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Tag Archives: laugh
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Seven: Library Classification
“Do we have a universal way to cut her tall hedges?” asked one of the yard workers. “Oh, I wouldn’t subject you guys to cutting those by hand. We have the machine, it’s bliss.” responded the boss. “Wow, I didn’t … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Six: Investment Options
“I hope you will take stock in our collective futures, our interests are what bond us together,” said one of the college students. “That’s a fair assessment of the situation,” replied the Professor. “I guess the feeling is mutual.”
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Three: Construction
“You shouldn’t base what you think about our news foundation solely by a column written by our anchor,” said the publicist, “Our reporting will have you beam with pride and it will gain your full support.”
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety One: Arches
“Don’t scream until you’re hoarse, shoo away your hecklers by using stilted dialogue in your keystone speech,” said Mary, the campaign advisor. “You will gain support that will span all over the board and put you ahead of the curve.”
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety: Pop Music Genres, Part 2
“That punk will fish for sole and blues using all types of electronic equipment,” said the fisherman. “That type of stuff should be illegal, especially in this country. It’s like he has no other alternative.”
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eighty Seven: Beer
If one hops to the occasion, he or she can make the next competitor pale and seem mild in comparison, even in the most bitter of competitions. So don’t shy away: a little confidence will cure what ails you.
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eighty Five: Forks
“Sal adds a certain dynamic to the desert isle, so many people don’t relish the thought of him leaving,” said Brenda. “But this two-pronged attack has left him in quite a pickle: he can’t seem to handle it.”
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eighty One: Cicadas
Tim bawls over losing things like his bike, but I think there’s nothing to brood over. Such is the nature of life–cycles come and go. Personally I think he should focus on his underground music career, especially in his borough, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Seventy Six: Hammers
“Jack, the head of the basketball team, just shot a brick, but next time around he’s going to handle it and nail one in,” said the sports announcer. “No reason to get bored.”
