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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Six: Fire Hydrants

“Mr. and Mrs. Watt are supposed to join us for dinner, so make sure they’re pumped up about this restaurant.” said Mr. Smith. “It’s a farming-type place, so all the shovels and hoes on the walls should whet their appetite … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Three: Cribs

If you own stock, you don’t want to be caught with a side of pork if you invest in beef. Sure, that’s just a blanket statement, so but it’s great advice for the upwardly mobile. Six Puns: It’s a big harbor … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Two: Polka

“If we follow Walt’s peace accord, eons of time will pass before there will be any disturbance at a theater or play,” said the diplomat, “I think many folk will be happy with that, being able to get out of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety One: Protests

“If you can figure out the radical of this equation, you can calculate the resistance,” said the physics teacher. “You should have this figured out by March, at the latest, I mean if you want to make physics your occupation. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety: Fitness

If you thing that making money off of something you like is a stretch, just jog your memory: plenty of people have set the tone doing things they love. There’s one condition: if you don’t like your hair color, dye … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Eight: Eclairs

If you have the dough you can afford a suite for quite a long time,  and I sing praises of anyone who can do that, and say “shoo” to anyone who can’t. Six Puns: Puns for everyone, including familiar uncles … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Six: Mugs

Think you can handle your flour-grinding job down to a tee? I’ve got a new stone where this other guy could pore over his work until he lost the cough he had when he got in this morning. Six Puns: Taking … Continue reading

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