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Category Archives: Work
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Hundred Seventy: Jaguars
“Our contract comes with an important clause: I don’t want anyone reporting anything until they’ve spotted a computer with significant bytes.” said the IT team leader in the computer store. “I pray that someone finds one, though I don’t want anyone … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Nine: Gardening
What are you doing? Although you’re a nuclear technician, you’re not supposed to be hanging at the plant — unless you really dig it. Today everyone’s gone on a trip to the bakery, to get all the dirt on how … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Five: Year
Ever since I took a leap into writing this pun website, I’ve been in a daze. It’s not that I’m weak or anything (although some of my jokes or bits may have been–and for that I apologize) but it’s you, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Three: Ancient Egypt
“Nigh all the telescopes were taken, so you’re just going to have to desert your post and peer amid the other students on those high rogue cliffs,” said the astronomy professor, in a dry tone, to Jane. “But I won’t … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Six: Neptune
“This fraternity is big on equality–but it takes some courage to convince them to take the liberty of letting people in cold.” said Dan. “You’ll have to go through with one of their initiations,” he continued, “like drinking a case … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Five: Uranus
This particular strain of the common cold has been known to ice giants, so it doesn’t bode well for this hermit crab. His pretty heavy–this side weighs a lot–and it hardly frees her from being ill on her own terms.
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Four: Hyenas
“I’m sure someone spotted the difference between those dishes,” said the patron to the manager, “you can’t just expect them to get mixed up and everyone to carry on.” “I assure you, this is no laughing matter,” responded the manager, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty: Bonsai
Maybe after the head chef leaves, you can get to the root of that cooking exam question by going to the library; there’s a small branch near the edge of town. This suggestion stems from experience, I went there to … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Three: Crows
There’s no cause for alarm, even if you only get a peck of rice at a black-tie dinner. You might have to wing it, though, if the chef‘s care only seems to be about the dessert. Well, maybe they’ll have … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirteen: Air
Due to social media circulation I’m getting wind of a party tonight that’s said to be a gas. I at least welcome an invitation, but I at most fear the pressure having to go. Oh well, I won’t let this cloud … Continue reading
