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Six Puns Month Ten: Ceramics

Lobster bisque? Doughnuts with some glaze? Better bone up on your restaurant skills, so you can earn a lot, and you won’t get fired. Six Puns: Ever hear of a clay dress? Get it out of the earth and wear.  Thanks … Continue reading

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Six Puns Month Nine: Freeze Drying

I scream, you scream that you know your material cold, it’s the only way to earn your keep. There are so many good things in store for you, so keep that dry sense of humor. Six Puns: Pear-ish: a pear. Non … Continue reading

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Six Puns Month Two: Crop Circles

Last month’s puns weren’t corny enough for you? It’s funny how the laughs crop up here and there, (though that concept is alien to me) but I wouldn’t trust anybody who reads into it too much. Maybe there is a grain … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Nine: Freight Trains

“Cole wanted to see how fast his car goes, but he neglected what the ‘no racing’ sign on that ship meant,” said Vanessa, “He says his girlfriend never ties his new car to his success at work but when she … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Six: Marjoram

“Now that the guard has nodded off, this leaves us with no other option but to leave this suite, ” said one of the captives, “be sure to plant your feet well into the windowsill and try not to knock … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Two: Logarithms

“If you can make a solid base out of a log of wood, you can tell your ex that there’s no reason why there should be hard feelings,” said the counselor, “though you might have to turn the tables a bit.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Seven: Coal

Don’t go to bed, something is hardly what it seems. Like how a normal rock concert will have you pit old ideas against new ones and have excitement coursing through your veins. Six Puns: Coal Puns? You’re fired!  

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