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Category Archives: Landscapes
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Nine: Gardening
What are you doing? Although you’re a nuclear technician, you’re not supposed to be hanging at the plant — unless you really dig it. Today everyone’s gone on a trip to the bakery, to get all the dirt on how … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty: Bonsai
Maybe after the head chef leaves, you can get to the root of that cooking exam question by going to the library; there’s a small branch near the edge of town. This suggestion stems from experience, I went there to … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twelve: Wetlands
Have you been flooded with really draining errands lately? The boss has been feeling bogged down and swamped with work–and he’s basin’ his problems on the mistakes of his workers. I think I’ll take a vacation (if it’s okay by … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Landscapes, Puns, Uncategorized, Writing
Tagged Basin, bayou, bog, draining, flood, funny, humor, jest, jokes, laugh, marsh, puns, six, sixpuns, swamp, wetland, wetland puns, wetlands puns
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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Sixty Nine: Mount Rushmore
I’ve been washing tons of laundry since I lost the link on how to guard one’s clothes from wine stains. Now I know how my Great Aunt Rosa felt when she did the clothes for Jeff, her son. Though he … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventeen: The Highway
If you want to go to the park, weigh your options. Last time you rode your bike there with Miles and Sarah. Before that, you, Eliza and Moe tore way through the center of the park on rollerblades. I know you … Continue reading
Six Puns Day One Hundred Forty: Lakes
What are you doing? You’re on in fifteen minutes and the band won’t sound as superior without the bass in it. I had to bike all the way here to just tell you that–yes, unfortunately, I’m a great slave to quality music.
Six Puns Day Ninety One: South Dakota
My brother Pierre had to rush more food orders out to the bad lands of the park where my friend Sue falls and loses her picnic sandwiches almost daily. In order to do this, he had to make rapid city transportation arrangements on a deranged equine–one crazy horse. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Landscapes, Places, Puns
Tagged badlands, comedy, crazy horse, humor, mount rushmore, pierre, puns, rapid city, sioux falls, six, six puns, south dakota
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Six Puns Day Fourteen: Grasslands
Better step to it! It’s plain to see that you just can’t let your dear aunt elope, she’s going through a terrible range of emotions right now. I mean, by her own standards, she’s okay, but I think she’d be … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Landscapes, Puns
Tagged antelope, comedy, deer, grasslands, humor, pastures, plains, puns, range, six, steppe
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Six Puns Day Nine: The Desert
You can’t win a heated argument without a dry sense of humor. So go be yourself! For example, my friend Rajani claimed she once heard Zeus and saw Hera…I said: “Now, you can’t fool me, Raj, you’re just seeing things!”…she … Continue reading
