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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Two: Lawns

If you want to make some green, perfect your pitch and field any questions an interviewer might ask. You’ll be a cut above the rest, and have some mo’ money. Six Puns: Losing weight and looking trim.

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Six Puns Day Seven Sixty Eight: Mulberries

Bush was okay as president (even though he wouldn’t leave)–for someone who supported nuclear plants–but couldn’t hold a candle to Roosevelt and the bear he hunted, or at least that’s what I’ve read. Six Puns: Less “them”, more “us”.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Seven: Shortbread

The captain regarded the cook he assigned to the ship to be quite competent. There was a flower on every table in the dining suite, and plenty of tray foil for the dishes served. This was good as they wouldn’t last … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Eight: Ranches

Hey! If you own a live stock, I hope you don’t ache or complain about how much money it will land you. It is not a black and white business, there are many grays involved. Six Puns: Lambs and naval … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Seven: Gingerbread

The head chef found hiring to be a snap: the cook he found was also a trained technician familiar with LAN and MAN networks. This would help in the suite of kitchens across the city, and therefore the chef would not see … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Five: Lasers

“If you’d like some light refreshments, Ray, you’ll beam over our new salad bar,” said the host, “get your girlfriend and point her in the right direction, I think you guys will love it.” Six Puns: A new memoir coming this … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Four: Chewing Gum

Tired of pop music? Are you a rapper? Have some money to blow while getting ready to stick to some more savings options?  You should invest in rubber tree forests and goose feathers…that’s pure chicle-down economics! Six Puns: Give him a subject and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Six: Gravity

Getting ready for the fall? Trying to get more pull at work? You should come up with a comedy skit, or bits of humor. Don’t force it, you’ll find a way to succeed. Six Puns: The puns were on time today! … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Three: Barrels

The chef took the whisk he used to beat eggs and didn’t whine as he made a roll. Even though he wanted to go fishin’, a sense of duty came upon him to adequately supply his store. Six Puns: Barrel puns are … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Two: Carpet

You’d be floored by the amount of fiber in that dessert, that pie’ll keep you hooked like magic. Six Puns: Carpet puns? We’ve got it covered.

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