Category Archives: Puns

Six Puns Month Four: Vandalism

“There’s a tag on that sack of potatoes, but the writing is on the wall,” said the detective, “that’s where we are, son. We have counterfeit potatoes here, ones that won’t spoil easy but instead paint a picture of corruption.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Month Three: The Milky Way

There’s plenty of space for fun in your schedule, so go out to Hollywood and meet some stars. It’s a light year for movies, so if you plan it right you can take plenty of pictures, and, make the photos … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Sixty One: Paronomasia

“To make a sound decision, you must view every color more brightly, every hue more closely, and above all, you must find the means to compound your interest,” said the sage, “also, as a magician, you should always check your spelling.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Forty One: Oxygen

“The heir is sure to have a gas in the atmosphere of this station wagon,” said the Wizard, “once he gets out of the compound, he’ll admire the steering wheel and the seating made of ox hide.” Six Puns: I hope … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Forty: Meteorology

“All hail the King!” said the magistrate, “may his reign last and his heir take over and wind up King again. And the best for his wife, and his daughter. These four cast a great legacy upon our lands.” Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Nine: Gutters

“The King’s reign will never drop, especially since there is nothing draining his resources,” said the wizard, “the whole premise of this meeting is set up a tv channel to do that.” Six Puns: Puns have had some watershed moments…

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Six: Codex

“Don’t hide, be sure to page me when you book my next flight to Norway,” said the boss, “I want you to cover everything we discussed, because some folks are bound to ask about why our company ran out of lutefisk.” … Continue reading

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