Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Five: Craters

“I don’t know what impact a meatier sandwich will have on the populace,” said Jen, the scientist, to Maria, “but people should be able to finish the whole thing down without quarts of milk.”

Six Puns: Pretty deep.

 

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Four: Gears

“It’s your turn to face the problems you have with your teeth at the spur of the moment,” said the general,  “or else face some backlash.”

Six Puns: All gear puns have been verified by an elite inner circle.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Three: Grades

A bee can fly over a sea, but not wearing a XL lent shirt, a plus if you consider how Fay’ll react.

Six Puns: Hey, New York! (Gee, PA!)

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Two: Juice

Aren’t youse guys glad that Aunty Ox hid ants from the basement?” asked Bill. “Yes, but there are more pressing matters to attend to,” said Joe. “We’re being squeezed for time, it’s not pulp fiction we’re dealing with here.”

Six Puns: Best puns bar none.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety One: Needles

I would say you will need all the help you can get, but then again, you’re pretty sharp,” said the medical assistant to the student, “I think you get the point of all the lectures, so the mid-terms shouldn’t be too cruel.”

Six Puns: Ok. Puns might not make you laugh (but they will have you in stitches).

 

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety: Paprika

Need someone hot to spice up your love life? Can’t help you there. But there are some things I’ve read that can help you excite him–or pep her–much more than the dry humor you find here.

Six Puns: I’m not a spy, see?

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Nine: Carriages

I have something to coach you on: if you have enough pull at work, you’ll come off as a pretty big wheel. There is no need to yell until your voice is hoarse, as long as your plans are drawn.

Six Puns: A suspension of disbelief!

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