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Tag Archives: jest
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Nine: Gardening
What are you doing? Although you’re a nuclear technician, you’re not supposed to be hanging at the plant — unless you really dig it. Today everyone’s gone on a trip to the bakery, to get all the dirt on how … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Five: Year
Ever since I took a leap into writing this pun website, I’ve been in a daze. It’s not that I’m weak or anything (although some of my jokes or bits may have been–and for that I apologize) but it’s you, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Four: Yogurt
“There was a case in which my client had a truck but lacked tows,” said the defense lawyer. “So he was clearly no way he could have damaged the property. The prosecution tried to milk the fact that he had … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Three: Ancient Egypt
“Nigh all the telescopes were taken, so you’re just going to have to desert your post and peer amid the other students on those high rogue cliffs,” said the astronomy professor, in a dry tone, to Jane. “But I won’t … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty One: Evolution
Going to the pool this summer? Don’t drift around, grab your best jeans and as much change as you can and head straight down where they sell swimsuits. Don’t worry about anyone else. Get apparel that’s just right for you–make … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Nine: Airports
“Staying close to the base won’t fly, you’re going to have to run way over to enemy lines,”said the officer to Raimunda, “General Gates is suffering from terminal illness, but he’s going to ramp up defenses there. Just wait until … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Eight: Cell Phones
“Look out for that rhinoceros, she has been known to charge her enemies,” said the game warden in a hushed tone, “she doesn’t exactly screen her visitors.” “Oh, I was about to drive rings around her,” the driver responded, “and … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Four: Saturn
“If you see a great white, Spot, make sure you bark,” Abel said to his dog. “You won’t see a dragon storm through these waters, but sharks are pretty common here. And hopefully we won’t run out of gas, giant … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Two: Mars
“Read any good books lately?” asked the professor, “I’ve just read this novel that’s full of wit and irony. It’s in available in archaic or old English–which I’m sort of rusty in–but to me it still rocks.” “It’s about a … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Eight: Feral Pigs
I don’t want to bore you, but if you lend your beard-cutting tools to someone who hogs your stuff– and they go wild with it–you’ll never get your razor back. Trust me, it’s wine that you should be giving away. … Continue reading
