Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirteen: Reservoirs

“With all due respect sir, in this bank, every damned account is subject to security leaks,” said the officer. “No need for such profanity,” said the manager. “sure, it’s a deep concern, but we’ll figure this out.”

Six Puns: Treble in this track (better put some bass in).

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twelve: Rafts

It’s the internet, log in and read a science article. Would you believe that philosophical parade floats win awards every year by exposing the stream of consciousness of the bilateral human mind? Fascinating.

Six Puns: Raft puns? No time to lumber around.

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Eleven: Photocopiers

“Make sure you have all the facts straight on this developing story,” said the editor, “the boss has a short fuse, do you copy?”  “Yes,” said the intern, “I haven’t had much exposure to him, though.”

Six Puns: Royal relatives coming over? Get ready for a princess, a queen, a king, a prince…

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Six Puns Nine Hundred Ten: Paws

The best newspaper in print today may have smooth articles about tissues, but the other articles they do won’t leave your imagination bare.

Six Puns: Like most people who write contracts, we fight for a common clause.

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Nine: Patios

Would you believe that tennis players don’t always need a court?  Sure, to play is a little hard, but as long as there is rock music in the background with the stereo a yard away, it’s fine.

Six Puns: Patio puns? Hopefully no arch-enemies.

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Eight: Milk Shakes

I scream at the prospect of the suite at the hotel, but I pore over the possibility that we won’t make the mixer,” said Sara, “that would be the last straw.”

Six Puns: Chock-full of fun!

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Seven: Oil Rigs

“It’s easy to see where you could spar with the prosecutor, but you know the drill,” said the paralegal, “you might have to stay compliant so long as these trials are fixed.”

Six Puns: Puns are a good read, even if they aren’t too slick.

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