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Category Archives: Technology
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Seventy One: Telescopes
If you’re eating light and you don’t want your health to go down the tubes, you should focus on foods that mirror the diets of the great apes. This lends itself to some serious health benefits, upon further reflection.
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Eight: Cell Phones
“Look out for that rhinoceros, she has been known to charge her enemies,” said the game warden in a hushed tone, “she doesn’t exactly screen her visitors.” “Oh, I was about to drive rings around her,” the driver responded, “and … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Seven: Thermometers
Mercury moves a certain degree at night–you don’t have to climb a ladder or scale a wall to see it–and it’s enough to get a rise out of the temps who work at the observatory.
Posted in Humor, Puns, Technology, Writing
Tagged climb, degree, funny, jokes, laugh, mercury, puns, rise, scale, six, temp, temperature, temps, thermometer
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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Five: Headphones
“Why are you being so belligerent here?” asked Jack, the carnival owner. “I thought we were buds. Now, if you have your head set on making some money, all you have to do is look at this glass tank of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Puns, Technology, Writing
Tagged buds, funny, headphone puns, headphones, headset, hear, humor, jack, puns, six, sixpuns, volume, wire
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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Eight: Drainage
Pipe down about the that plum Ming brought to work–it was rotten and we had to ditch it. It was priceless to see Sue edge away from it though, Flo and I had a good laugh. All is well.
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Seven: Mass Transit
You might have to train that coach not to rail against the other team–even if it doesn’t seem like a fair game. They’re bringing out their token amateur player now (he used to be a busboy), so it should be all … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Four: Sidewalks
You can certainly pave your way to a better future even if you’ve just rowed sideways towards a waterfall. Never curb your enthusiasm, and always chalk up your mistakes to living your life for the first time. Forgive yourself as … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Two: Algebra
To all the ex-smokers out there, you should know why you quit: maybe division in your family was part of the equation. At any rate, it’s great that you stopped: that constant habit could have caused a complex number of … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eleven: Statistics
Since our mean boss can sense us not working hard (which might just be fact or fiction)–now’s a good time to air or vent a problem–like how that stunt Rand, um Sam, pulls every so often sets us back a … Continue reading
Posted in Puns, Technology
Tagged census, coefficient, data, error, factor, funny, humor, jest, jokes, laugh, mean, puns, random sample, six, sixpuns, statistics puns, stats
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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ten: The Internet
There’s a web and flow to how spider-themed cookies are made. And, on an unrelated wild cat-hunting note, I have to address medieval peasants and meshed materials: basically, a serf can catch a lynx, but I’ve never seen a net … Continue reading
