Category Archives: Puns

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Six: Skeletons

So, you want to rib some people this Halloween? Don’t worry about how to frame it, just to to your favorite joint and state your case. Sincerely, Six Puns (XO). Six Puns: Offal puns, no? Better luck to marrow.   … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Three: Acro Dance

“These cart wheels won’t last us through the spring,” said the pioneer, “as far as Oregon is concerned, we have to use every road and bridge we can, we’re not going to walk over there, or else someone might flip out.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Two: Jumping

Hi. If you live long enough, you’re bound to see a leap year. Or even the heir to the throne. Six Puns: Puns are made with a special recipe consisting of water, hops, barley…wait, you said puns, right?

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety One: Fish Fins

The hallway forked, but the doors all were open. The kids looked back, but Ray was no where to be found, it was starting to become quite a tale. Six Puns: All up to scale.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Nine: Salted Foods

If you ever find yourself pickled, here’s a cure: you can take a day with your friends to visit the wildlife preserve and watch a lion bake on an outcropping. Or, just find a better place to meet. Six Puns: I … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Six: Ammonia

The compound was shutting down, so the inmates couldn’t make a clean getaway. Sure, they had a solid idea of where to go, but even if they concentrated, they couldn’t get back to their base. Six Puns: Ammonia puns? Of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Four: Scissors

“If you were aware of the sheer value of education, I wouldn’t cut class if were you,” said the trim guidance counselor, “in fact, if you stay sharp it’ll be something you can handle.” Six Puns: Plenty of bunnies, and one … Continue reading

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