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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Eight: Confetti

This fall, order a pay-per view that will test your mettle: a documentary program about how preserving big game shows us an environment that sports plenty of life. Six Puns: Half alcohol, whole punch. Happy New Year!

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Forty Nine: Scanners

“I only wear a single contact lens at a wrestling pay-per-view,” said the prince, “that way I can any see foe towed away and drum up support for the challengers.” Six Puns: Scanner puns (you copy?)

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Forty Seven: Sinks

The professor chose from his selection of pipes. “I don’t want to drain our resources,” he said as he puffed away, “but our current studies suggest when tap and cha-cha dancers stopped dancing, the whole mood of an event can change.” Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Two: Railroads

Stay on track, there’s more than a tie at stake at work. You could see a spike in sales and finally make enough money to move get out of this joint. Six Puns: Puns for hire…is anyone willing to train?

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Nine: Mills

Is the grind getting to you? From what I saw, there might be a grain of truth to that, so tread lightly over to the massage parlor and get a rub-down at a steal of a price. Six Puns: Puns … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Six: First Aid Kits

“No need to be cross, there is another band that has lighter music,” said the host to the crowd, “I promise it will rub you the right way, they music they play is sheer entertainment.” Six Puns: When you see … Continue reading

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Six Puns Nine Hundred Fifteen: Sleds

“There’s nothing to bargain about here,” said the shopkeeper, “the deals are just the same here as they are on the flyer.” “Oh come on,” said Suzie, “if you let the price of your hiking boots slide, that frees you from … Continue reading

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