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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Seven: Caffeine

“You might find some bitter people where off-duty police officers hang out,” said the police chief, “but the mood is better than the funeral where Cole, uh, Hank is, and certainly better than a wake.” Six Puns: If you’re feeling … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Six: Ammonia

The compound was shutting down, so the inmates couldn’t make a clean getaway. Sure, they had a solid idea of where to go, but even if they concentrated, they couldn’t get back to their base. Six Puns: Ammonia puns? Of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Five: Nets

If you make your nuclear car go (via fission) from the grocery store back home, you might let a whole pat of butter fly. But, I think it’s something you’ll pull through. Six Puns: Low fat, and plenty of fiber.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Four: Scissors

“If you were aware of the sheer value of education, I wouldn’t cut class if were you,” said the trim guidance counselor, “in fact, if you stay sharp it’ll be something you can handle.” Six Puns: Plenty of bunnies, and one … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy Nine: Chicle

It might be hard to choose a career, but just remember if you stick to what you like, you’ll be able to tap into something greater than yourself. Well, maybe not, but at the very least you won’t be flapping … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy Eight: Turpentine

“We thought there was no way we could stump the elephants, but we found a way to get them to pine for food by putting the smell of baked bread by their trunks.” said Zack, the zookeeper. “Baked bread? Isn’t … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy Seven: Tar

Pete would have to stick to his practice, otherwise playing the violin would be the pits. He seemed to be stuck on the pizzicato notes, which, when incorrectly played with a bow, sounded like a baby seal. Six Puns: Pesticides? … Continue reading

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