Category Archives: Sports

Six Puns Day Six Hundred Sixty Four: Volleyball

Many people didn’t want to get jumped on their block, so they got some miners to serve them: they would dig trap holes so they could pass through. Six Puns: As of now, only on the net.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Sixty Two: Boxing

“The phone would ring sometimes during parties, and that would keep me away from the punch,” said Bob, the musician. “My latest song didn’t have a hook, but it was sure to be a hit.” Six Puns: Boxing puns? What’s … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty One: Speed Skating

If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Nineteen: Skiing

“I’ll pine for the days of yore, even if there isn’t a jump in sales and things go downhill,” said the farmer. “But I should use that as a last resort. I can lift my spirits with some music.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Nine: Raffles

The common tick — it has soled feet and has ran dumb, uh, many, miles until it pries its eyes on more prey. Six Puns: Sheep out? Ewe in!  

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Seven: Rock Climbing

“On a scale from one to ten, how high do you regard your elders?” asked the teacher. “Well, on the face of it, it depends on whether they can take the lead,” said the student, “they have to do something … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty Five: Hang Gliding

“You may be sore, but here’s an idea will certainly lift your spirits,” said the baker during his sales pitch. “I’ve developed a butter roll that sweep you off your feet.” “Really?” asked the manager. “How?” “Well, normally I’d show … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty Four: Cricket (Game)

You’ll have a ball – and be bowled over by — this pitch black cave, where the bats there sport long fangs and everyone runs out.

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fourteen: Golf

Although it wasn’t an idea that was putting green in his pocket, Albert Einstein’s theory of relativity was a stroke of genius. It was a fair way to assess the universe and many people could get a rough idea of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventy Five: Horse Racing

You have to harness the power of the sun if you want to bake thorough bread. If you didn’t add a cup of yeast to it the dough, the bread will be flat. But that’s no reason to be sulky, you’ll … Continue reading

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