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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy Four: Welding

Noah’s ark wasn’t exactly a gas, as there were frequent quarrels where sparks would fly. Noah’s pub, though, was a seriously fun joint where you could meet a new flame. Six Puns: Coppery, silvery, and irony.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Seven: Hubcaps

They just wouldn’t tire: the band was ready for another round of songs in which they would cover whatever pieces Jackie–the guest host–spoke to them, certainly something that would rub her the right way. Six Puns: At a steal of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Five: Rutabagas

“Maybe a good recipe for mash will turn up” said the distiller, “we want to get to the root  of making liquor, and not soil our reputation. There’s no reason to be bitter.” Six Puns: In order to film people … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Two: Cannons

Don’t be a bore, just give this a shot: try to vent your frustrations and then have a ball. If that doesn’t work, fire up the grill. Six Puns: Arguably, better than chamber music…  

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty: Thorns

“If you’ve injured your spine, you’re going to need all the help you can get,” said the doctor to the football star, “why did you have to spike the ball?”  “It wasn’t such a sharp move, I admit, but when … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eight: Snoring

“What you’re allowed to do here with dose notes is put a rest in between.” said the street singer, “and that will be a sound decision for your career in music.” Six Puns: Making puns is easy, pal, it takes … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred One: Mittens

Here’s a rule of thumb: in a tight-knit community, if you have a warm disposition you’ll be covered in almost any situation. Even if you have a cold. Six Puns: Puns from scratch.

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