Category Archives: Technology

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixteen: Kettles

Don’t get steamed over a boil, it’ll blow your chances of trying to heal it. I’m not a whiz, so this is rudimentary advice, but you can handle it. Six Puns: Kettle puns? Down to a tee.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Four: Lighters

Don’t worry about an old flame, your boss won’t fire you over things like that. What you can do is spark interest in a perfect match, and have a gas. Six Puns: The lighter side of things, really.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Six: Gates

New Orleans is a port known for swing music, and its seafood; including shrimp, crayfish, and lox. There are plenty of bars to go to– but they can be expensive, so just have a rich nerd foot the bill. Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Five: Taxis

If you have the drive to get to Rhode Island, I say that would be fair enough. My friend traveled there and never got to eat the liver he brought, but he had plenty to show for it. Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty One: Scarecrows

“Hey man, there’s a photo that you need to crop,” said Byrd, the editor. “this one is of a music stand, I think a person in your field should be able handle it.” Six Puns: That’s the last straw!  

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty: Snorkels

Don’t mask your feelings if you think things are going down the tube. Even if you take a dive for one of your co-workers, it’s better to air your feelings (even in an economic bubble). Six Puns: C’est fin.  

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Six: Fireworks

The workers decided the road needed more tar, but didn’t quite know how to rock it. That is, they decided to spark a bright idea and decided to move the palm tree out of the way. Six Puns: Have a blast!

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Five: Film

Don’t let a foe tow your truck away! You should be real, treat them to dinner, have some soup stock and eat a dinner roll. Don’t even shudder at the thought. Six Puns: It’s worth a shot…

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Four: Dry Ice

Eating for a marathon is a gas, so carb on! You should have your workout routine down cold by now, so if you haven’t the foggiest idea of how to diet, you’ll find a big spaghetti dinner frees you of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Three: Furnaces

“Go ahead and forge an alliance with those sprinters, you’ll never know if they’ll come in handy for the first heat,” said the coach, “it won’t damper your spirits if you do, they’re a pretty warm bunch. They might even … Continue reading

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