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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Eight: Ranches

Hey! If you own a live stock, I hope you don’t ache or complain about how much money it will land you. It is not a black and white business, there are many grays involved. Six Puns: Lambs and naval … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Seven: Gingerbread

The head chef found hiring to be a snap: the cook he found was also a trained technician familiar with LAN and MAN networks. This would help in the suite of kitchens across the city, and therefore the chef would not see … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Five: Lasers

“If you’d like some light refreshments, Ray, you’ll beam over our new salad bar,” said the host, “get your girlfriend and point her in the right direction, I think you guys will love it.” Six Puns: A new memoir coming this … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Four: Chewing Gum

Tired of pop music? Are you a rapper? Have some money to blow while getting ready to stick to some more savings options?  You should invest in rubber tree forests and goose feathers…that’s pure chicle-down economics! Six Puns: Give him a subject and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Six: Gravity

Getting ready for the fall? Trying to get more pull at work? You should come up with a comedy skit, or bits of humor. Don’t force it, you’ll find a way to succeed. Six Puns: The puns were on time today! … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Three: Barrels

The chef took the whisk he used to beat eggs and didn’t whine as he made a roll. Even though he wanted to go fishin’, a sense of duty came upon him to adequately supply his store. Six Puns: Barrel puns are … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Two: Carpet

You’d be floored by the amount of fiber in that dessert, that pie’ll keep you hooked like magic. Six Puns: Carpet puns? We’ve got it covered.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty One: Speed Skating

If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty: Curling

Kids and adults have a lazy handle on things: some say they like to skip school (or work) and play on a slide. They also love to draw and eat Chinese takeout. Six Puns: A woolly operation of lamb’s cousins … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eight: Paramecium

“There’s a split in the sales department that is based on what the associates can sell,” said the manager to the boss. “It is a toss up between a tie, knee pads, and some fishin‘ equipment, and it couldn’t get any … Continue reading

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