Category Archives: Puns

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Five: Rutabagas

“Maybe a good recipe for mash will turn up” said the distiller, “we want to get to the root  of making liquor, and not soil our reputation. There’s no reason to be bitter.” Six Puns: In order to film people … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Three: Squashes

Here’s a gem: if you’re out at the zoo, key knees of rhinoceroses (the knees that don’t work) keep other animals from being gored. It’s that, or they are using their winter horn, something you definitely can’t buy at a plant. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty One: Mildew

“You know how fun Gus is, he never fits the mold.” said the producer. “Yes, he is a fun guy to have as a host,” said the director,  “but must he always put a damper on the game show?” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty: Pharmacies

“Down by the dock, there are wrecks,” said the captain, “but there should be more tar to fix the ships there–and there’s a device to number what we have there, we’ve gone over the counter–but I’m afraid there is a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Nine: The Ivy League

“I don’t know how anyone bears the thought of reading the puns you pen,” said a critic to me once, “Unless someone big read them, of course. Within the filmed reactions to this material lie yawns. So you’re going to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Eight: Molasses

“This dentist’s GUI can show us if you have sore gums,” said the hygienist, “but we like to use a more refined software suite to beat sugar.” Six Puns: Molasses puns? Yes, we cane!

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Seven: Ice

“If you have a cold, I’d be crushed, but it kind of frees you of some responsibility,” said the manager, “but don’t think you’ll be giving us the slip for too long. However, if you have a solid record you should … Continue reading

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