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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Six: Codex

“Don’t hide, be sure to page me when you book my next flight to Norway,” said the boss, “I want you to cover everything we discussed, because some folks are bound to ask about why our company ran out of lutefisk.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Eight: Pencils

Here’s a tip: you would get the point more often if you weren’t led to draw preposterous conclusions. Six Puns: Charts often make war (but I’ve never seen a graph fight).  

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Eight: Marigolds

To make some bread, pedal your bicycle to the store and buy some flour before the owner leaves. This stems from years of experience, as well as time spent working at a grain processing plant (I think it was called a mill). Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty One: Mildew

“You know how fun Gus is, he never fits the mold.” said the producer. “Yes, he is a fun guy to have as a host,” said the director,  “but must he always put a damper on the game show?” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Nine: The Ivy League

“I don’t know how anyone bears the thought of reading the puns you pen,” said a critic to me once, “Unless someone big read them, of course. Within the filmed reactions to this material lie yawns. So you’re going to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Six: Footnotes

“The page was caught near the obelisk, but this isn’t quite a textbook case,” said the detective, “I think we should lay out other options: specifically where those pictures came from: we should ask the lord where he bought ‘em.”* … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty: Gold*

“Care for some cafe au lait? Or some beef bouillon with 24 carrots?” asked Leif, the French waiter. “If you’d like something else, please mention it, otherwise, the bar will be open shortly.” *Six Puns: Two Years Punnin’? I thank these … Continue reading

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