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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Six: Moods

“Look here, sonny, this rock isn’t exactly light,” said the farmer, “it’s about to get dark out, so if you don’t want to move this heavy object, I’m positive you can just go home.” Six Puns: Once you iron out … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety One: Protests

“If you can figure out the radical of this equation, you can calculate the resistance,” said the physics teacher. “You should have this figured out by March, at the latest, I mean if you want to make physics your occupation. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety: Fitness

If you thing that making money off of something you like is a stretch, just jog your memory: plenty of people have set the tone doing things they love. There’s one condition: if you don’t like your hair color, dye … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty: Snorkels

Don’t mask your feelings if you think things are going down the tube. Even if you take a dive for one of your co-workers, it’s better to air your feelings (even in an economic bubble). Six Puns: C’est fin.  

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Forty Three: Fingerprints

“If you take a look at the arch on this building, you’ll notice it loops down to the first floor,” said the tour guide, “Most likely to avoid friction with other residents. This has left quite an impression on visitors … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty Five: Intestines

“This reader’s digest doesn’t have an appendix,” said the customer, “I long for a better work, but what a waste. If I was starting a fire, this is definitely a book I’d put coal on.” Six Puns: Want to make … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty Four: Fingernails

“If you’ll sign us, we’ll get back in the groove and be a cut above the rest,” said the leader of the rock band to the record executive, “concert ticket sales will be off the wall and they’ll be no … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty Three: Liver

While reading the weekly digest, the professor would pat a dog. If the dog responded well, the professor would buy all the dog food she could find, and in the same vein, reward her pet with a tennis game (she … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fourteen: Picnics

I’ll give you the bare facts: many people this summer are going fishing, so they’ll need a bass kit. Now some of them will have a blank kit, which is fine, but to many, is not worth the sand which … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Nine: Lungs

There’s an heir eating a pearat a restaurant and just enjoying the atmosphere. He doesn’t like seafood, (he’s not quite a fisher) but he does enjoy chicken (and ducks). Six Puns: Puns in the rain, puns in the snow, puns in sleet, … Continue reading

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