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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Four: DNA

Jean is someone who can sell any idea, if not, he licks his wounds and returns to his base. It is a univeral code that he lives by, so it doesn’t need a translation.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Seven: Bagels

“My pop, he was bred to take on whole challenges,” said the farm boy. “Even if he had a pimple or a boil, he would rise to the occaision to make some dough.”

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Four: Cones

I scream for the point of getting more traffic for this site: because after all, I sell as about as many puns as the next person. Ah, well…even though I pine for more profits, I certainly won’t waffle.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty: Teddy Bears

Don’t toy around, eat a meal that is filling and you’ll be able to bear any hard times. As you might be stuffed, go see a play and then take a stroll through the forest: see the world’s largest fir.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Nineteen: Zippers

Maybe your plans didn’t fly yesterday, and you felt invisible–but that doesn’t matter, as you have enough pull to make some money off of pillows made of down. Then your evening can be open-ended: you can relax, have a beer, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighteen: Belts

What a waste. Surely you won’t buckle under the pressure–if you take the whole thing into consideration, and kick it up a notch. Maybe you’ll find a loop hole out of this situation and win–or at least tie the game.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifteen: Parachutes

In the film’s latest release, a young sorcerer takes a leap of faith and learns how to harness the power of the elements to his advantage. Reviewers say this movie has enough pull to lift your spirits–so it won’t be … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirteen: Traffic Lights

I’ve read that there’s no need to stop or exercise caution, so go ahead, don’t be yellow,  and get the green!

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twelve: Helicopters

Here’s a spin on things that will lift your spirits and propel you to greatness: whether you wrote or directed a new movie, or just made a cheap takeoff of another one, add a bit of confidence to it and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eleven: Runways

The active musician was working on a track on her latest album, which would pave the way for inspiration in a music scene that was rather plain. It wasn’t a take off of any other artists, and I think it … Continue reading

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