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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Three: Acro Dance

“These cart wheels won’t last us through the spring,” said the pioneer, “as far as Oregon is concerned, we have to use every road and bridge we can, we’re not going to walk over there, or else someone might flip out.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Two: Jumping

Hi. If you live long enough, you’re bound to see a leap year. Or even the heir to the throne. Six Puns: Puns are made with a special recipe consisting of water, hops, barley…wait, you said puns, right?

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Six Pun Day Eight Hundred Eighty Three: Parades

“In March, I found a distinct band in this tree trunk that goes against any formation I’ve seen in years,” said the botanist, “with this, the possibility of where a fly passed, or of some aberrant weather surely balloons.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Eight: Rodeos

“I’ve heard that the tie I want is only a buck,” said the fashion designer, “but I think they’re trying to steer me to buy other things, which I will argue against until I’m hoarse.” Six Puns: Some, but not … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Seven: Jogging

If you know how to run things, then you’ll know the steps it takes to trot out new ideas, which (although a stretch) is a part of the human condition. Six Puns: It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no wait, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Nine: Mosquitoes

“Eating home cooking doesn’t have to suck, you can make plenty of great meals from scratch on the fly,” said the TV chef. “So don’t bug out, add beer to your meals to get a great buzz.” Six Puns: Taking … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Three: Mirrors

Looking glass or steel-eyed isn’t easy, especially when you have to reflect on things that are rather light. I mean, even if you look back to your days at sea. Six Puns: To some truly groan-worthy humor, there’s only one-way…  

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