“Maybe you can field the question as to why you’re not focused?” said the teacher. “We’ve taken a scope of literature that mirrors what’s on television,” said the student, “I don’t like making adjustments just because the other students are uninterested in the classics.” “Well, maybe I can give you a book with a little more depth.” the teacher responded.
Set sail for adventure! Who knows what’s in store for the future? Maybe you’ll do something bizarre, like tag along an Amazon fishing expedition, or save a baby from a burning building! Or even go to Brooklyn, where you can hear the locals say “dat matters” and “dis counts”.
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They would cry foul in the last leg of this roast if it weren’t for Tom, the host, who would waddle off of the stage every time a bad joke was told. Stuffing the program with all of these guest stars will do that, though.
Posted in Animals, Food
Tagged fowl, gobble, humor, jokes, leg, puns, roast, six, six puns, sixpuns, stuffing, tom, wattle
The robber was so surprised by the cops’ entrance that he nearly had a stroke. This brush with the law was something that wasn’t in the script, besides that, he wasn’t ready to spend time in the pen. But the police had done a great job: the officer felt it was right to follow a tip.
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“Fork it over, chop chop! Stick to the directions you’re being spoon-fed and cut out the nonsense,” said the bank robber. Just then, a police officer entered the fray. “All right, maybe you’d like to handle something a little more agreeable to everyone here,” said the cop as his unit moved in, “unless you really feel like testing my mettle.”
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Tagged chopstick, cook, fork, funny, handle, humor, knife, puns, six, sixpuns, spoon, utensil
“I haven’t the foggiest idea as to how you missed that train,” said the Hong Kong Rail dispatcher as the puff he made from his pipe reached the ceiling. “I gather a lot of people storm through here, then. Well, you’re better off standing in that queue–Miu, loan him bus fare.”
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