Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Sixty: Scaffolding

“Although the acting was stilted, the staging was compelling, and the dialogue will test your mettle,” wrote the reviewer, “According to recent polls, this is what ties audiences to the cinema.”

Six Puns: Our puns will have you beam with delight.

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Nine: Freight Trains

Cole wanted to see how fast his car goes, but he neglected what the ‘no racing’ sign on that ship meant,” said Vanessa, “He says his girlfriend never ties his new car to his success at work but when she saw it, he couldn’t contain her excitement.”

Six Puns: Hard to gauge

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Eight: Confetti

This fall, order a pay-per view that will test your mettle: a documentary program about how preserving big game shows us an environment that sports plenty of life.

Six Puns: Half alcohol, whole punch. Happy New Year!

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Seven: Mackerel

Here’s a tale: if you’re short of money for school, don’t feel blue, this is low on the scale of life’s worries.

Six Puns: None too holy.


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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Six: Marjoram

“Now that the guard has nodded off, this leaves us with no other option but to leave this suite, ” said one of the captives, “be sure to plant your feet well into the windowsill and try not to knock over the dry sherry.”

Six Puns: A present “n” is worth a present “o” (Or a gone “o”).

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Five: The Gobi Desert

You take a few steps to a plane, and well, you’re on your way to a range of places that won’t give you the cold shoulder.

Six Puns: Dry humor.

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Four: Canoes

Would you believe that dogs bark when they hear a stroke of genius? As long as you aren’t too stern with them, they won’t thwart your moment.

Six Puns: Thanks for read these canoe puns…so please, take a bow.

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