Category Archives: Puns

Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety: Fitness

If you thing that making money off of something you like is a stretch, just jog your memory: plenty of people have set the tone doing things they love. There’s one condition: if you don’t like your hair color, dye … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Nine: Taxidermy

“I’d be lyin‘ if I said that I didn’t feel stuffed,” said one of the guests, “still, it was better than eating a fir tree, something I couldn’t bear.” Six Puns: Treat life as if it’s just all a big … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Eight: Eclairs

If you have the dough you can afford a suite for quite a long time,  and I sing praises of anyone who can do that, and say “shoo” to anyone who can’t. Six Puns: Puns for everyone, including familiar uncles … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Seven: Earrings

“To get the whole picture of the Bahamas, you must find a conch shell, and read something like my biography of Franklin Pierce, something I have to plug, on the beach,” said the travel agent, “or you could just eat … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Four: Smoke

“In hail, there are particles of water that are frozen, a detail you may have missed,” said the detective, “the culprit may have been a boss who would fire his employees at will, and would exhaust all other options but … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty One: Scarecrows

“Hey man, there’s a photo that you need to crop,” said Byrd, the editor. “this one is of a music stand, I think a person in your field should be able handle it.” Six Puns: That’s the last straw!  

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty: Snorkels

Don’t mask your feelings if you think things are going down the tube. Even if you take a dive for one of your co-workers, it’s better to air your feelings (even in an economic bubble). Six Puns: C’est fin.  

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Five: Film

Don’t let a foe tow your truck away! You should be real, treat them to dinner, have some soup stock and eat a dinner roll. Don’t even shudder at the thought. Six Puns: It’s worth a shot…

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Two: Lawns

If you want to make some green, perfect your pitch and field any questions an interviewer might ask. You’ll be a cut above the rest, and have some mo’ money. Six Puns: Losing weight and looking trim.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Seven: Shortbread

The captain regarded the cook he assigned to the ship to be quite competent. There was a flower on every table in the dining suite, and plenty of tray foil for the dishes served. This was good as they wouldn’t last … Continue reading

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