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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Eight: Ranches

Hey! If you own a live stock, I hope you don’t ache or complain about how much money it will land you. It is not a black and white business, there are many grays involved. Six Puns: Lambs and naval … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Six: Gravity

Getting ready for the fall? Trying to get more pull at work? You should come up with a comedy skit, or bits of humor. Don’t force it, you’ll find a way to succeed. Six Puns: The puns were on time today! … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Three: Barrels

The chef took the whisk he used to beat eggs and didn’t whine as he made a roll. Even though he wanted to go fishin’, a sense of duty came upon him to adequately supply his store. Six Puns: Barrel puns are … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Four: Tissues, Part 1

Everyone knows that taking intellectual blows in the academic world is something incredible, especially if you’re a top-tier professor. In some cases, you’d be better off learning how to box, though it’s a far cry from collegiate prestige. Six Puns: Although the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty One: Speed Skating

If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Four: Steam

“Here’s a clue you missed,” said the detective. “You were having such a gas at the party that you forgot about the boils on the guy’s or girl’s face as they left. That’s how you will find the person who bet … Continue reading

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Six Puns DAy Five Hundred Ninety Four: Locks

There’s a key to making a good wafer, and it should not be something you dread.  It should be easy to pin down with a simple combination of techniques and soon it’ll be as easy as making Pad Thai.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty Six: Evergreen Trees

Going to the Four Seasons concert? Pine for the days of better music? Need all the help you can get? You’d better spruce up your place, grab your best fur coat–on your way to the concert, you don’t want to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty: Radioactivity

Gone fishin’? You better bait a hook on this lake I’ve been keeping an eye on. It’s safe, too: it is near a horse stable and a place that serves fusion cuisine, so there’s no real element of danger.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Nine: Blankets

You could double your enjoyment if you stay in the crib, but to really feel like a king, go to the stadium in Queens and watch the Minnesota Twins play.

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