Category Archives: Nature

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Nine: Mosquitoes

“Eating home cooking doesn’t have to suck, you can make plenty of great meals from scratch on the fly,” said the TV chef. “So don’t bug out, add beer to your meals to get a great buzz.” Six Puns: Taking … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Nine: Taxidermy

“I’d be lyin‘ if I said that I didn’t feel stuffed,” said one of the guests, “still, it was better than eating a fir tree, something I couldn’t bear.” Six Puns: Treat life as if it’s just all a big … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty One: Dawn

“Well, you can make plenty of breads: pumpernickels, ryes,” said Don, “you’ll be a baker soon, my son, because you are so bright.” “Well it’s thanks to you that I enjoy this,” said Elmer, “I don’t even want to take … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Eight: Ranches

Hey! If you own a live stock, I hope you don’t ache or complain about how much money it will land you. It is not a black and white business, there are many grays involved. Six Puns: Lambs and naval … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Nine: Dust

“If this part tickles your fancy, don’t blow the audition,” said the stage manager. “At the same time, don’t storm through it either, the last group of actors used the atmosphere they had here to give the greatest performance that … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty Two: Fog

“Don’t be a drip,” said the cowboy, “Get on any opportunity you may have missed and toot your own horn. Don’t be thick, this should make up for any dents in your ego.” Six Puns: Now on cloud technology!

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Nine: Diamonds

“It shouldn’t be too hard to get a cut of the profits,” said Joey, the boxing coach. “We’ll see how this shapes up, though, you get yours and I’ll get mine. Now get in that ring.” Six Puns: No diamond puns? … Continue reading

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