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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Six: Codex

“Don’t hide, be sure to page me when you book my next flight to Norway,” said the boss, “I want you to cover everything we discussed, because some folks are bound to ask about why our company ran out of lutefisk.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Five: Badgers

“We need an advertisement to sell fir trees, one that has enough bite the consumers will be able to dig it.” said the client. “Well, according to this clause in our contract,” said the executive, “you are allowed to see … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Two: Railroads

Stay on track, there’s more than a tie at stake at work. You could see a spike in sales and finally make enough money to move get out of this joint. Six Puns: Puns for hire…is anyone willing to train?

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty: Tobacco

“You have to fire someone in the weather department,” said Ms. Burns, the assistant manager, “otherwise, Nick, a teen could take your job.” “All right, maybe they’ve been acting wild lately,” said Nick, “let’s send them out in the field and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Two: Lawns

If you want to make some green, perfect your pitch and field any questions an interviewer might ask. You’ll be a cut above the rest, and have some mo’ money. Six Puns: Losing weight and looking trim.

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Six Puns Day Seven Sixty Eight: Mulberries

Bush was okay as president (even though he wouldn’t leave)–for someone who supported nuclear plants–but couldn’t hold a candle to Roosevelt and the bear he hunted, or at least that’s what I’ve read. Six Puns: Less “them”, more “us”.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Seven: Shortbread

The captain regarded the cook he assigned to the ship to be quite competent. There was a flower on every table in the dining suite, and plenty of tray foil for the dishes served. This was good as they wouldn’t last … Continue reading

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