weathering). Six Puns: We rock!

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Five: Lochs

“With fine clothing, you can put your coworkers in awe and see changes in the long run.” said the designer, “even by putting a button on your shin.” Six Puns: If false bolts have a bolt-ness, then false locks must … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty Four: Fjords

“As long as the lyrics are deep, going to see live rock music is nothing scary, but you might get a cold waiting outside for a concert,” said the ticket clerk, “or in certain cases, get the police asking you … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty: Swamps

“There’s no time for rest, but if you see water by the gate or path, you should be able to drink it,” said Sarah, the park ranger. “Anything else will bog you down, especially beer, something that you must keg.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eighty: Hay

“Hey! Do you want me to bail you out of this place?” asked the visitor. “Of course!” said the prisoner. “OK, well tell me before it’s too late and it gets past your bedtime,” replied the visitor, “you can get … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Fourteen: The Rainforest

“This is no time to monkey around, give me a can of peas,” said the expedition leader. “We’ve lost all contact with the other party, this leaves us no other option but to stay here and get to the root … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Twelve: Mount Everest

Hi. I’d like to pique your interest in a global summit on the climbing price of beverages that are best to drink when you have a cold. The prices for orange juice, teas, and coffees, for example, have been very, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eleven: The Grand Canyon

It would be great if you could gorge on your favorite layer cake or rocky road ice cream for the holiday, but since your allegiance to your new diet regime really runs deep you’re going to have to look out. You … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Nine: Gardening

What are you doing? Although you’re a nuclear technician, you’re not supposed to be hanging at the plant — unless you really dig it. Today everyone’s gone on a trip to the bakery, to get all the dirt on how … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty: Bonsai

Maybe after the head chef leaves, you can get to the root of that cooking exam question by going to the library; there’s a small branch near the edge of town. This suggestion stems from experience, I went there to … Continue reading

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