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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty: Radioactivity

Gone fishin’? You better bait a hook on this lake I’ve been keeping an eye on. It’s safe, too: it is near a horse stable and a place that serves fusion cuisine, so there’s no real element of danger.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Sixty: Shopping

Set sail for adventure! Who knows what’s in store for the future? Maybe you’ll do something bizarre, like tag along an Amazon fishing expedition, or save a baby from a burning building! Or even go to Brooklyn, where you can … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Two: Soap

Clean-cut? Got a bubbly personality? If not, don’t scour or lie, others will foam an opinion of you (so turn the tide in your favor!).

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Eight: Breakfast Cereal

Don’t be a flake, you have to milk every opportunity for what it is worth. I don’t care if you have to make checks or crunch numbers, you’ll find plenty of tricks to get by–well, according to my mom and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Six: Cream Cheese

“You’d better change your locks: the fact that you haven’t caught this whale will sour your reputation,” said the harbourmaster, “and you will see your popularity dip because of this.” “I’m not here to win popularity contests,” said the Captain, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Five: Bottles

It might be clear that to put a cap on your neck, you need to whine to others until they help you. Then you can tell them about your sister’s new record label, and that no one can stop her.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Three: Plankton

You might see a column that claims to analyze current events but instead tries to sell you something fishy. I’d say that’s kind of shallow.

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