Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Nine: Lungs

There’s an heir eating a pearat a restaurant and just enjoying the atmosphere. He doesn’t like seafood, (he’s not quite a fisher) but he does enjoy chicken (and ducks).

Six Puns: Puns in the rain, puns in the snow, puns in sleet, puns in hail…

 

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Eight: Crates

Just in case you’re a square, there is a jazz concert I would like to tell you about: it features a band with a bassist who used to box, so there’s plenty of edge to the music.

Six Puns: Crate Puns? We gotta milk them for all they’re worth!

 

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Seven: Gills

No one knows where a lamb’ll lay, but the chance of finding an answer isn’t completely down the tubes. An heir to the throne could tell you that you can see sheep sleep in many pastures…it’s a fun thing to watch so you don’t need a tissue.

Six Puns: We haven’t made gill puns in a lung, lung time.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Six: Ladders

“Here,” said the counselor, “take the steps you need to get your problems fixed, and never fold. You’ll be in a different frame of mind and, by extension, in a new situation.”

Six Puns: High mountain weather? No, climate.

 

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Five: Craters

“I don’t know what impact a meatier sandwich will have on the populace,” said Jen, the scientist, to Maria, “but people should be able to finish the whole thing down without quarts of milk.”

Six Puns: Pretty deep.

 

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Four: Gears

“It’s your turn to face the problems you have with your teeth at the spur of the moment,” said the general,  “or else face some backlash.”

Six Puns: All gear puns have been verified by an elite inner circle.

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Three: Grades

A bee can fly over a sea, but not wearing a XL lent shirt, a plus if you consider how Fay’ll react.

Six Puns: Hey, New York! (Gee, PA!)

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