Category Archives: Puns

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Four: Scissors

“If you were aware of the sheer value of education, I wouldn’t cut class if were you,” said the trim guidance counselor, “in fact, if you stay sharp it’ll be something you can handle.” Six Puns: Plenty of bunnies, and one … Continue reading

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Six Pun Day Eight Hundred Eighty Three: Parades

“In March, I found a distinct band in this tree trunk that goes against any formation I’ve seen in years,” said the botanist, “with this, the possibility of where a fly passed, or of some aberrant weather surely balloons.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy Six: Asphalt

Interesting facts will surface today, as long as you put in those long hard hours. Like at the baseball game, where a pitch will look crude but will actually be how victory rode in. Six Puns: From Greece to Turkey, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy Two: Buffers

I’ve got the dirt on how to polish your driving skills: all you have to do is take your new car out for a spin and  get a handle on how it responds. Then afterwards, go out for  some Pad … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy: Surfboards

Here’s a cautionary tale: eat lots of fiber, but not so much that you make waves. Everyone knows a balanced diet is good for you, see? Six Puns: Well, not *totally* bored.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Nine: Calendars

Don’t be in a daze if you’re weak, go on a date and maybe look for a restaurant that serves food with some thyme. Adam, if Eve’s angry, let Eve vent. Six Puns: I have to page someone, hold on…

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Eight: Pencils

Here’s a tip: you would get the point more often if you weren’t led to draw preposterous conclusions. Six Puns: Charts often make war (but I’ve never seen a graph fight).  

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