Category Archives: Sports

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Five: Squash (Sport)

“I’d boast that this rum-smuggling business is quite a racket,” said Jane the pirate, “but I have a straight drive to keep us out of court, so I’m gonna go with my gut and keep quiet.” Six Puns: At your … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seven: Snooker

“If you take my cue and pocket all you can at the bays we visit,” said the pirate, “you’ll have more to add to our pool of money, where our retirement money rests.“ Six Puns: Where does the captain let … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty: Snorkels

Don’t mask your feelings if you think things are going down the tube. Even if you take a dive for one of your co-workers, it’s better to air your feelings (even in an economic bubble). Six Puns: C’est fin.  

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Twenty Six: Roller Derby

“Don’t eat that sea skate without some jam,” said the chef, “I’ll whip you up some preserves, the best on the block. When it comes to seafood, I’m of the mix and match crew, others are of the pure camp.“ … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Sixty Four: Volleyball

Many people didn’t want to get jumped on their block, so they got some miners to serve them: they would dig trap holes so they could pass through. Six Puns: As of now, only on the net.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Sixty Two: Boxing

“The phone would ring sometimes during parties, and that would keep me away from the punch,” said Bob, the musician. “My latest song didn’t have a hook, but it was sure to be a hit.” Six Puns: Boxing puns? What’s … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty One: Speed Skating

If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading

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