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Category Archives: Sports
Many people didn’t want to get jumped on their block, so they got some miners to serve them: they would dig trap holes so they could pass through. Six Puns: As of now, only on the net.
“The phone would ring sometimes during parties, and that would keep me away from the punch,” said Bob, the musician. “My latest song didn’t have a hook, but it was sure to be a hit.” Six Puns: Boxing puns? What’s … Continue reading
If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading
“I’ll pine for the days of yore, even if there isn’t a jump in sales and things go downhill,” said the farmer. “But I should use that as a last resort. I can lift my spirits with some music.” Six … Continue reading
The common tick — it has soled feet and has ran dumb, uh, many, miles until it pries its eyes on more prey. Six Puns: Sheep out? Ewe in!
“On a scale from one to ten, how high do you regard your elders?” asked the teacher. “Well, on the face of it, it depends on whether they can take the lead,” said the student, “they have to do something … Continue reading
“You may be sore, but here’s an idea will certainly lift your spirits,” said the baker during his sales pitch. “I’ve developed a butter roll that sweep you off your feet.” “Really?” asked the manager. “How?” “Well, normally I’d show … Continue reading
You’ll have a ball – and be bowled over by — this pitch black cave, where the bats there sport long fangs and everyone runs out.
Although it wasn’t an idea that was putting green in his pocket, Albert Einstein’s theory of relativity was a stroke of genius. It was a fair way to assess the universe and many people could get a rough idea of … Continue reading
You have to harness the power of the sun if you want to bake thorough bread. If you didn’t add a cup of yeast to it the dough, the bread will be flat. But that’s no reason to be sulky, you’ll … Continue reading