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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Eight: Australia

“Did you reduce the fuel intake on the engine, Sidney?” the pilot asked. “Any plane I land has to slow down somehow, the last one I did din’ go so well”. “This is the last time I go on a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Seventy Five: Cartography

After her previous relationships went south, Jacqueline consulted a fortune teller. “You have the key to map out the right future for yourself, you don’t need my directions.” the teller explained. “Well, that’s good to know,” Jackie said, “I’ll just relax and … Continue reading

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