Category Archives: Work

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Nine: The Ivy League

“I don’t know how anyone bears the thought of reading the puns you pen,” said a critic to me once, “Unless someone big read them, of course. Within the filmed reactions to this material lie yawns. So you’re going to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty: Gold*

“Care for some cafe au lait? Or some beef bouillon with 24 carrots?” asked Leif, the French waiter. “If you’d like something else, please mention it, otherwise, the bar will be open shortly.” *Six Puns: Two Years Punnin’? I thank these … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety One: Aluminum

“Al is great. He can do anything like put up swan wallpaper or lay down duck tile.” said the building manager, “in fact, that man fixed the high-end opera seats the other day. He just went down to the box … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Sixty Seven: Knots

Don’t be a square, get some Thai food for your granny and I figure eight or nine people. That way, if you’re feeling out of the loop, you’ll have plenty on your plate.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Five: Stamps

“It makes sense not to post anything else online about the giant crocodile that will stick in the public’s mind,” said the general. “They already know it’s a male specimen, twenty feet long, and ferocious. We have to lick this … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred One: Medicine

I don’t know what all that wine and ale meant at that party: the teacher still gave Mal a D. That said, she took it well and no one had to stabilizer her, or tranquilize her. I think she’s actually doing … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Three: Balloons

This isn’t just a bunch of hot air: if you want to expand your knowledge or just have a gas, you can take your little cousin Phil to the library and read him a book about pop music. Make sure … Continue reading

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