Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety One: Fish Fins

The hallway forked, but the doors all were open. The kids looked back, but Ray was no where to be found, it was starting to become quite a tale.

Six Puns: All up to scale.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety: Preservatives

How does a king hire? He looks for the knight rates. Then he can see if he hops or even better, keeps his cool. It certainly will determine if the knight can knight right.

Six Puns: All-natural metal, no wrought.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Nine: Salted Foods

If you ever find yourself pickled, here’s a cure: you can take a day with your friends to visit the wildlife preserve and watch a lion bake on an outcropping. Or, just find a better place to meet.

Six Puns: I don’t pick fights with other blogs, so they wouldn’t dare try assault.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Eight: Dried Foods

Use your noodle and save the date for the barn you’re raisin’, you’re going to have to get out of the maze soon. Because a barn certainly has a pull to it.

Six Puns: Some dry humor, of course.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Seven: Caffeine

“You might find some bitter people where off-duty police officers hang out,” said the police chief, “but the mood is better than the funeral where Cole, uh, Hank is, and certainly better than a wake.”

Six Puns: If you’re feeling coughy, we have medicine down to a tee.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Six: Ammonia

The compound was shutting down, so the inmates couldn’t make a clean getaway. Sure, they had a solid idea of where to go, but even if they concentrated, they couldn’t get back to their base.

Six Puns: Ammonia puns? Of course, you’ll have a gas!

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Five: Nets

If you make your nuclear car go (via fission) from the grocery store back home, you might let a whole pat of butter fly. But, I think it’s something you’ll pull through.

Six Puns: Low fat, and plenty of fiber.

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