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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Ninety Three: Real Estate

Posted on March 9, 2013 by

How’s that experiment coming along? Recent developments in science have proven that chemical properties in certain foods can affect how athletes perform, how baseball players reach home, and how boxers land punches. So when it comes to nutrition, there’s no … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Thirty: Tuna

Posted on January 5, 2013 by

“Al, back core units of that hard drive up with some new technology, there’s a slender chance that the bullet damage to the system wasn’t as bad as we thought,” Captain Jack explained, “but don’t touch the monitor, that’s a job … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Sixty Two: Cacti

Posted on October 29, 2012 by

You’ve got to have a spine to make sharp remarks. To get out of prickly situations, erase all airy holes in your argument and make sure they all get the point. Then feast on some watermelons–they’re bound to be succulent.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Twelve: British Columbia

Posted on September 9, 2012 by

Since my mini’s paint cracks in the sun, I really need a Vancouver. That way, there’ll be splendor without diminishment of its appearance, and I’ll be able to see its auburn roof and its maple ridge.  I’d love to drive … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Eighty Eight: Colorado

Posted on August 16, 2012 by

I sent ten of ya’ll over to the rockiest shoreline ever, and not one of you could find so much as a boulder. Then feathers became your interest, and then fur. I don’t know what caused such a continental divide in our … Continue reading →

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