“Cole wanted to see how fast his car goes, but he neglected what the ‘no racing’ sign on that ship meant,” said Vanessa, “He says his girlfriend never ties his new car to his success at work but when she saw it, he couldn’t contain her excitement.”
Six Puns: Hard to gauge…
This fall, order a pay-per view that will test your mettle: a documentary program about how preserving big game shows us an environment that sports plenty of life.
Six Puns: Half alcohol, whole punch. Happy New Year!
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Here’s a tale: if you’re short of money for school, don’t feel blue, this is low on the scale of life’s worries.
Six Puns: None too holy.
“Now that the guard has nodded off, this leaves us with no other option but to leave this suite, ” said one of the captives, “be sure to plant your feet well into the windowsill and try not to knock over the dry sherry.”
Six Puns: A present “n” is worth a present “o” (Or a gone “o”).
You take a few steps to a plane, and well, you’re on your way to a range of places that won’t give you the cold shoulder.
Six Puns: Dry humor.
Would you believe that dogs bark when they hear a stroke of genius? As long as you aren’t too stern with them, they won’t thwart your moment.
Six Puns: Thanks for read these canoe puns…so please, take a bow.
“The pond sports a diversity of species; it has been known to teem with life,” said the biologist. “and that’s not just a line I’m saying, there are several yards that have ponds, but this one is the only one that has a vent to circulate air to and from the premises.”
Six Puns: Contact lenses and still some spectacles.