Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Seven: Janitors

“They won the series in a clean sweep. They definitely seemed to sink the other team’s hopes, and polished them off fairly easily,” said the coach. “They can win the pennant if they use bats made out of spruce.”

Six Puns: Your day is waaay too lazy. Toil it!

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Six: Skeletons

So, you want to rib some people this Halloween? Don’t worry about how to frame it, just to to your favorite joint and state your case. Sincerely, Six Puns (XO).

Six Puns: Offal puns, no? Better luck to marrow.

 

 

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Five: Octane

Hi. I’d like to talk to you about a highly successful chain of sushi restaurants founded by Al Cain.  They are a gas to go to, and feature rolls for people, but also cat rolls, dog rolls, and all sorts of pet rolls.  

Six Puns: Is now on a diet, and awaiting any opportunity to carb on.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Four: The Ballet

“If things get too, too exciting in that restaurant, you’d better split,” said the detective, “but depending on the entree they serve, you might get a different turnout. Which, of course, could be for something as simple as fondue.

Six Puns: Taking minds for a spin!

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Three: Acro Dance

“These cart wheels won’t last us through the spring,” said the pioneer, “as far as Oregon is concerned, we have to use every road and bridge we can, we’re not going to walk over there, or else someone might flip out.”

Six Puns: Winter Pepper, and Summer Salt.

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Two: Jumping

Hi. If you live long enough, you’re bound to see a leap year. Or even the heir to the throne.

Six Puns: Puns are made with a special recipe consisting of water, hops, barley…wait, you said puns, right?

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety One: Fish Fins

The hallway forked, but the doors all were open. The kids looked back, but Ray was no where to be found, it was starting to become quite a tale.

Six Puns: All up to scale.

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