Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Nineteen: Cedar Trees

Would you believe, at this branch of the pound, this dog’s bark isn’t worse than his bite?” said the dog owner, “but as long as you don’t needle him, he’ll leave you alone.”

Six Puns: Getting to the root of cedar puns (so you don’t have to).

 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighteen: Atlases

If you need some direction for your movie, it is key that you land a good director. You will see that not anyone will do, but keep your worries at bay.

Six Puns: I’m a great barber, I land any part…

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventeen: Shoetrees

Would you believe I have to fill out this form? I only want to tow medical watercraft, you know, to heal people.

Six Puns: Puns at a steal of a price…

R.I.P. Robin Williams, 1951-2014. A man who excelled at physical comedy and was no stranger to the intricacies of language, timing and rhythm. Though your work was brilliant, I am almost certain that it will never be able to replace your life, or who you were as a person. You will be missed.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixteen: Kettles

Don’t get steamed over a boil, it’ll blow your chances of trying to heal it. I’m not a whiz, so this is rudimentary advice, but you can handle it.

Six Puns: Kettle puns? Down to a tee.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifteen: Haddock

“As you can see, there is room in the roast for a smoking section,” said the host. “In fact, there is a comedian who chips in there almost every time.”

Six Puns: Canned laughter abound…

 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fourteen: Brains

A person’s musicality can stem from the fact that they can play the organ, by ponds, lakes, rivers, even a hippo campus. Though that last one is, by all accounts, a grey matter.

Six Puns: Some offal puns today…sorry.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirteen: Kennels

Sure, pet peeves can be rough, like boarding a train and forgetting to bring bread. This can breed contempt (but only if it’s a dinner train).

Six Puns: Trees have plant of bark, don’t they?

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