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Tag Archives: laughter
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Nine: Gardening
What are you doing? Although you’re a nuclear technician, you’re not supposed to be hanging at the plant — unless you really dig it. Today everyone’s gone on a trip to the bakery, to get all the dirt on how … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Eight: Pandas
This is something I can’t bear: people thinking in terms of black and white and write pithy reviews of concerts they see in Brooklyn. I think that if something they see doesn’t keep them in captivity, they should be a … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Three: Tunnels
You may have been feeling under the weather lately, but you can ground your worries– today’s going to be a day that you will surely dig. So turn off the tube, skim through a passage or two of that novel … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Three: Grammar
The mood in the courtroom was tense. “This judicial structure won’t last if you give them an unfair sentence,” exclaimed the lawyer, “You can’t subject my clients to something like that–even in this case!” The room stood silent as the … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty One: Glaciers
“You should know your interrogation stuff cold if you want to put someone on ice,” said Detective Dan. “Like when my bank froze my account without reason. It turns out that there was a surge of activity from someone ordering … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Seven: Mass Transit
You might have to train that coach not to rail against the other team–even if it doesn’t seem like a fair game. They’re bringing out their token amateur player now (he used to be a busboy), so it should be all … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Six: Cake
If you want a sliver of peace in the city, you might want to rent a suite. Spots are filling up fast in this building, but you can get a decent place if you’re not a sponge. And, there’s plenty … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Four: Sidewalks
You can certainly pave your way to a better future even if you’ve just rowed sideways towards a waterfall. Never curb your enthusiasm, and always chalk up your mistakes to living your life for the first time. Forgive yourself as … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Three: Crows
There’s no cause for alarm, even if you only get a peck of rice at a black-tie dinner. You might have to wing it, though, if the chef‘s care only seems to be about the dessert. Well, maybe they’ll have … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty Two: Algebra
To all the ex-smokers out there, you should know why you quit: maybe division in your family was part of the equation. At any rate, it’s great that you stopped: that constant habit could have caused a complex number of … Continue reading
