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“Traffic trouble? You don’t have to yak or utter a word at all, this car comes with a horn,” said the fast-talking used car salesman, “you’ll never have to hoof it ever again, so what’s your beef? I really think … Continue reading
Ever since I took a leap into writing this pun website, I’ve been in a daze. It’s not that I’m weak or anything (although some of my jokes or bits may have been–and for that I apologize) but it’s you, … Continue reading
“Our chances of survival may seem grizzly, and a flag and a pole are all we have left, but we mustn’t worry,” said Pa. “I’m going to make sure that no one buries anyone else. Until we meet our destiny, … Continue reading
Going to the pool this summer? Don’t drift around, grab your best jeans and as much change as you can and head straight down where they sell swimsuits. Don’t worry about anyone else. Get apparel that’s just right for you–make … Continue reading
I hope you don’t meet any angry uncles and cross aunts who missed the van to the pond. Some wanted to go see the moose there, others wanted to guess how to attract water fowl (they’d give it their best duck … Continue reading
“Staying close to the base won’t fly, you’re going to have to run way over to enemy lines,”said the officer to Raimunda, “General Gates is suffering from terminal illness, but he’s going to ramp up defenses there. Just wait until … Continue reading
“If you see a great white, Spot, make sure you bark,” Abel said to his dog. “You won’t see a dragon storm through these waters, but sharks are pretty common here. And hopefully we won’t run out of gas, giant … Continue reading
The Duchess was closest to the son of the King, but relations between her and his father were rocky. And although the date for the wedding was set, the King didn’t want to plan it. Until she gave the king … Continue reading
Spending a few tender moments with your family? If there’s nothing to do, don’t flip out. Just tell them a few tales about how your cousin heads a cell phone store–I mean, a smartphone store (you gotta keep current, see).