Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety One: Protests

“If you can figure out the radical of this equation, you can calculate the resistance,” said the physics teacher. “You should have this figured out by March, at the latest, I mean if you want to make physics your occupation. I personally hope you pick it.

Six Puns: We’re a riot!

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety: Fitness

If you thing that making money off of something you like is a stretch, just jog your memory: plenty of people have set the tone doing things they love. There’s one condition: if you don’t like your hair color, dye it.

Six Puns: That percussion instrument in Philadelphia may need some repairs, but’s far from a dumb bell. 

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Nine: Taxidermy

“I’d be lyin‘ if I said that I didn’t feel stuffed,” said one of the guests, “still, it was better than eating a fir tree, something I couldn’t bear.”

Six Puns: Treat life as if it’s just all a big game.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Eight: Eclairs

If you have the dough you can afford a suite for quite a long time,  and I sing praises of anyone who can do that, and say “shoo” to anyone who can’t.

Six Puns: Puns for everyone, including familiar uncles and fond aunts.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Seven: Earrings

“To get the whole picture of the Bahamas, you must find a conch shell, and read something like my biography of Franklin Pierce, something I have to plug, on the beach,” said the travel agent, “or you could just eat a pear.”

Six Puns: You can’t carry a cliff, but can you cart a ledge?

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Six: Gates

New Orleans is a port known for swing music, and its seafood; including shrimp, crayfish, and lox. There are plenty of bars to go to– but they can be expensive, so just have a rich nerd foot the bill.

Six Puns: Just like a design school, we turn style into high fashion!

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Five: Taxis

If you have the drive to get to Rhode Island, I say that would be fair enough. My friend traveled there and never got to eat the liver he brought, but he had plenty to show for it.

Six Puns: A heroic blog (with a checkered past!).

 

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