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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred One: Mittens

Here’s a rule of thumb: in a tight-knit community, if you have a warm disposition you’ll be covered in almost any situation. Even if you have a cold. Six Puns: Puns from scratch.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Five: Tattoo

Problems too hard to shoulder? Get back, I think there’s a solution if you draw from within. It’s that, because you’re going to need all the help you can get in your quest for peace. Six Puns: Now registered as … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Four: Polo

You can scream and shout in a club until your voice is hoarse, but it might not change things from being sad, dull. That said, don’t let that rain on your parade; work on a better goal. Six Puns: Stick … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Four: Dry Ice

Eating for a marathon is a gas, so carb on! You should have your workout routine down cold by now, so if you haven’t the foggiest idea of how to diet, you’ll find a big spaghetti dinner frees you of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty Six: Flash Cards

“We’re all out of beef. How about a side of ham?” said the galley chef. “I’m not trying to flip a profit or anything, I’m just trying to give you the best for the rest of the day on deck.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Forty Seven: Gargoyles

“We need three pints of blood stat. Choose what type yourself,” said the doctor. “This procedure is something most would deem unnecessary but I can spout a solid knowledge of helping people who have eaten more tar than they can … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty Two: Pole Vaulting

“Hi. There has been a jump in radioactivity, and spikes of sound coming from that bar,” said the professor, “perhaps it’s better not to take a leap of faith regarding our conclusions.” Six Puns: Back on track.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty One: Floods

What are you doing, looking for more puns? Well, let me whet your appetite, or get a rise out of you–I’m being very level. Six Puns: See what I mean?

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Twenty Four: Burlap

Filling up at the Hess station might make you hungry, so bag something full of fiber that will have a net gain on your health. Then, listen to the sounds of the sax in the convenience store. Six Puns: Coming … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Seventy Five: Crowns

“Whether measured in calories or joules, the heat from head generator makes the air apparent from the refrigeration unit,” said the engineer. “I wouldn’t count on it for another night, though.” Six Puns: Herald in a new era (of puns).

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