There’s no great barrier between you and your dreams, even when life’s taking a toll on you. At their core, all problems are things you can patch: you can turn the tide and stroll confidently to the bank.
Posted in Places, Puns, Writing
Tagged atoll, bank, coral, funny, great barrier, humor, jokes, laugh, patch, puns, reef, sixpuns, tide, writing
“Traffic trouble? You don’t have to yak or utter a word at all, this car comes with a horn,” said the fast-talking used car salesman, “you’ll never have to hoof it ever again, so what’s your beef? I really think you should buy, son.”
Posted in Animals, Humor, Puns
Tagged beef, bison, cattle puns, cow, cow puns, hoof, horn, humor, jokes, puns, six, sixpuns, udder, writing, yak
Ever since I took a leap into writing this pun website, I’ve been in a daze. It’s not that I’m weak or anything (although some of my jokes or bits may have been–and for that I apologize) but it’s you, the readers, who have always kept things on my side real. For you I’d like to give thanks, and you all deserve a round of applause.
Happy 1st Birthday, Sixpuns!
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Tagged annual, calendar, comedy, days, daze, funny, haha, humor, jest, jokes, laugh, leap, orbits, puns, sidereal, sixpuns, week, writing, year, year of puns
“There was a case in which my client had a truck but lacked tows,” said the defense lawyer. “So he was clearly no way he could have damaged the property. The prosecution tried to milk the fact that he had strained relations with his neighbors, but I think they were just trying to sour his reputation.”
Posted in Food, Humor, Puns, Writing
Tagged casein, funny, haha, jest, jokes, lactose, laugh, milk, puns, six, sixpuns, sour, strained, whey, yogurt
“Nigh all the telescopes were taken, so you’re just going to have to desert your post and peer amid the other students on those high rogue cliffs,” said the astronomy professor, in a dry tone, to Jane. “But I won’t be able to see anything!” protested Jane. “Tut, tut,” responded the professor.
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Tagged ancient, cairo, desert, dry, egypt, funny, haha, hieroglyphs, humor, jest, jokes, King Tut, laugh, mummy, Nile, puns, pyramid, sixpuns
“Our chances of survival may seem grizzly, and a flag and a pole are all we have left, but we mustn’t worry,” said Pa. “I’m going to make sure that no one buries anyone else. Until we meet our destiny, we can’t afford to cave in.”
Posted in Animals, Humor, Nature, Puns, Science, Writing
Tagged bear, bear puns, berries, cave, comedy, funny, grizzly, honey, humor, jokes, laugh, meat, paw, polar, puns, six, sixpuns, writing
Going to the pool this summer? Don’t drift around, grab your best jeans and as much change as you can and head straight down where they sell swimsuits. Don’t worry about anyone else. Get apparel that’s just right for you–make a natural selection.
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Tagged cell, change, comedy, drift, funny, genes, haha, humor, jest, jokes, natural selection, pool, six, sixpuns, writing