Category Archives: Puns

Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Three: Cole Slaw

“There’s not a shred of evidence that the person who stole the taxi did so in the raw,” said the detective, “and this is because so many people have been dressing up for a greater number of these crimes.” “I’d agree with … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Two: Rhubarb

“The entire crowd rose, at least that’s what I’ve read,” said the sports commentator. “They made a laughing stock out of the entire team.” “How can we get back their good reputation?” the anchor asked. “Well it’s as easy as … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred: Sponges

What are you doing? Come on, it’s easy to see how you can sell a vacation spot: tell them how to soak up the sun in a distant place, and they’ll pour all over the offer. Six Puns: Many see … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Five: Craters

“I don’t know what impact a meatier sandwich will have on the populace,” said Jen, the scientist, to Maria, “but people should be able to finish the whole thing down without quarts of milk.” Six Puns: Pretty deep.  

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety One: Needles

“I would say you will need all the help you can get, but then again, you’re pretty sharp,” said the medical assistant to the student, “I think you get the point of all the lectures, so the mid-terms shouldn’t be … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Seven: Gingerbread

The head chef found hiring to be a snap: the cook he found was also a trained technician familiar with LAN and MAN networks. This would help in the suite of kitchens across the city, and therefore the chef would not see … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty One: Charts

Let nothing bar you from enjoying yourself at the improv, even if you forget a line or two. Things should flow just fine, keep everything under control and it’ll be a smooth run. Six Puns: Chart puns? Some say they … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Sixty One: Medallions

“The whole cast met their match in a ward where the starlet was staying, there, doctors put sleeping pills and other drugs on her,”  explained the director to the producer, “maybe it was to test her mettle.” “I doubt it,” said … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty: Magma

I’ve read that it takes a bubbly personality to keep the flow of the conversation going, and at the same time, it is a factor that can keep one from erupting in anger. Well, that’s at least what the underground … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Seven: Staplers

“I’ve read in a magazine that beans and rice are a staple food for many people all over the world,” said the teacher, “many people will go to a store or a military base where they have to pay per … Continue reading

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