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Gone fishin’? You better bait a hook on this lake I’ve been keeping an eye on. It’s safe, too: it is near a horse stable and a place that serves fusion cuisine, so there’s no real element of danger.
Set sail for adventure! Who knows what’s in store for the future? Maybe you’ll do something bizarre, like tag along an Amazon fishing expedition, or save a baby from a burning building! Or even go to Brooklyn, where you can … Continue reading
Clean-cut? Got a bubbly personality? If not, don’t scour or lie, others will foam an opinion of you (so turn the tide in your favor!).
Don’t be a flake, you have to milk every opportunity for what it is worth. I don’t care if you have to make checks or crunch numbers, you’ll find plenty of tricks to get by–well, according to my mom and … Continue reading
“You’d better change your locks: the fact that you haven’t caught this whale will sour your reputation,” said the harbourmaster, “and you will see your popularity dip because of this.” “I’m not here to win popularity contests,” said the Captain, … Continue reading
It might be clear that to put a cap on your neck, you need to whine to others until they help you. Then you can tell them about your sister’s new record label, and that no one can stop her.
You might see a column that claims to analyze current events but instead tries to sell you something fishy. I’d say that’s kind of shallow.
Getting to the top is something you were bred to do, so grab a flower if you’re a farmer, a batter if you’re a baseball coach, and plenty of that paper: essentially, don’t let anything foil your plans.
“Here’s the key to this company: it loves to screen its employees, so make sure you don’t fold,” said the hiring manager. “In a clamshell, make sure you have your pitch down flat. If you have any questions don’t be … Continue reading
There’s a bit about a mouse who wanted a bite to eat. He went to get honey in a hive of bees in a far away port, and he traveled by cargo ship (so it wasn’t hard drive).