Category Archives: Puns

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety One: Fish Fins

The hallway forked, but the doors all were open. The kids looked back, but Ray was no where to be found, it was starting to become quite a tale. Six Puns: All up to scale.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Nine: Salted Foods

If you ever find yourself pickled, here’s a cure: you can take a day with your friends to visit the wildlife preserve and watch a lion bake on an outcropping. Or, just find a better place to meet. Six Puns: I … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Six: Ammonia

The compound was shutting down, so the inmates couldn’t make a clean getaway. Sure, they had a solid idea of where to go, but even if they concentrated, they couldn’t get back to their base. Six Puns: Ammonia puns? Of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Four: Scissors

“If you were aware of the sheer value of education, I wouldn’t cut class if were you,” said the trim guidance counselor, “in fact, if you stay sharp it’ll be something you can handle.” Six Puns: Plenty of bunnies, and one … Continue reading

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Six Pun Day Eight Hundred Eighty Three: Parades

“In March, I found a distinct band in this tree trunk that goes against any formation I’ve seen in years,” said the botanist, “with this, the possibility of where a fly passed, or of some aberrant weather surely balloons.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy Six: Asphalt

Interesting facts will surface today, as long as you put in those long hard hours. Like at the baseball game, where a pitch will look crude but will actually be how victory rode in. Six Puns: From Greece to Turkey, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy Two: Buffers

I’ve got the dirt on how to polish your driving skills: all you have to do is take your new car out for a spin and  get a handle on how it responds. Then afterwards, go out for  some Pad … Continue reading

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