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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Seventy Five: Crowns

“Whether measured in calories or joules, the heat from head generator makes the air apparent from the refrigeration unit,” said the engineer. “I wouldn’t count on it for another night, though.” Six Puns: Herald in a new era (of puns).

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Seventy One: Bamboo

“Shoot! I’m making omelettes,” asked the sous chef, “should I find a pan?” “Duh,” replied the head chef, “and use some flour so that it won’t stick. This only stems from years of experience.” Six Puns: Bamboo puns, are kind of pithy…

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty: Bowls

“You’re not welcome ’round here,” said the sheriff with a certain degree of mettle, “I would say that normally you’re the ones who dish it out, but today, I beat you to the punch.” Six Puns: Pretty deep.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Five: Coupons

“The logic is circular, and it doesn’t make too much sense,” said the scientist. “Who’s saving this air pressure theory for further research?” “I am,” replied a colleague from Brooklyn. “I’ve found significant bar gain, and I think dis’ counts.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty One: Cardboard

Bored? Like to watch folks box? Don’t fold, try pay per view! You don’t even have to tape it. Six Puns: Plenty of corn, er…corny jokes to go around!

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Nine: Mouthwash

“Hi Gene,” said the Coach. “Have a seat, or all of you could stand up, I don’t really care.” He continued: “If you’d let me take the floor I’d like to congratulate you on a quarrel-free season. Not a single … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Eight: Toothbrushes

Can you handle all the fervor? I’m bristling with excitement about this tennis open, wide awake with the electric atmosphere and can’t get a grip. Six Puns: A brush with greatness?

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Two: Melting

“There might be plenty of liquid assets in the account, but he gave us no solid evidence of that,” said the banker. “What a drip!” exclaimed the client, “how am I ever going to make a splash in this state?” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty: Curling

Kids and adults have a lazy handle on things: some say they like to skip school (or work) and play on a slide. They also love to draw and eat Chinese takeout. Six Puns: A woolly operation of lamb’s cousins … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred: Bobsledding

“It’s better if you ice him,” said the foreman. “you can make it look like he was on a fast, and you don’t even have to slay him.” “What?” said one of the workers. “I’m joking, guys,” he replied, “just … Continue reading

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