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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Eight: Ranches

Hey! If you own a live stock, I hope you don’t ache or complain about how much money it will land you. It is not a black and white business, there are many grays involved. Six Puns: Lambs and naval … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Six: Gravity

Getting ready for the fall? Trying to get more pull at work? You should come up with a comedy skit, or bits of humor. Don’t force it, you’ll find a way to succeed. Six Puns: The puns were on time today! … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Three: Barrels

The chef took the whisk he used to beat eggs and didn’t whine as he made a roll. Even though he wanted to go fishin’, a sense of duty came upon him to adequately supply his store. Six Puns: Barrel puns are … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Four: Tissues, Part 1

Everyone knows that taking intellectual blows in the academic world is something incredible, especially if you’re a top-tier professor. In some cases, you’d be better off learning how to box, though it’s a far cry from collegiate prestige. Six Puns: Although the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty One: Speed Skating

If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Four: Steam

“Here’s a clue you missed,” said the detective. “You were having such a gas at the party that you forgot about the boils on the guy’s or girl’s face as they left. That’s how you will find the person who bet … Continue reading

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Six Puns DAy Five Hundred Ninety Four: Locks

There’s a key to making a good wafer, and it should not be something you dread.  It should be easy to pin down with a simple combination of techniques and soon it’ll be as easy as making Pad Thai.

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