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If you’re eating light and you don’t want your health to go down the tubes, you should focus on foods that mirror the diets of the great apes. This lends itself to some serious health benefits, upon further reflection.
“Our contract comes with an important clause: I don’t want anyone reporting anything until they’ve spotted a computer with significant bytes.” said the IT team leader in the computer store. “I pray that someone finds one, though I don’t want anyone … Continue reading
Ever since I took a leap into writing this pun website, I’ve been in a daze. It’s not that I’m weak or anything (although some of my jokes or bits may have been–and for that I apologize) but it’s you, … Continue reading
“Our chances of survival may seem grizzly, and a flag and a pole are all we have left, but we mustn’t worry,” said Pa. “I’m going to make sure that no one buries anyone else. Until we meet our destiny, … Continue reading
Going to the pool this summer? Don’t drift around, grab your best jeans and as much change as you can and head straight down where they sell swimsuits. Don’t worry about anyone else. Get apparel that’s just right for you–make … Continue reading
I hope you don’t meet any angry uncles and cross aunts who missed the van to the pond. Some wanted to go see the moose there, others wanted to guess how to attract water fowl (they’d give it their best duck … Continue reading
“Staying close to the base won’t fly, you’re going to have to run way over to enemy lines,”said the officer to Raimunda, “General Gates is suffering from terminal illness, but he’s going to ramp up defenses there. Just wait until … Continue reading
“This fraternity is big on equality–but it takes some courage to convince them to take the liberty of letting people in cold.” said Dan. “You’ll have to go through with one of their initiations,” he continued, “like drinking a case … Continue reading
“I’m sure someone spotted the difference between those dishes,” said the patron to the manager, “you can’t just expect them to get mixed up and everyone to carry on.” “I assure you, this is no laughing matter,” responded the manager, … Continue reading