Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Nine: Salted Foods

If you ever find yourself pickled, here’s a cure: you can take a day with your friends to visit the wildlife preserve and watch a lion bake on an outcropping. Or, just find a better place to meet.

Six Puns: I don’t pick fights with other blogs, so they wouldn’t dare try assault.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Eight: Dried Foods

Use your noodle and save the date for the barn you’re raisin’, you’re going to have to get out of the maze soon. Because a barn certainly has a pull to it.

Six Puns: Some dry humor, of course.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Seven: Caffeine

“You might find some bitter people where off-duty police officers hang out,” said the police chief, “but the mood is better than the funeral where Cole, uh, Hank is, and certainly better than a wake.”

Six Puns: If you’re feeling coughy, we have medicine down to a tee.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Six: Ammonia

The compound was shutting down, so the inmates couldn’t make a clean getaway. Sure, they had a solid idea of where to go, but even if they concentrated, they couldn’t get back to their base.

Six Puns: Ammonia puns? Of course, you’ll have a gas!

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Five: Nets

If you make your nuclear car go (via fission) from the grocery store back home, you might let a whole pat of butter fly. But, I think it’s something you’ll pull through.

Six Puns: Low fat, and plenty of fiber.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Four: Scissors

“If you were aware of the sheer value of education, I wouldn’t cut class if were you,” said the trim guidance counselor, “in fact, if you stay sharp it’ll be something you can handle.”

Six Puns: Plenty of bunnies, and one hare.

 

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Six Pun Day Eight Hundred Eighty Three: Parades

“In March, I found a distinct band in this tree trunk that goes against any formation I’ve seen in years,” said the botanist, “with this, the possibility of where a fly passed, or of some aberrant weather surely balloons.”

Six Puns: When metaphors and similes won’t float.

 

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