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Category Archives: Vehicles
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Seven: Buses
The coach had to school one of her players: she could no longer chart her performance since she was prone to trip. But it was a short lecture, as the manager would come round and round out the finer points … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Seven: Mass Transit
You might have to train that coach not to rail against the other team–even if it doesn’t seem like a fair game. They’re bringing out their token amateur player now (he used to be a busboy), so it should be all … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventy Seven: Automobile Classification
“Do you have any pick up lines?” said Dan. “Nothing beyond sports and luxury goods,” said David, “Oh, but I do have this story about how to convert a bull to a another religion.” “Really? How do you do that?” … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventeen: The Highway
If you want to go to the park, weigh your options. Last time you rode your bike there with Miles and Sarah. Before that, you, Eliza and Moe tore way through the center of the park on rollerblades. I know you … Continue reading
Six Puns Day One Hundred Thirty: Driving
The upcoming fall break is a clear signal that you have to steer clear of any turn of events that will stop you from having a gas. So have some fun!
Six Puns Day Forty Seven: Traffic Signs
Stop. There’s only one way to find out how much grain that cart will yield. If you turn that dial on the scale over there the wrong way, you might break the whole thing. I mean, you should have read the instructions … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Twenty Seven: Space Shuttles
My grandma Devon is hosting a chess competition; you should enter, prize money will be awarded to anyone who will legitimately challenge her. I mean, she admired her friend Cole’s skills last year, but only to discover he was cheating. He was getting advice over the phone and … Continue reading
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Six Puns Day Eight: Trains
You were on the right track at that party, but realized you had to make a switch when you found out the punch was spiked. You railed about it to the host, but it seemed that guy had some pretty loco motives. So you took a … Continue reading
