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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty Five: Snails

The army lowered their guard and fired several rounds of shells at the giant cat, and it couldn’t mew ’cause it was injured. They could see that they could only land a few hits; so they needed more shooting baggage, (or … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty: Walls

Great. Someone threw a brick at the height of the basketball game the other day and it that borders on something everyone could see. Ok, it didn’t really happen, it’s just a bit of dry humor.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Three: Plankton

You might see a column that claims to analyze current events but instead tries to sell you something fishy. I’d say that’s kind of shallow.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Two: Coral

“I see fans are often blue when I don’t bring touchdowns to the table,” said the budding football player. “Unless I’m the pillar of the team it really takes a toll on them.” (A coral is a type of animal. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty Seven: Ospreys

“Although you might not be able to see Mr. Fisher, he will be out to hawk his metal wares tomorrow,” said the carnival leader. “That’s according to this clause in his contract. He was unprepared for a sales competition in … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty Three: Lampreys

“If you don’t pull this latch, this system will need more bytes–you will see its performance slow down,” said Nancy, the technician. “That seems to make sense,” said her co-worker,  “This bloody thing sucks–but thanks. I was thinking: in order … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Fifty Seven: The Crab

“All right, I want you all to approach our guests in a classic pincer move,” said the head waiter. “It will come out of the blue, they won’t be able to see it coming.” “What if we run out of shells?” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Forty Nine: Salt

Don’t rock the table if you see anything unrefined or in bad taste. It simply isn’t kosher.

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Thirty Seven: Sea Monsters

If you want to be a champ, and don’t want to set us back, you better be one at chess, see.  It’s not golf, so you don’t need a caddy. They key to winning is sharpness, quickness, and fitness (but … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Thirty Two: Carp

Though victories are common for you, it is important not to get a big head if you get the gold and not the silver, for you’ll want to look in the mirror and see someone who isn’t so coy.

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