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Category Archives: Places
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Three: Ancient Egypt
“Nigh all the telescopes were taken, so you’re just going to have to desert your post and peer amid the other students on those high rogue cliffs,” said the astronomy professor, in a dry tone, to Jane. “But I won’t … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Nine: Airports
“Staying close to the base won’t fly, you’re going to have to run way over to enemy lines,”said the officer to Raimunda, “General Gates is suffering from terminal illness, but he’s going to ramp up defenses there. Just wait until … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Seven: Pluto
If you don’t want your fundraiser to generate zip, zero, zilch, nada–plan it so that it will dwarf the competition. You may run into minor setbacks, but nix any idea you have about giving up. As long as you’re sharin’ … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Six: Neptune
“This fraternity is big on equality–but it takes some courage to convince them to take the liberty of letting people in cold.” said Dan. “You’ll have to go through with one of their initiations,” he continued, “like drinking a case … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Five: Uranus
This particular strain of the common cold has been known to ice giants, so it doesn’t bode well for this hermit crab. His pretty heavy–this side weighs a lot–and it hardly frees her from being ill on her own terms.
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Three: Jupiter
“By Jove–that’s my cell,” remarked Robert. The tour guide heard the faint rings of his phone a few meters away. This was of giant significance as the safari had been far from a gas. Lions had trailed the party well … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Two: Antarctica
“Don’t worry about the jingle,” said the ad agent. “Leave it up to Ms. Stefani. I would pin Gwen as someone who knows her music stuff cold. There’s a sheet of paper for her on the shelf, so she doesn’t … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Four: Sidewalks
You can certainly pave your way to a better future even if you’ve just rowed sideways towards a waterfall. Never curb your enthusiasm, and always chalk up your mistakes to living your life for the first time. Forgive yourself as … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifteen: Flags
During the recent heat wave, a poll revealed that beads of sweat amassed on the office workers and the flu was common among the staff. And, although the boss was very sick, there was no reason to ban her.
