I see a rock band cannot be at the tail end of things: they have to dust the competition and even survive a break up. It’s the only way they’ll have any lasting impact (well, hopefully not).
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“Wait,” said the head train robber, “Which one of you is from that temp agency?” “I am, sir,” responded Jack. “you talked to me at length about what I’m supposed to do.” “That’s right,” replied the commander of the unit, “you’re only supposed to raid the kitchen car of oregano and thyme. After that, you’ll see Jane at the station in the getaway car. Go out there and meet her.”
The king had quite a reign, though many would hail the royal family as having a future that no one could cloud. They didn’t like guests to storm through the castle, but that said, they let many subjects drop in and never missed a beat.
“Maybe you can field the question as to why you’re not focused?” said the teacher. “We’ve taken a scope of literature that mirrors what’s on television,” said the student, “I don’t like making adjustments just because the other students are uninterested in the classics.” “Well, maybe I can give you a book with a little more depth.” the teacher responded.
Set sail for adventure! Who knows what’s in store for the future? Maybe you’ll do something bizarre, like tag along an Amazon fishing expedition, or save a baby from a burning building! Or even go to Brooklyn, where you can hear the locals say “dat matters” and “dis counts”.
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They would cry foul in the last leg of this roast if it weren’t for Tom, the host, who would waddle off of the stage every time a bad joke was told. Stuffing the program with all of these guest stars will do that, though.
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