Category Archives: Technology

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Three: Scrolls

“Huge baking event going on tonight, only on pay-per-view. They are going to make the best rolls without any assistance, or even a script,” said the promoter, “The end won’t leave you hanging, if you have the right frame of mind.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Four: Microphones

The guest speaker made a sound argument at the public hearing, and it was something that went well on the record. It was about a discovery in her field that she then explained to the audience (and let the shock … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Two: Pagers

“It would be a sound decision not to move, because this gun might go off,” said the gangster, “That’s right, I setting a tone for you guys here in the bank, because robberies are something I’ve been doing with plenty … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Six: Fire Hydrants

“Mr. and Mrs. Watt are supposed to join us for dinner, so make sure they’re pumped up about this restaurant.” said Mr. Smith. “It’s a farming-type place, so all the shovels and hoes on the walls should whet their appetite … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Four: Cellphone Chargers

“Why are you feeling every bump in the road?” asked the auto technician. “Its because you’re treating your car like a bike or any other cycle. Replace your shocks with some new ones, since I got them at an outlet … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Two: Cannons

Don’t be a bore, just give this a shot: try to vent your frustrations and then have a ball. If that doesn’t work, fire up the grill. Six Puns: Arguably, better than chamber music…  

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty One: Microwaves

In the second heat of the women’s 200 meter racing competition, the contestants would dye electric blue into their clothes. Ellie D., the pace runner, would wave to the other athletes, set the stage, and the others would time her. … Continue reading

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