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Category Archives: Puns
I’ve read that it takes a bubbly personality to keep the flow of the conversation going, and at the same time, it is a factor that can keep one from erupting in anger. Well, that’s at least what the underground … Continue reading
“I’ve read in a magazine that beans and rice are a staple food for many people all over the world,” said the teacher, “many people will go to a store or a military base where they have to pay per … Continue reading
The comedienne tried to whet the audience’s appetite with some dry humor, and showed that she could handle the crowd. She also could floor the judges in this talent competition with a hilarious yarn. Six Puns: Hot.
Getting ready for the fall? Trying to get more pull at work? You should come up with a comedy skit, or bits of humor. Don’t force it, you’ll find a way to succeed. Six Puns: The puns were on time today! … Continue reading
The chef took the whisk he used to beat eggs and didn’t whine as he made a roll. Even though he wanted to go fishin’, a sense of duty came upon him to adequately supply his store. Six Puns: Barrel puns are … Continue reading
The old Dutch farmer brought the goat he bought back home. He expanded his circle of friends in town, and had full confidence that he was recovering from his stroke. Six Puns: A good reed?
“There is something that should be clear by now: that alibi is see-through!” said the master detective. “It would shatter your reputation if that every fiber of your being went into goldfish smuggling.” “All right,” said the accused, “I did … Continue reading
Kids and adults have a lazy handle on things: some say they like to skip school (or work) and play on a slide. They also love to draw and eat Chinese takeout. Six Puns: A woolly operation of lamb’s cousins … Continue reading
“I’ll pine for the days of yore, even if there isn’t a jump in sales and things go downhill,” said the farmer. “But I should use that as a last resort. I can lift my spirits with some music.” Six … Continue reading