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If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading
Kids and adults have a lazy handle on things: some say they like to skip school (or work) and play on a slide. They also love to draw and eat Chinese takeout. Six Puns: A woolly operation of lamb’s cousins … Continue reading
What do baby chickens get when they tell puns? Cheep laughs. What happens to young saplings when they hear puns? They turn fully grown. What kind of drama does a dictionary write? A play on words. When anglers tell puns they have … Continue reading
There’s a key to making a good wafer, and it should not be something you dread. It should be easy to pin down with a simple combination of techniques and soon it’ll be as easy as making Pad Thai.
“If you’re dogged and persistent, you’ll find out how all those plants are surviving out back, and that’s fer sure,” said the head gardener, “and also, how that tree bark grows steady without a pause.”
Going to the Four Seasons concert? Pine for the days of better music? Need all the help you can get? You’d better spruce up your place, grab your best fur coat–on your way to the concert, you don’t want to … Continue reading
Gone fishin’? You better bait a hook on this lake I’ve been keeping an eye on. It’s safe, too: it is near a horse stable and a place that serves fusion cuisine, so there’s no real element of danger.
You could double your enjoyment if you stay in the crib, but to really feel like a king, go to the stadium in Queens and watch the Minnesota Twins play.
There was so much pressure on Dante to clone Al the starfish, but he could barely see a leg grow. So he decided to wait for more results or risk seeing something as phony as a Dodge Geo. Although the … Continue reading