Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Five: Nets

If you make your nuclear car go (via fission) from the grocery store back home, you might let a whole pat of butter fly. But, I think it’s something you’ll pull through.

Six Puns: Low fat, and plenty of fiber.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Four: Scissors

“If you were aware of the sheer value of education, I wouldn’t cut class if were you,” said the trim guidance counselor, “in fact, if you stay sharp it’ll be something you can handle.”

Six Puns: Plenty of bunnies, and one hare.

 

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Six Pun Day Eight Hundred Eighty Three: Parades

“In March, I found a distinct band in this tree trunk that goes against any formation I’ve seen in years,” said the botanist, “with this, the possibility of where a fly passed, or of some aberrant weather surely balloons.”

Six Puns: When metaphors and similes won’t float.

 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Two: Canopies

If you can top your old records, this still leaves you with plenty of work and little time for rest. Sure, you could branch out to other areas, but the work might or may not be as light.

Six Puns: A box of pasta, a jar of sauce, and, of course, a can of peas.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty One: Triathlons

The water cycle is something that cannot be run by outside forces, if anyone says it can, you might want to distance yourself from them, or tell them to “shoo”, of course.

Six Puns: Compliment my readers? A stroke of genius!

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty: Circles

There are several degrees to the argument about the ark, but any argument that could shape your opinion. Once you get a round of debates in, it’s easier to hear something that will strike a chord.

Six Puns: …and that ends today’s segment.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy Nine: Chicle

It might be hard to choose a career, but just remember if you stick to what you like, you’ll be able to tap into something greater than yourself. Well, maybe not, but at the very least you won’t be flapping your gums, and you won’t feel brain drain. 

Six Puns: Writing chicle puns is a sneeze, I mean a breeze–a, a, a–chooo!

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