Category Archives: People

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Forty Six: Quarters

It makes sense to change your diet just to eat mint, but you don’t have to state it in any magazine you write to (unless it’s not a regular issue). Six Puns: “Thank you for reading these quarter puns”, to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Eight: Chameleons

“Before you color your opinion of them, let me tell you the tale of the how these musicians banded together with their two violins and their three horns,” said the host, “they always got together in the morning to play the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Four: Dentists

“There is a rare collection of gums at the mouth of that river, near those bridges,” said the botanist, “if we can avoid a brush with the law, we can safely bring them back to the Crown.” Six Puns: Dental … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty One: Physicians

“I don’t know what all this ale meant,” said the bartender, “so I asked the temp. It turns out there’s a fee ‘fer ordering beer in small amounts, so we, in general, practice ordering more. Selling it, though, requires great patience.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Six: First Aid Kits

“No need to be cross, there is another band that has lighter music,” said the host to the crowd, “I promise it will rub you the right way, they music they play is sheer entertainment.” Six Puns: When you see … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirteen: Reservoirs

“With all due respect sir, in this bank, every damned account is subject to security leaks,” said the officer. “No need for such profanity,” said the manager. “sure, it’s a deep concern, but we’ll figure this out.” Six Puns: Treble in … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Six: Skeletons

So, you want to rib some people this Halloween? Don’t worry about how to frame it, just to to your favorite joint and state your case. Sincerely, Six Puns (XO). Six Puns: Offal puns, no? Better luck to marrow.   … Continue reading

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