Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Eight: Crates

Just in case you’re a square, there is a jazz concert I would like to tell you about: it features a band with a bassist who used to box, so there’s plenty of edge to the music.

Six Puns: Crate Puns? We gotta milk them for all they’re worth!

 

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Seven: Gills

No one knows where a lamb’ll lay, but the chance of finding an answer isn’t completely down the tubes. An heir to the throne could tell you that you can see sheep sleep in many pastures…it’s a fun thing to watch so you don’t need a tissue.

Six Puns: We haven’t made gill puns in a lung, lung time.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Six: Ladders

“Here,” said the counselor, “take the steps you need to get your problems fixed, and never fold. You’ll be in a different frame of mind and, by extension, in a new situation.”

Six Puns: High mountain weather? No, climate.

 

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Five: Craters

“I don’t know what impact a meatier sandwich will have on the populace,” said Jen, the scientist, to Maria, “but people should be able to finish the whole thing down without quarts of milk.”

Six Puns: Pretty deep.

 

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Four: Gears

“It’s your turn to face the problems you have with your teeth at the spur of the moment,” said the general,  “or else face some backlash.”

Six Puns: All gear puns have been verified by an elite inner circle.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Three: Grades

A bee can fly over a sea, but not wearing a XL lent shirt, a plus if you consider how Fay’ll react.

Six Puns: Hey, New York! (Gee, PA!)

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Two: Juice

Aren’t youse guys glad that Aunty Ox hid ants from the basement?” asked Bill. “Yes, but there are more pressing matters to attend to,” said Joe. “We’re being squeezed for time, it’s not pulp fiction we’re dealing with here.”

Six Puns: Best puns bar none.

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