Category Archives: Puns

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Sixty One: Paronomasia

“To make a sound decision, you must view every color more brightly, every hue more closely, and above all, you must find the means to compound your interest,” said the sage, “also, as a magician, you should always check your spelling.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Forty One: Oxygen

“The heir is sure to have a gas in the atmosphere of this station wagon,” said the Wizard, “once he gets out of the compound, he’ll admire the steering wheel and the seating made of ox hide.” Six Puns: I hope … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Forty: Meteorology

“All hail the King!” said the magistrate, “may his reign last and his heir take over and wind up King again. And the best for his wife, and his daughter. These four cast a great legacy upon our lands.” Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Nine: Gutters

“The King’s reign will never drop, especially since there is nothing draining his resources,” said the wizard, “the whole premise of this meeting is set up a tv channel to do that.” Six Puns: Puns have had some watershed moments…

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Six: Codex

“Don’t hide, be sure to page me when you book my next flight to Norway,” said the boss, “I want you to cover everything we discussed, because some folks are bound to ask about why our company ran out of lutefisk.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Four: Dentists

“There is a rare collection of gums at the mouth of that river, near those bridges,” said the botanist, “if we can avoid a brush with the law, we can safely bring them back to the Crown.” Six Puns: Dental … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Three: Granite

“Would you give Mike a hand with that pizza crust and those quarts of milk?” said the manager, “We’ve got a rock concert to put on here, and I want the performance to be solid.” Six Puns: Never take igneous … Continue reading

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