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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty: Radioactivity

Gone fishin’? You better bait a hook on this lake I’ve been keeping an eye on. It’s safe, too: it is near a horse stable and a place that serves fusion cuisine, so there’s no real element of danger.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty One: Wax

How can dull moments make the paper? If you’ve found a way, I’m all ears. You can have plenty of B’s on your report card and eat a whole tuna melt, but it still wouldn’t amount to much (unless that … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Six: Cream Cheese

“You’d better change your locks: the fact that you haven’t caught this whale will sour your reputation,” said the harbourmaster, “and you will see your popularity dip because of this.” “I’m not here to win popularity contests,” said the Captain, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Five: Bottles

It might be clear that to put a cap on your neck, you need to whine to others until they help you. Then you can tell them about your sister’s new record label, and that no one can stop her.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty One: Pumpkins

Orange you glad it’s Halloween today? No? Doesn’t mean jack to you? Didn’t you carve out some time in your schedule to patch up hollow relations with your neighbors? Sure, it should be easy as pie. Happy Halloween, everyone!

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty: PC Repair

There’s a bit about a mouse who wanted a bite to eat. He went to get honey in a hive of bees in a far away port, and he traveled by cargo ship (so it wasn’t hard drive).

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Five: Rabbits

“Something really bugs the chief about the beer and the bun he lost this morning, you know, after he got jumped,” said one of the firefighters, “but it wasn’t such a big loss, he didn’t need to drink. And, as … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Four: Cones

I scream for the point of getting more traffic for this site: because after all, I sell as about as many puns as the next person. Ah, well…even though I pine for more profits, I certainly won’t waffle.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Three: Parrots

It is a bright idea to color your memories with stories that will fly with your peers. Like telling them about your cause, or how you wrote good copy for a certain computer company: they’ll be taken aback in Mac … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty One: Steam Rollers

The scientist rode all the way to his flat to grab a roll and write a letter about his findings to his colleagues. He hoped it would gain traction and pave the way for new discoveries (or at least smoke … Continue reading

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