Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Eight: Confetti

This fall, order a pay-per view that will test your mettle: a documentary program about how preserving big game shows us an environment that sports plenty of life.

Six Puns: Half alcohol, whole punch. Happy New Year!

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Seven: Mackerel

Here’s a tale: if you’re short of money for school, don’t feel blue, this is low on the scale of life’s worries.

Six Puns: None too holy.

 

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Six: Marjoram

“Now that the guard has nodded off, this leaves us with no other option but to leave this suite, ” said one of the captives, “be sure to plant your feet well into the windowsill and try not to knock over the dry sherry.”

Six Puns: A present “n” is worth a present “o” (Or a gone “o”).

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Five: The Gobi Desert

You take a few steps to a plane, and well, you’re on your way to a range of places that won’t give you the cold shoulder.

Six Puns: Dry humor.

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Four: Canoes

Would you believe that dogs bark when they hear a stroke of genius? As long as you aren’t too stern with them, they won’t thwart your moment.

Six Puns: Thanks for read these canoe puns…so please, take a bow.

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Three: Arenas

“The pond sports a diversity of species; it has been known to teem with life,” said the biologist. “and that’s not just a line I’m saying, there are several yards that have ponds, but this one is the only one that has a vent to circulate air to and from the premises.”

Six Puns: Contact lenses and still some spectacles.

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Two: Logarithms

“If you can make a solid base out of a log of wood, you can tell your ex that there’s no reason why there should be hard feelings,” said the counselor, “though you might have to turn the tables a bit.”

Six Puns: There are all these sales going on today, but many buy nary a thing.

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