Although many people had heard about the delivery of this knowledgeable comedienne, little read about how she could train others in installing drivers. It is for this fact that she had significant pull in her field.
Six Puns: Wagon puns? We’ve got it covered.
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Tagged wagon puns
“I’ve looked on the web for hair products, and I’m in quite a bind,” said the beautician, “I might have to give my next client the boot, but then again, there is some shampoo that is at a steal of a price.”
Six Puns: Don’t bucket, don’t tub, and don’t sink.
The flower pedals grew strong in the sun at a quarter to three, without signs of a break. The cattle had moved in, with the steer and the cows looking as if they would not tire.
Six Puns: Tricycle puns? They only spoke well of them!
“This butterfly rings a bell,” said the poet. “I’d better find a way to peace, or else I’ll have a fit.”
Six Puns: Q: Why do the tortoise and the hare love to wear long sleeves? A: They’re a great place to put an Aesop!
Posted in Clothes
Tagged sleeve puns
“The runners have to zip through final leg of the race, but on the first few meters, this team usually slacks,” said the coach in an off-the-cuff remark.
Six Puns: No time to walk (gotta fly!)
“The poet isn’t here, but don’t sweat her…in fact, you’d better call her, she has these literary situations down to a tee.” said the host. “She’s definitely far from having a button-down job.”
Six Puns: Where puns are planned (and never off-the-cuff).
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Tagged shirt puns
“Don’t be a drip,” said the cowboy, “Get on any opportunity you may have missed and toot your own horn. Don’t be thick, this should make up for any dents in your ego.”
Six Puns: Now on cloud technology!
Posted in Nature
Tagged fog puns