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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Two: Butter

Better stick to it, even if you’re getting creamed right now. People will try to milk you for all you’re worth, but you gotta churn out the best work you have to offer. That way, you can ferment your knowledge … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Fifty Six: Toast

The jockeys thought they had been burned by the judges in the first heat; they knew their horses were bred to race. But since they didn’t want to grill the officials (and since they all wanted a slice of the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Twenty: Lobsters

I’ve read that if you ever get a boil, make sure you open, and not shut, your trap and tell someone about it. Mrs. Claus once got one but her pride was so great she didn’t tell anyone else. But … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eighty Six: Knives

Anne wanted to stake a claim on her own slang, but her teacher suggested that it was not a sharp move to butcher the language by pairing different words together. But Anne knew better, that it would definitely raise her … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Six: Pancakes

“We don’t do things like that ’round here,” said the coach in a flat tone. “She can fry her brain looking at old game footage, but her performance will ultimately depend on how she stacks up against the other players–and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty One: Cookies

Don’t use Eric’s chalk–let Chip’s markers take care of the board. Sarah brought some writing implements to spice up the lesson as well, but her crayons don’t work well on black and white surfaces. Leave the door ajar so that … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Seventy Nine: Popcorn

Many of the Queen’s soldiers got into a heated debate with the colonel about the skill it took to fire a cannon in their last battle. They even appealed the Queen herself, but her judgement sided with the evasive move he made.

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