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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty One: Speed Skating

If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Sixty: Shopping

Set sail for adventure! Who knows what’s in store for the future? Maybe you’ll do something bizarre, like tag along an Amazon fishing expedition, or save a baby from a burning building! Or even go to Brooklyn, where you can … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Seven: Utensils

“Fork it over, chop chop! Stick to the directions you’re being spoon-fed and cut out the nonsense,” said the bank robber. Just then, a police officer entered the fray. “All right, maybe you’d like to handle something a little more … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Six: Clouds

“I haven’t the foggiest idea as to how you missed that train,” said the Hong Kong Rail dispatcher as the puff he made from his pipe reached the ceiling. “I gather a lot of people storm through here, then. Well, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Four: DNA

Jean is someone who can sell any idea, if not, he licks his wounds and returns to his base. It is a univeral code that he lives by, so it doesn’t need a translation.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Three: Pyramids

The team got the point and things started to shape up: they were building on the training they had received, and also had someone to ramp up support. It was first step to winning the game, and it was pretty … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty One: Wax

How can dull moments make the paper? If you’ve found a way, I’m all ears. You can have plenty of B’s on your report card and eat a whole tuna melt, but it still wouldn’t amount to much (unless that … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty: Walls

Great. Someone threw a brick at the height of the basketball game the other day and it that borders on something everyone could see. Ok, it didn’t really happen, it’s just a bit of dry humor.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Eight: Breakfast Cereal

Don’t be a flake, you have to milk every opportunity for what it is worth. I don’t care if you have to make checks or crunch numbers, you’ll find plenty of tricks to get by–well, according to my mom and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Six: Cream Cheese

“You’d better change your locks: the fact that you haven’t caught this whale will sour your reputation,” said the harbourmaster, “and you will see your popularity dip because of this.” “I’m not here to win popularity contests,” said the Captain, … Continue reading

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