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Category Archives: Puns
“Maybe you can field the question as to why you’re not focused?” said the teacher. “We’ve taken a scope of literature that mirrors what’s on television,” said the student, “I don’t like making adjustments just because the other students are … Continue reading
Clean-cut? Got a bubbly personality? If not, don’t scour or lie, others will foam an opinion of you (so turn the tide in your favor!).
You might see a column that claims to analyze current events but instead tries to sell you something fishy. I’d say that’s kind of shallow.
The active musician was working on a track on her latest album, which would pave the way for inspiration in a music scene that was rather plain. It wasn’t a take off of any other artists, and I think it … Continue reading
I decided to take the car out for a spin in the space I found in the parking lot. Ever since I moved to London, I have wanted to drive–as others have spoke about the experience as being pretty good … Continue reading
I don’t know what all that wine and ale meant at that party: the teacher still gave Mal a D. That said, she took it well and no one had to stabilizer her, or tranquilize her. I think she’s actually doing … Continue reading
“If it wasn’t for the floor I’d have escaped that brush with the law,” said one of the inmates. “I’d be living well if I stayed out of that mint, and kept a clean record. You really get no plaque … Continue reading
“Don’t whine, stay current,” said the sheriff, “I won’t cede power to someone whose phone has no juice. It’s not easy, but lately the city has been in a bit of a jam…some criminals are so intent on hell-raisin‘.”
I hope that you can channel your energy into something positive, this will show everyone that you’re getting with the program. Even in Las Vegas, there are a series of slots you could play, and it’s a prime time to … Continue reading