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If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading
Gone fishin’? You better bait a hook on this lake I’ve been keeping an eye on. It’s safe, too: it is near a horse stable and a place that serves fusion cuisine, so there’s no real element of danger.
You can barely rest a knee on the side of this ark, but you’ll be able to get the floor essence. If you see the very bright first mate Jennifer, greet her with a “Hallo Jen“, and also be sure … Continue reading
There was so much pressure on Dante to clone Al the starfish, but he could barely see a leg grow. So he decided to wait for more results or risk seeing something as phony as a Dodge Geo. Although the … Continue reading
Set sail for adventure! Who knows what’s in store for the future? Maybe you’ll do something bizarre, like tag along an Amazon fishing expedition, or save a baby from a burning building! Or even go to Brooklyn, where you can … Continue reading
They would cry foul in the last leg of this roast if it weren’t for Tom, the host, who would waddle off of the stage every time a bad joke was told. Stuffing the program with all of these guest … Continue reading
“Fork it over, chop chop! Stick to the directions you’re being spoon-fed and cut out the nonsense,” said the bank robber. Just then, a police officer entered the fray. “All right, maybe you’d like to handle something a little more … Continue reading
“It makes sense not to post anything else online about the giant crocodile that will stick in the public’s mind,” said the general. “They already know it’s a male specimen, twenty feet long, and ferocious. We have to lick this … Continue reading
Jean is someone who can sell any idea, if not, he licks his wounds and returns to his base. It is a univeral code that he lives by, so it doesn’t need a translation.