Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Eight: Luggage

“Once you get out of the car, pet the pachyderm on the trunk.” said Jessica, the zookeeper. “Just in case, bring some peanuts to handle them, in case they try to kick you in the chest.”

Six Puns: When it comes to puns, I keep calm and carry on…

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Seven: Graters

“There’s something fine about this crime that the criminal can get away without a shred of evidence,” said the detective. “I mean he used to box, but of course that doesn’t explain the greater lack of fingerprints.”

Six Puns: Grater puns? It may have been said before, but how cheesy…

 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Six: Footnotes

“The page was caught near the obelisk, but this isn’t quite a textbook case,” said the detective, “I think we should lay out other options: specifically where those pictures came from: we should ask the lord where he bought ‘em.”*

*Six Puns: They haven’t made “Footnotes: The Movie” yet (but I’ve seen a super script!).

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Five: Nutmeg

Spies, see, spies, are known to carry mace, and take advantage of any opportunity a fray grants,” said the speaker, “in the same vein, they are known to buy time, but that’s just an expression.”

Six Puns: Why thank my readers for reviewing these nutmeg puns? To curry favor with them, of course.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Four: Kilts

“You can hem and haw about the vegetables, or you can belt out your love for the skirt steak,” said the food reviewer, “either way you will be able to form all opinions based on the sweet dessert tart, an integral part of the meal.”

Six Puns: Come on, you’re telling me you’ve seen kilt puns before? Well, if you haven’t, now you are sett.

 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Three: Popsicles

“Hey maybe you’ll enjoy this suite, and you can practice a few licks of your guitar music,” said the hotel owner, “at any rate, if you stick to it, you should have your song down cold.   That definitely frees you of any responsibility.”

Six Puns: If you leave your mother’s music class sick, Al, you should have listened to pop.

 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Two: Rocking Chairs

There were several rockers in many bands, but would you believe that some of them have an interest in swing music? Some of them have indeed won fourth place in jazz competitions.

Six Puns: No fat? Just lean.

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