Category Archives: Uncategorized

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Nine: Freight Trains

“Cole wanted to see how fast his car goes, but he neglected what the ‘no racing’ sign on that ship meant,” said Vanessa, “He says his girlfriend never ties his new car to his success at work but when she … Continue reading

Posted in Transportation, Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 6 Comments

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Six: Marjoram

“Now that the guard has nodded off, this leaves us with no other option but to leave this suite, ” said one of the captives, “be sure to plant your feet well into the windowsill and try not to knock … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged | 3 Comments

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Two: Logarithms

“If you can make a solid base out of a log of wood, you can tell your ex that there’s no reason why there should be hard feelings,” said the counselor, “though you might have to turn the tables a bit.” Six … Continue reading

Posted in Math, Uncategorized | Tagged | 4 Comments

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Seven: Coal

Don’t go to bed, something is hardly what it seems. Like how a normal rock concert will have you pit old ideas against new ones and have excitement coursing through your veins. Six Puns: Coal Puns? You’re fired!  

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | 3 Comments

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Seven: Shadows

The cast weren’t physically strong, but they were into dark humor, so the director (and his son) took the movie from their angle. Good thing most of the props were light. Six Puns: A not-for-profit project.

Posted in Science, Uncategorized | Tagged , | 1 Comment

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty One: Water Faucets

“There is a chance that this ship could sink, but I don’t think it’s anything we can’t handle,” said the Flo, the captain, “we’re going to have to tap into our resources, so nothing will drain our support system.” Six … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | 1 Comment

Six Puns Nine Hundred Sixteen: Zorbing

Making rolls can be a ball if you’re a baker, if not, you can ramp up the excitement even outside the sphere of the culinary arts. That said, you can probably harness the power of the elements, too. Six Puns: … Continue reading

Posted in Sports, Uncategorized | Tagged | 1 Comment