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You can certainly pave your way to a better future even if you’ve just rowed sideways towards a waterfall. Never curb your enthusiasm, and always chalk up your mistakes to living your life for the first time. Forgive yourself as … Continue reading
Would you believe that on Sunday we’re going to get a new table? It’s from a city in the desert that has making furniture down to a tee. What a scoop!
Got a pack of cigarettes? No? How will I pass the time if I’m waiting for my pa? He said after the movies he’d loop us around to the city to go get something to eat. Rome is certainly a … Continue reading
If you want to go to the park, weigh your options. Last time you rode your bike there with Miles and Sarah. Before that, you, Eliza and Moe tore way through the center of the park on rollerblades. I know you … Continue reading
I know you’ve been fired, but you’ll have a gas on the range, playing with farm animals (maybe even pot-bellied pigs?) till you’re exhausted and doing tasks that’ll fuel your excitement for living.
When’d he go? Well, the neighbors said that Jack eloped this morning. Yet he feels a great remorse…so he’ll be back for good, because he’s a true champ. I’m not even sure if he did skip out, but he said something about crossing the border, going to Illinois, and putting … Continue reading
There are nine bands in the current show’s line up, though each one is a shell of their former glory. It takes some thick skin to go on stage–especially after hard times–but being on the road kills any exisiting stagefright. … Continue reading
Since the dough they’ve used to make those pizzas is ever dense, that restaurant warrants our distrust. I’d drink a case of beer sooner than eat an ounce of that sauce, pecks of that crust, and a hint of that cheese. Last time I saw a ball of … Continue reading
Lawrence spotted the enemy troops on the horizon and had to break his fast. His equipment was in a terrible state: his walkie wasn’t up to speed his and the colors in his jacket were running. Fighting for the King wouldn’t be … Continue reading
Hot dog! There are other places to go in this city besides seedy bars–I’ll call up Dee, John and Frank (who really needs to lay off the sauce)–hopefully they won’t be yellow.