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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twenty: Otters

Posted on April 5, 2013 by

Your head may be swimming with all the information you’ve learned about nuclear fission, but if you can see that you can slide into the material, you’ll make quite a splash. So go ahead, take a dive!

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Thirty Eight: Turtles

Posted on January 13, 2013 by

All of that toe-tapping and finger snapping will make the audience see that you’ve finally gotten out of your shell. Although that won’t help you here, you’re expected to box with your opponent until he is painted with bruises and … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Seventy Five: Cartography

Posted on November 11, 2012 by

After her previous relationships went south, Jacqueline consulted a fortune teller. “You have the key to map out the right future for yourself, you don’t need my directions.” the teller explained. “Well, that’s good to know,” Jackie said, “I’ll just relax and … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Fifty Two: Maine

Posted on July 11, 2012 by

I just want to state that for the next few days, (maybe through August–a month I personally enjoy) you’ll see a lot of travel going on here. So sit back, eat some chocolate mousse, grab a fishing pole and spring into relaxation mode–it’s … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Three: The Ocean

Posted on May 23, 2012 by

The tide is turning in your favor, but don’t be gullible. Wave to the people, make your progress official. You’ll make a net profit, see what I mean?

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