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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty: Laptops

“Here’s the key to this company: it loves to screen its employees, so make sure you don’t fold,” said the hiring manager. “In a clamshell, make sure you have your pitch down flat. If you have any questions don’t be … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty One: Steam Rollers

The scientist rode all the way to his flat to grab a roll and write a letter about his findings to his colleagues. He hoped it would gain traction and pave the way for new discoveries (or at least smoke … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eight: Nematodes

Trying to worm your way out of a round debate? Don’t want it to soil your reputation? Well no matter how well you style it, you’re going to want to have a secondary plan. Find a flat in France, and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Six: Pancakes

“We don’t do things like that ’round here,” said the coach in a flat tone. “She can fry her brain looking at old game footage, but her performance will ultimately depend on how she stacks up against the other players–and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Five: Origami

Don’t be a square, order that pay-per view soon so that you don’t have to crane your neck into the neighbor’s flat to see all the action of that live poker game. I really hope our star contender doesn’t fold.

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventy Five: Horse Racing

You have to harness the power of the sun if you want to bake thorough bread. If you didn’t add a cup of yeast to it the dough, the bread will be flat. But that’s no reason to be sulky, you’ll … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventy Three: Types of Paint

I was lead to believe that to temper a lengthy school day I could read a primer from start to finish. It was a bad idea, I think I felt my own eyes gloss over. I’m not going to say … Continue reading

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