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I bet you’re feeling pumped up about your new schedule, which is rather flexible. In this building, you don’t have to wait for anything, especially if you are running late to the lift. Six Puns: Ears dry and nose wet!
The active musician was working on a track on her latest album, which would pave the way for inspiration in a music scene that was rather plain. It wasn’t a take off of any other artists, and I think it … Continue reading
“What are you saying?” asked the producer to the film reviewer. “Even though that movie you saw needed some better direction, this is a key thing to understand: in cinema, not every joke will land. My lead role is stunning, … Continue reading
“Is Mary honest?” asked the teacher. “Sure,” said one of the students, “but you have to know how to calm her. She’s a frantic sports writer in her spare time, and she wrote this harried piece full of incidents about … Continue reading
“This is no time to monkey around, give me a can of peas,” said the expedition leader. “We’ve lost all contact with the other party, this leaves us no other option but to stay here and get to the root … Continue reading
“Flo, it’s time to make a splash,” said the boss. “You’re going to have to drop the nice girl act and steal someone’s thunder. It’s the only way you’ll smoke the competition.” “You’re right,” said Florence. “It’s an opportunity that cannot … Continue reading
Hi. I’d like to pique your interest in a global summit on the climbing price of beverages that are best to drink when you have a cold. The prices for orange juice, teas, and coffees, for example, have been very, … Continue reading
It would be great if you could gorge on your favorite layer cake or rocky road ice cream for the holiday, but since your allegiance to your new diet regime really runs deep you’re going to have to look out. You … Continue reading
The new office temp has to do record-keeping and take bad water out of the refrigerator, but this is through no fault of his own. Fortunately, he keeps the heat from his bosses off with a dry sense of humor.
“Do we have a universal way to cut her tall hedges?” asked one of the yard workers. “Oh, I wouldn’t subject you guys to cutting those by hand. We have the machine, it’s bliss.” responded the boss. “Wow, I didn’t … Continue reading