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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifteen: Flags

Posted on March 31, 2013 by

During the recent heat wave, a poll revealed that beads of sweat amassed on the office workers and the flu was common among the staff. And, although the boss was very sick, there was no reason to ban her.

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twelve: Wetlands

Posted on March 28, 2013 by

Have you been flooded with really draining errands lately? The boss has been feeling bogged down and swamped with work–and he’s basin’ his problems on the mistakes of his workers. I think I’ll take a vacation (if it’s okay by … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Forty Four: Cemetery

Posted on October 11, 2012 by

Good health is a grave matter, it’s a serious undertaking. Personally, I dig anyone who wants to stop a-sneezing and a-coughin’ all the time. The key is exercising regularly and eating small portions slowly: I knew a fitness instructor would eat one bowl of cereal … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Thirteen: Northwest Territories

Posted on September 10, 2012 by

I bet your company can’t sell me a yellow knife. If they can, it’ll certainly help me fight a great bear as easily as Buddhists can mount nirvana. Ok, maybe that wasn’t P.C. — but it’s not a cold statement, snow … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Ninety Nine: California

Posted on August 27, 2012 by

Eureka! I’ve discovered a golden state of affairs that might leave others lost and jealous. While starving in the desert,  I came across an omelet (one sandy egg over easy) with some nappa cabbage.  My survival story made me famous! I’d ask … Continue reading →

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