Category Archives: Work

Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety One: Aluminum

“Al is great. He can do anything like put up swan wallpaper or lay down duck tile.” said the building manager, “in fact, that man fixed the high-end opera seats the other day. He just went down to the box … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Sixty Seven: Knots

Don’t be a square, get some Thai food for your granny and I figure eight or nine people. That way, if you’re feeling out of the loop, you’ll have plenty on your plate.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Five: Stamps

“It makes sense not to post anything else online about the giant crocodile that will stick in the public’s mind,” said the general. “They already know it’s a male specimen, twenty feet long, and ferocious. We have to lick this … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred One: Medicine

I don’t know what all that wine and ale meant at that party: the teacher still gave Mal a D. That said, she took it well and no one had to stabilizer her, or tranquilize her. I think she’s actually doing … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Three: Balloons

This isn’t just a bunch of hot air: if you want to expand your knowledge or just have a gas, you can take your little cousin Phil to the library and read him a book about pop music. Make sure … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Seventy Six: Elevators

“Mind if I butt in?” said the teacher to her students. “I know this homework won’t lift your spirits, but I don’t want you kids to feel shafted. Test scores have been going down, and principal has so much pull … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty Two: Pelicans

I don’t see birds often at the aquarium, but I always see a great white shark there. It’s kind of grey down in the tank, and crawling into tanks doesn’t always flybut at least I don’t have to pay a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty One: Ostriches

There’s a catch to the first long leg of this fast that won’t fly: you might starve if you don’t nail the start and end points. So take pride in this knowledge, and I’ll see you in Delaware (Long Neck, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty: Tires

Nothing on the tube will rub her the wrong way: even shows that haven’t gained much traction here along the Pacific Rim. But when they play her favorite track on the radio, it’s easy for her to get into the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Fifty Six: Toast

The jockeys thought they had been burned by the judges in the first heat; they knew their horses were bred to race. But since they didn’t want to grill the officials (and since they all wanted a slice of the … Continue reading

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