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Tag Archives: flat
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Six: Pancakes
“We don’t do things like that ’round here,” said the coach in a flat tone. “She can fry her brain looking at old game footage, but her performance will ultimately depend on how she stacks up against the other players–and … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Five: Origami
Don’t be a square, order that pay-per view soon so that you don’t have to crane your neck into the neighbor’s flat to see all the action of that live poker game. I really hope our star contender doesn’t fold.
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventy Five: Horse Racing
You have to harness the power of the sun if you want to bake thorough bread. If you didn’t add a cup of yeast to it the dough, the bread will be flat. But that’s no reason to be sulky, you’ll … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventy Three: Types of Paint
I was lead to believe that to temper a lengthy school day I could read a primer from start to finish. It was a bad idea, I think I felt my own eyes gloss over. I’m not going to say … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Sixty Six: Screws
Don’t be cross, there’s one way to get to the Oval Office in seconds flat: just tell the driver to pick you up and swing ’round to the front.
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seven: Worms
You wouldn’t want to soil your reputation by being known as a spineless coward, now would you? Tape up those hands, and get the job done in an hour flat–I want to see blood. Pumped back into the patient, that is…I mean, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day One Hundred Seventy Six: Flip Flops
The band was on the sand all ready to perform at the beach, they had towed their equipment with them and they knew their set flat. The stage looked all right, except for a few fallen arches, something the set-up crew was, well, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Forty Five: Pianos
Just keep in tune with yourself! Here’s the key to success: don’t view the world in black and white. This sharp piece of advice should strike a chord with people all over the world, but strangely its an area where most … Continue reading
