Category Archives: Puns

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Five: Life Boats

“If you can see your sink, you’re drinking just the right amount of port wine,” said the music teacher, “and, if you sing in a lower register, you can make a splash.” Six Puns: We have our own parade float!

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Four: Lighters

Don’t worry about an old flame, your boss won’t fire you over things like that. What you can do is spark interest in a perfect match, and have a gas. Six Puns: The lighter side of things, really.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Three: Mirrors

Looking glass or steel-eyed isn’t easy, especially when you have to reflect on things that are rather light. I mean, even if you look back to your days at sea. Six Puns: To some truly groan-worthy humor, there’s only one-way…  

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Eight: Parsnips

“Some of your problems may stem from a contaminated tube or a chemical that won’t leave,” said the scientist, “but to get to the root of the problem, we have to shoot some new experimental footage.” Six Puns: This room … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety: Fitness

If you thing that making money off of something you like is a stretch, just jog your memory: plenty of people have set the tone doing things they love. There’s one condition: if you don’t like your hair color, dye … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Nine: Taxidermy

“I’d be lyin‘ if I said that I didn’t feel stuffed,” said one of the guests, “still, it was better than eating a fir tree, something I couldn’t bear.” Six Puns: Treat life as if it’s just all a big … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Eight: Eclairs

If you have the dough you can afford a suite for quite a long time,  and I sing praises of anyone who can do that, and say “shoo” to anyone who can’t. Six Puns: Puns for everyone, including familiar uncles … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Seven: Earrings

“To get the whole picture of the Bahamas, you must find a conch shell, and read something like my biography of Franklin Pierce, something I have to plug, on the beach,” said the travel agent, “or you could just eat … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Four: Smoke

“In hail, there are particles of water that are frozen, a detail you may have missed,” said the detective, “the culprit may have been a boss who would fire his employees at will, and would exhaust all other options but … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty One: Scarecrows

“Hey man, there’s a photo that you need to crop,” said Byrd, the editor. “this one is of a music stand, I think a person in your field should be able handle it.” Six Puns: That’s the last straw!  

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