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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Nine: Lungs

There’s an heir eating a pearat a restaurant and just enjoying the atmosphere. He doesn’t like seafood, (he’s not quite a fisher) but he does enjoy chicken (and ducks). Six Puns: Puns in the rain, puns in the snow, puns in sleet, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Sixty One: Medallions

“The whole cast met their match in a ward where the starlet was staying, there, doctors put sleeping pills and other drugs on her,”  explained the director to the producer, “maybe it was to test her mettle.” “I doubt it,” said … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Seven: Beard

The old Dutch farmer brought the goat he bought back home. He expanded his circle of friends in town, and had full confidence that he was recovering from his stroke. Six Puns: A good reed?

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Six: Moustaches

“There’s a secret stash of papers in that desk, as well as a pencil,” said Dolly, the secretary. “Many of the agents here don’t handle bars and it’s best if you don’t give them any lip.” Six Puns: It’s all freestyle! … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Five: Tissues, Part 2

“Although you can sell me that sweater, that marine pattern makes me nervous.” said the shopper to the clerk. “Oh yes,” said the clerk, “it must be the ocean shelf, the oysters, and the mussels. Right this way, bring your cart. A … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred One: Contact Lenses

It’s pretty clear that if you are sharp and you focus, you won’t ever fall out with your friends. Even of you are on a construction site, you will fine. Sixpuns: The ayes have it!

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety Six: Peace

“Do no one harm, money will come to you soon,” said the mystic. “Still, there is a sign that you could state a desire to play a cymbal. You should, in that case, use a drumstick and not your hands, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety Five: Rumors

This scientist isn’t exactly a whiz per se, but he has developed a new spread that tastes just like grape — fine enough to ward off any hunger pangs. It receives no shuns, and it even repairs injuries better than … Continue reading

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Six Puns DAy Five Hundred Ninety Four: Locks

There’s a key to making a good wafer, and it should not be something you dread.  It should be easy to pin down with a simple combination of techniques and soon it’ll be as easy as making Pad Thai.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Sixty: Shopping

Set sail for adventure! Who knows what’s in store for the future? Maybe you’ll do something bizarre, like tag along an Amazon fishing expedition, or save a baby from a burning building! Or even go to Brooklyn, where you can … Continue reading

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