Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty: The Phoenix

“Listen son, people will try to get a rise out of you just so the boss might fire you,” said the department head “though you don’t have to wing it, you can always come up with  better ideas on the fly.”

 

Six Puns: Phoenix puns? I think there’s an ash tag for that…

 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Nine: Mint

“You don’t have to live your life on the lamb, actually it’d be cool if you didn’t,” said the police officer. “Runners always pepper the news, but jails are always better when one of them leaves.”

Six Puns: Arrow wheels and a spear tire…

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Eight: Rodeos

“I’ve heard that the tie I want is only a buck,” said the fashion designer, “but I think they’re trying to steer me to buy other things, which I will argue against until I’m hoarse.”

Six Puns: Some, but not all, puns have been pre-approved by the poet laureate…

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Seven: Jogging

If you know how to run things, then you’ll know the steps it takes to trot out new ideas, which (although a stretch) is a part of the human condition.

Six Puns: It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no wait, it’s a train

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Six: Mambo

There are a few steps to making jam: first you take a cube a’ sugar, then you have to beat some berries. Finally, drum up some support from your family.

Six Puns: Puns more resilient than a rubber band.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Five: Aspirin

The director was only on take two (in Spanish that would be “dos“), but he was already ordering drinks for his crew (or as much as his tab let) through a bar window pane. It may not have been much, but for some, it was a stroke of genius.

Six Puns:  Speaking of windows, their design isn’t that complicated. For some,  a seat is all a sill is… 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Four: Microscopes

“There are some light refreshments being served outside,” said the host, “so enjoy. Later, Sarah and Jacqueline, who are peers in this field, and will be presenting to the focus group. You can ask questions, but I assure you, nothing will faze them.”

Six Puns: Hopefully that was pretty clear

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