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Getting ready for the fall? Trying to get more pull at work? You should come up with a comedy skit, or bits of humor. Don’t force it, you’ll find a way to succeed. Six Puns: The puns were on time today! … Continue reading
The chef took the whisk he used to beat eggs and didn’t whine as he made a roll. Even though he wanted to go fishin’, a sense of duty came upon him to adequately supply his store. Six Puns: Barrel puns are … Continue reading
You’d be floored by the amount of fiber in that dessert, that pie’ll keep you hooked like magic. Six Puns: Carpet puns? We’ve got it covered.
If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading
Kids and adults have a lazy handle on things: some say they like to skip school (or work) and play on a slide. They also love to draw and eat Chinese takeout. Six Puns: A woolly operation of lamb’s cousins … Continue reading
“There’s a split in the sales department that is based on what the associates can sell,” said the manager to the boss. “It is a toss up between a tie, knee pads, and some fishin‘ equipment, and it couldn’t get any … Continue reading
What do baby chickens get when they tell puns? Cheep laughs. What happens to young saplings when they hear puns? They turn fully grown. What kind of drama does a dictionary write? A play on words. When anglers tell puns they have … Continue reading
There’s a key to making a good wafer, and it should not be something you dread. It should be easy to pin down with a simple combination of techniques and soon it’ll be as easy as making Pad Thai.
“If you’re dogged and persistent, you’ll find out how all those plants are surviving out back, and that’s fer sure,” said the head gardener, “and also, how that tree bark grows steady without a pause.”
Going to the Four Seasons concert? Pine for the days of better music? Need all the help you can get? You’d better spruce up your place, grab your best fur coat–on your way to the concert, you don’t want to … Continue reading