Category Archives: Landscapes

Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eighty: Hay

“Hey! Do you want me to bail you out of this place?” asked the visitor. “Of course!” said the prisoner. “OK, well tell me before it’s too late and it gets past your bedtime,” replied the visitor, “you can get … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Fourteen: The Rainforest

“This is no time to monkey around, give me a can of peas,” said the expedition leader. “We’ve lost all contact with the other party, this leaves us no other option but to stay here and get to the root … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Twelve: Mount Everest

Hi. I’d like to pique your interest in a global summit on the climbing price of beverages that are best to drink when you have a cold. The prices for orange juice, teas, and coffees, for example, have been very, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eleven: The Grand Canyon

It would be great if you could gorge on your favorite layer cake or rocky road ice cream for the holiday, but since your allegiance to your new diet regime really runs deep you’re going to have to look out. You … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Nine: Gardening

What are you doing? Although you’re a nuclear technician, you’re not supposed to be hanging at the plant — unless you really dig it. Today everyone’s gone on a trip to the bakery, to get all the dirt on how … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty: Bonsai

Maybe after the head chef leaves, you can get to the root of that cooking exam question by going to the library; there’s a small branch near the edge of town. This suggestion stems from experience, I went there to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twelve: Wetlands

Have you been flooded with really draining errands lately? The boss has been feeling bogged down and swamped with work–and he’s basin’ his problems on the mistakes of his workers. I think I’ll take a vacation (if it’s okay by … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Sixty Nine: Mount Rushmore

I’ve been washing tons of laundry since I lost the link on how to guard one’s clothes from wine stains. Now I know how my Great Aunt Rosa felt when she did the clothes for Jeff, her son. Though he … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventeen: The Highway

If you want to go to the park, weigh your options. Last time you rode your bike there with Miles and Sarah. Before that, you, Eliza and Moe tore way through the center of the park on rollerblades. I know you … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Forty: Lakes

What are you doing? You’re on in fifteen minutes and the band won’t sound as superior without the bass in it. I had to bike all the way here to just tell you that–yes, unfortunately, I’m a great slave to quality music.

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