Category Archives: Puns

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty One: Microwaves

In the second heat of the women’s 200 meter racing competition, the contestants would dye electric blue into their clothes. Ellie D., the pace runner, would wave to the other athletes, set the stage, and the others would time her. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Nine: Mint

“You don’t have to live your life on the lamb, actually it’d be cool if you didn’t,” said the police officer. “Runners always pepper the news, but jails are always better when one of them leaves.” Six Puns: Arrow wheels and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Seven: Jogging

If you know how to run things, then you’ll know the steps it takes to trot out new ideas, which (although a stretch) is a part of the human condition. Six Puns: It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no wait, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Six: Mambo

There are a few steps to making jam: first you take a cube a’ sugar, then you have to beat some berries. Finally, drum up some support from your family. Six Puns: Puns more resilient than a rubber band.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Three: Tabloids

This ice cream place (on the second story) will give you a scoop in a flash, whether there’s room or not for a dessert break. Six Puns: Only on pay per view!

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty One: Brussels Sprouts

“Don’t leave that bell, chum, we’ve got plenty of work to do,” said Mr. Franklin. “Take stock in the fact that you won’t be bitter, you’ll be okay, bud.” Six Puns: I’ll field that question.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventeen: Shoetrees

Would you believe I have to fill out this form? I only want to tow medical watercraft, you know, to heal people. Six Puns: Puns at a steal of a price… R.I.P. Robin Williams, 1951-2014. A man who excelled at physical … Continue reading

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