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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Five: Plates

“If there’s nothing to steal in China,” said the pirate, “well, we’re going to have to go back to the base. That is, as soon as I find my cell phone charger.” Six Puns: Don’t bother investing…plate puns are poor … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Four: Powder

“A flower might not make up for all mistakes on that float, but you should milk for all it’s worth,” said Ash. Six Puns: Running those powder puns into the ground!  

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Eight: Crates

Just in case you’re a square, there is a jazz concert I would like to tell you about: it features a band with a bassist who used to box, so there’s plenty of edge to the music. Six Puns: Crate … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Six: Ladders

“Here,” said the counselor, “take the steps you need to get your problems fixed, and never fold. You’ll be in a different frame of mind and, by extension, in a new situation.” Six Puns: High mountain weather? No, climate.  

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Four: Gears

“It’s your turn to face the problems you have with your teeth at the spur of the moment,” said the general,  “or else face some backlash.” Six Puns: All gear puns have been verified by an elite inner circle.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety One: Needles

“I would say you will need all the help you can get, but then again, you’re pretty sharp,” said the medical assistant to the student, “I think you get the point of all the lectures, so the mid-terms shouldn’t be … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Six: Mugs

Think you can handle your flour-grinding job down to a tee? I’ve got a new stone where this other guy could pore over his work until he lost the cough he had when he got in this morning. Six Puns: Taking … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Five: Lasers

“If you’d like some light refreshments, Ray, you’ll beam over our new salad bar,” said the host, “get your girlfriend and point her in the right direction, I think you guys will love it.” Six Puns: A new memoir coming this … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Four: Chewing Gum

Tired of pop music? Are you a rapper? Have some money to blow while getting ready to stick to some more savings options?  You should invest in rubber tree forests and goose feathers…that’s pure chicle-down economics! Six Puns: Give him a subject and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty: Tape Recorders

“If you wish to fast, forward all your donations to the children’s organization,” said the preacher.  “They will be able stop hunger and provide the kids a place to play. That will get them on the right track to a … Continue reading

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