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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty: Laptops

“Here’s the key to this company: it loves to screen its employees, so make sure you don’t fold,” said the hiring manager. “In a clamshell, make sure you have your pitch down flat. If you have any questions don’t be … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety One: Maps

“What are you saying?” asked the producer to the film reviewer. “Even though that movie you saw needed some better direction, this is a key thing to understand: in cinema, not every joke will land. My lead role is stunning, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Seventy Five: Cartography

After her previous relationships went south, Jacqueline consulted a fortune teller. “You have the key to map out the right future for yourself, you don’t need my directions.” the teller explained. “Well, that’s good to know,” Jackie said, “I’ll just relax and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Forty Five: Pianos

Just keep in tune with yourself! Here’s the key to success: don’t view the world in black and white. This sharp piece of advice should strike a chord with people all over the world, but strangely its an area where most … Continue reading

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